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On 7/7/2021 at 6:51 AM, Asperion said:

NT: You are assigned to travel to B5. What 5 things are you taking with your trip?

Three infantry squads, a Medium Machine Gun, and a Demolition charge, hoping I can manage to get past what I think is a Tiger Tank in D2.

 

NT: What the time-traveling future you was trying to warn present-day you about before they took that bullet in the back.

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8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Three infantry squads, a Medium Machine Gun, and a Demolition charge, hoping I can manage to get past what I think is a Tiger Tank in D2.

 

NT: What the time-traveling future you was trying to warn present-day you about before they took that bullet in the back.

 

That antique pocket watch that was found in the crazy man's yard sale should be ignored. 

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2 hours ago, death tribble said:

NT: Latest news from Golf

 

People are still watching golf on television. Yeah, I had no idea either.

 

New Topic: Your favorite superhero(one) was spotted at Major League Baseball's All-Star Game the other night. What was (s)he doing there?

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33 minutes ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Your favorite superhero(one) was spotted at Major League Baseball's All-Star Game the other night. What was (s)he doing there?

Miles Morales, life-long Mets fan, scored tickets in a school raffle. His parents were afraid to let him go because it's expensive to fly to Colorado during a Pandemic, but a mysterious benefactor who claimed he was with the school offered to pay for the airfare. What nefarious purpose does this mystery person have for getting the new Spider-Man in to see Jacob DeGrom? Excelsior!f

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On 7/15/2021 at 12:04 PM, Pariah said:

 

People are still watching golf on television. Yeah, I had no idea either.

 

New Topic: Your favorite superhero(one) was spotted at Major League Baseball's All-Star Game the other night. What was (s)he doing there?

 

Pulsar attending - playing entire outfield (and not missing a single one) for an entire inning. 

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On 7/15/2021 at 11:04 AM, Pariah said:

New Topic: Your favorite superhero(one) was spotted at Major League Baseball's All-Star Game the other night. What was (s)he doing there?

 

Ben Grimm was holding the upper deck while they completed a safety inspection after some mandated seismic reinforcement modifications were hastily completed.

 

NT: Olympic events the world needs.  Must involve rockets.

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5 hours ago, Cancer said:

NT: Olympic events the world needs.  Must involve rockets.

Sciwnces! The best marthmeticians, medyerologitsts, physicists, biologists, and s forth, come to Tokyo and show off their work on the topic selected by the Judges. Think of it as Top Chef for researchers. Medals will be awarded for great leaps forward in the respective disciplines, with the Gold coming for truly momentous discoveries like how to man ipulate the climate in order to providethe best conditions possible for chuman life. Heroism at the Olympics that could save the lives of everyone on te planet.

 

NT: Okynmpic events that would be possible medals for the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gathchistan.

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15 hours ago, Asperion said:

Extreme speed skating 😤😱


Rocket powered extreme speed skating?    Didn’t Wile E. Coyote win the gold medal for that?   And the film clip of his run replaced that ski jumper for “The Agony of Defeat” on Wide World of Sports.

2 hours ago, Pariah said:

Cross country skiing. It's not that big a country.

 

New Topic: Pick-up lines for pirates.


    Either “ Do you wanna play “Naughty Cabin Boy?”
        Or

”That’s not a wooden leg.”

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