NGD Scenes from a Hat

[Narf the Mouse]

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"You have a wand stuck WHERE?"

 

New Topic: People who could really use a superpower right about now. (Name the person and the power.)

Me. Immunity: Allergies.

 

Tell me it's not a superpower and I sneeze on you.

[BoloOfEarth]

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New Topic: People who could really use a superpower right about now. (Name the person and the power.)

 

Pariah -- the ability to un-stick wands from... let's just say inaccessible places.

[Cancer]

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New Topic: People who could really use a superpower right about now. (Name the person and the power.)

 

Me. To grade all these stupid papers quickly without turning into a chainsaw-wielding maniac.

 

NT Give me stupid answers to

Describe the “Dark Matter problem” [... in astronomy ...] as a general phenomenon; describe two different specific cases in which it has arisen.

 

Rep to people who give stupider (but non-offensive) answers than my students. Let yourselves go; it won't be easy. Note: Answers invoking Foxbat are going to be less stupid than ones I got from students.

[death tribble]

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Dark Matter is when the population of this great country of ours, GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!, turn to what is not considered Righteous, in the sight of THE LORD OUR GOD, and instead cheer on what may be considered evil. The whole Goth movement is evidence of this with their dark clothes and support for Marilyn Manson, I mean this is a guy with a girl's name for pity's sake !

Another example is people supporting the Undertaker in the WW whatever it is called these days. This guy dresses in black and is thus obviously a villain and yet people cheer for him ?

[BoloOfEarth]

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NT Give me stupid answers to

Describe the “Dark Matter problem” [... in astronomy ...] as a general phenomenon; describe two different specific cases in which it has arisen.

 

Rep to people who give stupider (but non-offensive) answers than my students. Let yourselves go; it won't be easy. Note: Answers invoking Foxbat are going to be less stupid than ones I got from students.

 

The Dark Matter problem is based upon the use of "the Schwartz" by Dark Helmet during the Spaceballs movie to affect physical matter (hence the term Dark Matter). In the first observed use of "the Schwartz," Dark Helmet uses it to perform a groinal crush on one of the Imperial officers (Major A**hole). However, it should be noted that this and all future uses of "the Schwartz," both by Dark Helmet as well as by Lone Star and Yogurt, are against non-generals, so this clearly cannot be a general phenomenon.

[Psybolt]

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NT Give me stupid answers to

Describe the “Dark Matter problem” [... in astronomy ...] as a general phenomenon; describe two different specific cases in which it has arisen.

 

Rep to people who give stupider (but non-offensive) answers than my students. Let yourselves go; it won't be easy. Note: Answers invoking Foxbat are going to be less stupid than ones I got from students.

 

The Dark Matter problem is a problem that occurs when matter becomes dark and causes problems. The phenomenon of Dark Matter becomes a problem when the darkness expands into the outskirts of space. This is a big problem. It has arisen in two specific cases. The first was a special phenomenon where this case caused a real problem. The second time, the dark matter became even worse and was, in general, troublesome. In astronomy, there is not much more of a problem that will cause problems than Dark Matter. The stars and the planets can cause this dark matter problem to be even worse.

 

NT: Cancer's best stress relieving method after grading the papers of his Astronomy class

[Michael Hopcroft]

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NT: Cancer's best stress relieving method after grading the papers of his Astronomy class

 

Going to Dave & Buster's for a rousing game of Whack-A-Mole.

[SatinKitty]

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A game of golf. He can pretend the balls are student's heads.

[Pariah]

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NT: Cancer's best stress relieving method after grading the papers of his Astronomy class

 

A rousing game of Champions. "Doctor Destroyer's gonna be sorry he screwed with my character today...."

 

New Topic: Things even harder to understand than the Dark Matter Problem.

[death tribble]

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Women

[BoloOfEarth]

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New Topic: Things even harder to understand than the Dark Matter Problem.

 

The appeal of "reality TV."

[Michael Hopcroft]

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New Topic: Things even harder to understand than the Dark Matter Problem.

 

The undying appeal of the Twilight series.

 

NT: Subtle signs that you watch too much golf on the weekends.

[Cancer]

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OFF TOPIC:

The Dark Matter problem is a problem that occurs when matter becomes dark and causes problems. The phenomenon of Dark Matter becomes a problem when the darkness expands into the outskirts of space. This is a big problem. It has arisen in two specific cases. The first was a special phenomenon where this case caused a real problem. The second time' date=' the dark matter became even worse and was, in general, troublesome. In astronomy, there is not much more of a problem that will cause problems than Dark Matter. The stars and the planets can cause this dark matter problem to be even worse.[/quote']

Sorry, not enough to out-stupid a couple of my students. Your grammar is too good and the logical development too coherent, while being no less relevant to the actual answer.

 

NT: Cancer's best stress relieving method after grading the papers of his Astronomy class

Irish whiskey. Neat.

[Cancer]

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NT: Subtle signs that you watch too much golf on the weekends.

 

You actually have heard of Phil Mickelson, and don't consider this fact to be a tragic waste of neural capacity.

[death tribble]

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NT: Subtle signs that you watch too much golf on the weekends.

 

You actually get upset when people mention Tiger Woods non-Golfing achievements.

[BoloOfEarth]

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NT: Subtle signs that you watch too much golf on the weekends.

 

(being a non-fan of golf) The fact that you watch *any* golf at all on the weekends.

 

NT: Ways that pro-golf NGDers will get back at BoloOfEarth for dissing their "sport."

[Michael Hopcroft]

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NT: Ways that pro-golf NGDers will get back at BoloOfEarth for dissing their "sport."

 

"Front yard, driving range -- it's all grass, right?"

 

And thus BoloOfEarth must replace every window of the house, car, and the neighbor's houses and cars.

[death tribble]

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Rearrange his house so that they can play crazy golf in it.

[BoloOfEarth]

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Rearrange his house so that they can play crazy golf in it.

 

I guess that explains the windmill in our living room.

[Michael Hopcroft]

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NT: Ways that pro-golf NGDers will get back at BoloOfEarth for dissing their "sport."

 

"And this is you NOT spending the day with Michelle Wie."

 

NT: Subtle signs you spend too much time on your Wii. (Don't go you-know-where, please....)

[Pariah]

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NT: Subtle signs you spend too much time on your Wii. (Don't go you-know-where' date=' please....)[/quote']

 

You haven't posted to the Hero Boards in three whole days.

[CrosshairCollie]

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"And this is you NOT spending the day with Michelle Wie."

 

NT: Subtle signs you spend too much time on your Wii. (Don't go you-know-where, please....)

 

You can't say remote, it's always Wiimote. Then it spreads to other words, causing misrepwiisentation and/or wiidundancy.

[death tribble]

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You develop the medical conditions, Wii wrist, Wii Knee, Wii Ankle and Wii finger. None of which are insurable.

 

NT: Ways to combat that wretched instrument that the South Africans are playing at the World Cup that souns like a horde of wasps before it surfaces in sports audiences elsewhere.

[Shadow Hawk]

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NT: Ways to combat that wretched instrument that the South Africans are playing at the World Cup that souns like a horde of wasps before it surfaces in sports audiences elsewhere.

 

Release actual hordes of wasps trained to go after the person weilding that instrument.

[Pariah]

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NT: Ways to combat that wretched instrument that the South Africans are playing at the World Cup that sounds like a horde of wasps before it surfaces in sports audiences elsewhere.

 

Politely tell everyone that the instruments in question were made in China and therefore have unsafe, probably even toxic, levels of lead, cadmium, and other heavy metals.