input.jack Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some quotes from the fantasy game of the GM who ran the Freedom League.... ------------- Kethri (OOC): No, you get Bubba, the guy who you can only see when hes standing against the wall because hes got a -beard-, to do your tattoos. ------------ Imet Toth: Hmmph. Some days I think we invented papyrus just so that we could have government forms. Hekasherat: Well, think of how it used to be back in the "old days" when everything was done on stone tablets. Astra: And your "in box" required 40 slaves to sort... ------------- Mutara (OOC): Um...do I kneel? Bow? Prostate? Astra (OOC): Mighty friendly sect you got, here. -------------- GM: Mutara's heraldry is very confused, since shes wearing the colors of two different religious sects. Mutara (OOC): Yes, shes bi-sect-tual ------------- Hekasherat [the sorceress]: I sense that I will have a visitor tonight. Astra: Friend? Or foe? Hekasherat: I cant tell. Imet Toth: If its one, we give them wine. If the other, we give them a proper burial. ------------- Runa (OOC): My character is a Scandian Dragon Adept, and can so can fly. Astra (OOC): Nord of the Wings. ------------- Imet Toth (OOC): Whats that phone doing over there? Astra (OOC): Ringing! -------------- Imet Toth: Your people think of it as a fireball. My people, the Ossyrians, think of it as a mobile pyre. ------------- Kethri (OOC): What did you do with my Player's Handbook? Imet Toth (OOC): Ah stoled it ------------- Autumn: Even the Elves eventually age. Kethri: I dont know about that. Queen Mab didnt look a day over b*tchy! ------------ Kethri: He says he has a message for you. Imet Toth: I find that...unlikely. Astra: Why? Youre widely known to be literate. Kethri: *spit takes* ---------------- Imet Toth: Keep an extra eye on the messenger. Mutara: I have such an eye. -------------- Imet Toth (OOC): I cant look that up. I no longer have Lj's stolen Player's Handbook. Astra (OOC): Take the one I stole from Jacob, then --------------- Kethri (OOC): Idiots. Imet Toth (OOC): Its not their move yet. Astra (OOC): THATS where they went wrong! --------------- Imet Toth (OOC):.....so if there are supplies that have been spoiled, trampled, or whizzed on, we can Purify them. Kethri (OOC): EWWWWW! Imet Toth (OOC): What? Its been Purified- Kethri (OOC): Whizzed! Imet Toth (OOC): But- Kethri (OOC): Whizzed! OGRE WHIZ!! ------------- Autumn: Can you smell that? Astra: Sorry, I was a bit upwind............All right, Im NOT sorry that I was a bit upwind! ---------------- Runa: Conjurer sack! Astra: Eww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Session 9 of Vendetta Rhapsody "Hopefully they all have the gangsta code of honor and don't call the police." "So, you rolled a 17 to tell us the plot is broken?" Koyotie: "Just tell [the security guard] you work here, he'll believe it." Blitzkrieg: "I'm pretty big." Koyotie: "Tell him you're a forklift." "Hah! Missed m--***WHACK!***" "Yoinks and away!" Contained: "What can I tell about the car [that hit an ice Force Wall]" GM: "The defrosters aren't working worth a damn." "They're not paying you enough to get leukemia. Beat feet." "I have the Reputation 'made of radiation. It's extreme." "I am not a cyborg!" "Yet." "21 STUN salute." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I -love- "21 Stun salute" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From last night's D&D game: Ryan (on failing a Will save and running away from a fight): It's not a failure, it's a safety feature. God gave us fear for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "They have lasers!" a player laments about the bad guys. Daris's player muses, "We need to stop Aciarren before he gets his hands on sharks." ------------------- Flora is working on a spell to make herself invisible, but eventually gives up to work on something else. Daris's player remarks, "It's just as well. You couldn't see your progress." --------------------- The players are having a hard time pronouncing the new character's name. Rastal's player calls him, "Darius," and, upon being corrected, says, "Darius . . . Daris . . . George 2!" --------------------- Daris's player: "I'm going through Asini, looking for volunteers who want to be demon bait." There's a long pause, and then I say, hesitantly, "Is that . . . how you're . . . approaching the situation?" --------------------- "The Sixth Upheaval was caused by a low-cut dress." (Context available upon request.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Enlore the (Dark Suns) Bard: I am Enlore the Beautiful. Kid: You're covered in blood! Enlore: I make it look good though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gideon Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Mutara (OOC): Um...do I kneel? Bow? Prostate? Astra (OOC): Mighty friendly sect you got, here. This just reminded me of a bit that happened a while back in a D&D game I play. The group had just defeated some very nasty demons and found a room with an alter to an evil demon god... Vostov (Paladin), (OOC): I deficate the alter. Ekalu (Wizard, played by me), (OOC): OUCH thats has got to hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Hekasherat [the sorceress]: I sense that I will have a visitor tonight. Astra: Friend? Or foe? Hekasherat: I cant tell. Imet Toth: If its one, we give them wine. If the other, we give them a proper burial. ------------- ------------ Kethri: He says he has a message for you. Imet Toth: I find that...unlikely. Astra: Why? Youre widely known to be literate. Kethri: *spit takes* The first one gets you rep. Lovely. The second gets: "Huh?" I also greatly enjoy the 21-stun salute. Alice- consider such context officially requested. Edit: Gideon, I believe it's spelled "defecate." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Alice- consider such context officially requested. For the first, the players were in Fae territory when some of the bad guys showed up to pick up some magical items they'd ordered. With bribes of chocolate, the Fae told the party ALL about what the items were set up to do. Basically, every time someone who isn't given permission to be near the item when it's active gets a 3d6k energy blast. They dubbed it a "laser." The "George 2" remark was borne out of the party's tendency to use "George" as a default name. This is how we have a pet demon on Fae territory named George. The "demon bait" remark was when, upon figuring out there was nothing he could do against a demon, the swashbuckler character asks Flora (who knows the most about demons of anyone in the party) what he can do to get a demon focused on him. Flora had noticed that demons have the same weakness as any other critter for pretty females, so she tells him that. Daris decides he's going to find someone to act as bait for him to protect, and therefore keep one of the demons distracted while the rest of the party takes out the other. This leads into the last reference, where they talk about having Flora as a "backup" for Daris to be protecting. An NPC points out that she, too, is female, lest they've forgotten, and they advise her to stay as covered up as possible, as they've connected a prophecy of a really bad, world-changing event to her death, and they're trying to put that off as long as they can. That about cover it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Hah! Missed m--***WHACK!***" --- Contained: "What can I tell about the car [that hit an ice Force Wall]" GM: "The defrosters aren't working worth a damn." --- "21 STUN salute." Repped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Built To Last: Can I use my Gadget Pool to make a pogostick out of the Black Talon I just mangled? (he succeeded in doing so, best use of a 4 on a Skill Roll I think I've ever seen) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Ghost-Angel... be careful. I think that Built-to-Last is on the verge of inspiring a character that makes Frogman look brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Ghost-Angel... be careful. I think that Built-to-Last is on the verge of inspiring a character that makes Frogman look brilliant. Built To Last is a Deadhead operating Powered Armor. His other quote of pure brilliance from last night: It's time for some appropriately panicked screaming!! He spent the entire epic fight jumping on top of, throwing around, performing WWF style maneuvers and otherwise mangling Destroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Reynard, Cartoon Cop, has tracked his quarry into a strip club... and utterly botched his PER rolls to spot whether or not the man is inside. Reynard (OOC): "You (the GM) are going to have to interpret this with *no* cracks from me to influence you!" Me (the GM): Sadly, I didn't have the time to even really *start* on the jokes before I had to just reply and head to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Dutch: I have never been this sober in my life! My head is filled with these... these... these things! Irving: Thoughts? Dutch: That's it! And I don't much like how it feels! :mad: Our party's barbarian, after spending several weeks in the heart of a dry (ie alcohol is forbidden) nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... We've been discussing ways to deal with some in-game issues over on the Shadows Angelus Mailing List... when this popped up -- Yiska Addressing the Institute: "Alright everyone. We've all got some pretty bad disads here, so the first step in forming the new world is we're gonna go raid some dungeons, get some XP, and buy off those disads." Someone steps ups to yiksa and whispers in his ear, then he turns to address the crowd again. "Ah, my colleague presents an idea for those not wishing to go adventuring, we can replace your disads with a physical limitation: broken legs." "Thank you everyone and have a good night." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silbeg Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... An old group of mine had one of those recurring bars- in a fit of pique' date=' the GM had named it The Lusty Penguin. The funny thing is this bar worked its way into every subsequent game, like Shadowrun, or most humorously, Legend of the Five Rings. They even had a slogan, there- "From the Burning Sands to the Shadowlands, it's the Lusty Penguin!"[/quote'] Starting to sound like an franchise run by Wolfram and Hart. Hmm... Maybe Joss Whedon was on to something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remjin Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... How about "The Lusty Wench" and make it a cross-dressing bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... How about "The Lusty Wench" and make it a cross-dressing bar... Call it "The Lusty Wrench" and it becaome a greaser bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... If you name it The Lusty Wretch is the party guaranteed to find the villain inside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This isn't a gaming quote but happened at work, and was funny enough I'd thought I'd share. Coworker: You ever had beaver? It tastes like beef. Me: I thought it would taste like fish. The best part is 2 people in the lab didn't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Fratboy lout: "Hey babe. I'm Todd and I like my women like I like my coffee..." Argenta:(interupting) "If you like your coffee gay and not interested in you, you're in luck." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This isn't a gaming quote but happened at work, and was funny enough I'd thought I'd share. Coworker: You ever had beaver? It tastes like beef. Me: I thought it would taste like fish. The best part is 2 people in the lab didn't get it. ... I don't get it. Is this a joke about women?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ... I don't get it. Is this a joke about women?? beaver is yet another term for a woman's privates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Scales Out of Balance: Rashaka: "Sweetness... when I say 'kill him' and you happen to not want to, then feel free to just 'maim him' or 'knock him out' or 'detain him' as you see fit, but please do it expeditiously...." (The slightly scary thing? Despite the fact he's rather bloody at the moment, he's one of the good guys.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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