Pariah Posted November 27, 2014 Report Share Posted November 27, 2014 Q - Why are hot peppers the nosiest vegetables? A - Because they're always jalapeño business. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 How do you stop a Rhino from charging? Take away its credit cards Roter Baron and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 THE. PAIN! UCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 How do you stop a Rhino from charging? Take away its credit cards THE. PAIN! UCH! gotta give that guy credit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Don't you need to card him, first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Maybe we give him debit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I'm rapidly losing interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Was cruising FanFiction.net and came across some old jokes re-written as if they happened to Harry Potter, thought I'd share (FanFiction.net won't allow you to copy/paste anymore the bastards): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4070610/46/Thrilling-Tales-of-the-Downright-Unusual https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4070610/47/Thrilling-Tales-of-the-Downright-Unusual https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4070610/48/Thrilling-Tales-of-the-Downright-Unusual https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4070610/49/Thrilling-Tales-of-the-Downright-Unusual https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4070610/50/Thrilling-Tales-of-the-Downright-Unusual https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4070610/51/Thrilling-Tales-of-the-Downright-Unusual https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4070610/54/Thrilling-Tales-of-the-Downright-Unusual https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4070610/56/Thrilling-Tales-of-the-Downright-Unusual I hope you all laugh half as hard as I did reading some of these. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Q - Where does Queen Elsa keep all her money? A - In a snow bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 Evidence that the Moon is indeed made of cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 "It's not like any cheese I've ever seen." -Wallace bigbywolfe, Burrito Boy and Old Man 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 4, 2014 Report Share Posted December 4, 2014 "Wensleydale?" Old Man, Burrito Boy and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Indeed. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Do you think Jehovah's Witnesses ever get to finish knock knock jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Do you think Jehovah's Witnesses ever get to finish knock knock jokes? As a former Mormon missionary, I have to say that's pretty darn funny. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 As a former Mormon missionary, I have to say that's pretty darn funny. I used to be Mormon. But I'm feeling much better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Mormontarily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 I grew up in a theme park, and the theme was 'trailer.' BlueCloud2k2 and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 A high school teacher was arrested today at Sydney’s Kingsford-Smith International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At the press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the AFP with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns;" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest, PM Tony Abbott said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." Fellow LNP colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the Prime Minister Abbott BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Oh no, not another math joke. Sum one please save us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Al-Gebra was defanged years ago. The real danger now is with those professing Group Theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Cross posted http://www.herogames.com/forums/index.php?app=core&module=search&do=search&fromMainBar=1 “What nefarious villains are we up against this time?” asked Archie Andrews, “Maybe Al Gebra?” Dilton Doiley was annoyed. “For the last time, Archie, Algebra is not like Al Queda! It's not an international conspiracy to make you fail Math!” “Who then?” persisted Archie, “C.R.U.S.H.? KAOS?” “Worse!” exclaimed Dilton. “They call themselves Bureau 13.” “That's who's making me fail math?” asked Archie. “NO! That's who's threatening the Enchanted Forest. They are sworn to oppose and destroy all spectral, infernal, therianthropic, or necromantic manifestations” explained Dilton. “That doesn't sound very friendly” spoke up Caspar, the Friendly Ghost, “But what does that mean?” Lucius Alexander I doubt they care much for palindromedaries either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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