Pariah Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 All flights in and out of John Lennon International Airport have been cancelled. Imagine all the people.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 Imagine there is no heaven… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 That song is even better if you imagine WIlliam Shatner singing it. "Imagine. There's. No heaven. It's easy. If. You try." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2022 Report Share Posted August 26, 2022 If there are any guitar players out there wondering how to make their instrument sound better, stay tuned! (There are two kinds of guitar players in this world: those who spend too much time tuning their guitars, and those who don't spend enough.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 27, 2022 Report Share Posted August 27, 2022 "Have you heard the latest statistics joke?" "I'm 95% confident that I have." Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 28, 2022 Report Share Posted August 28, 2022 Sad news, my obese parrot died today. Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted August 28, 2022 Report Share Posted August 28, 2022 Daughter: "Mom, I'm going out on a date." Mother: "Who are you going out with?" Daughter: "Don't judge, he is a little older than me. It's Mike. Our mailman." Mother: "Our mailman?! Sweetie, he isn't a little older, he could be your father!" Daughter: "Mom, age is just a number." Mother: "Sweetheart, I don't think you understood what I just said." Pariah, Logan D. Hurricanes and Rails 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2022 Report Share Posted August 28, 2022 The corporate office is a treacherous place. As you begin to excel, people will begin to spreadsheet about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2022 Report Share Posted August 28, 2022 Every morning, I get hit by the same bike. It's a vicious cycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 28, 2022 Report Share Posted August 28, 2022 There once was a girl named Irene Who lived on distilled kerosene Then she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon And since then, she's never benzene. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 The 2012 film Lincoln grossed over $275 million. Which is ironic, because historically speaking, Lincoln doesn't usually do well in theaters L. Marcus, Ockham's Spoon and Logan D. Hurricanes 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pariah Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 5 minutes ago, Logan.1179 said: I'm not sure if I'm being commended or threatened.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 Ah, you just think there's a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 29, 2022 Report Share Posted August 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Pariah said: The 2012 film Lincoln grossed over $275 million. Which is ironic, because historically speaking, Lincoln doesn't usually do well in theaters Gettysburg did alright as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 30, 2022 Report Share Posted August 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Pariah said: I'm not sure if I'm being commended or threatened.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it." Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?” I said, “Where did that come from?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pariah Posted August 31, 2022 Report Share Posted August 31, 2022 I just finished reading this horrible book on the Defenestration of Prague. It disgusted me so much, I threw it out the window. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower. But the image was too blurry. He has selfie steam issues. mattingly and wcw43921 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu-you get what you deserve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 Okay, now you're just doing it to yank on Death Tribble's chain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 No, Bolo’s Tribble is just a bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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