death tribble Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 9 hours ago, Bazza said: FF’s arch enemy is Mole Man. What sort of drugs are you on and how do I subscribe to your newsletter ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 The Mole Man is the guy who attacks you with his 6.02214076×1023 minions, right? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 2 hours ago, Cancer said: The Mole Man is the guy who attacks you with his 6.02214076×1023 minions, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 When I was young, I was very poor. After years of struggle, I'm no longer young. Ockham's Spoon and mattingly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 I went to a psychic. I knocked on her front door. She yelled, "Who is it?" So I left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 "Can I help you?" "I'm here to see this psychic. I've heard he sees all and knows all." "That's right. Is he expecting you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 "If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 14 hours ago, death tribble said: What sort of drugs are you on and how do I subscribe to your newsletter ? I'm on oxygenated helium. Don't try it unless you want to get high. And you can subscribe to my monthly newsletter by sending at email with the subject "MoleManSentMeHere" to fanzine@lolthsucks.com. For a 15% discount please use coupon code: "LolthHasArachnophobia". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 Heard this morning... Why did the turtle cross the road? Spoiler We don't know; he's still crossing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 27, 2022 Report Share Posted September 27, 2022 Why did the possum cross the road? Spoiler Nobody knows. It's never been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 My ex: "If my body were a car, what kind of car would it be?" Me: "I dunno, probably a cheap pickup." Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 Q: What animal is more unpredictable than a polar bear? Spoiler A: A bipolar bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 The Black-Eyed Peas can sing us a tune, but the Chick Peas can only hummus one. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pariah Posted October 7, 2022 Report Share Posted October 7, 2022 It's likely you've heard some of these jokes before. It's even possible that I've posted some of these before in this thread. Deal with it. 'Tis the season. Why do ghouls hang out with demons? Spoiler Because demons are a ghoul's best friend. Why can't Mr. and Mrs. Ghost have kids? Spoiler Hollow weenie . Why don't monsters eat ghosts? Spoiler Because they taste like sheet. Why did the ghost go the the bar? Spoiler For the boos. Spoiler Alternate answer: To get sheet-faced. A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer Spoiler ...and a mop." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 I was in Starbucks the other day when this guy was ordering and the barista asked, "What name do I put on the cup?" The guy said, "Well, some people call me the space cowboy." "Oh really?" "Yeah. And some people call me the gangster of love." *All right," the barista said, "I'm just going to write Maurice." wcw43921 and mattingly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Probably a US thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Bazza, It's the lyrics from The Joker by The Steve Miller Band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 Still…a US thing, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 It's also a 1969 thing. <sighs deeply> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 What rock group includes four famous men, but none of them sing? Spoiler Mount Rushmore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 8, 2022 Report Share Posted October 8, 2022 I believe that mountain does sing…as the answer is blowing in the wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 Dickens: "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." Schrödinger: "Well played, man." Ockham's Spoon, Logan D. Hurricanes and wcw43921 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 9, 2022 Report Share Posted October 9, 2022 A King and a Queen walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, you're not 21." mattingly, Logan D. Hurricanes and BoloOfEarth 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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