Lucius Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Talk about extreme sexual dimorphism. What we need are uterine replicators. Hey, extreme sexual dimorphism works for anglerfish. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary has a Y Chromosome and a Y-not? Chromosome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Then we need to genetically engineer bigger women! Better Living Through Chemistry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Then we need to genetically engineer bigger women! No, because the consequences are far, far worse than you can possibly imagine. That way lies furries. And by definition from the context, erotic furries. Run away. Run away as fast as you can, and never look back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster That way lies furries. And by definition from the context, erotic furries. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster No, because the consequences are far, far worse than you can possibly imagine. That way lies furries. And by definition from the context, erotic furries. Run away. Run away as fast as you can, and never look back. When I said centaur shaped, I did not mean exactly like a centaur, with hooves and horsehide. I meant a quadropedal lower body with four Human standard legs. Built broadly enough to accomodate a wider birth canal. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary impracticably wants a head at each end, which defeats the purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster I'm cross posting this because, well, everyone has to be warned. ROFLMAO [ATTACH=CONFIG]42133[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megaplayboy Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster I'm cross posting this because, well, everyone has to be warned. ROFLMAO [ATTACH=CONFIG]42133[/ATTACH] I know the catchphrase is "Ow, the Stupid, it burns!", but that's stupidity at a level that may qualify as "universal solvent". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster I'm cross posting this because, well, everyone has to be warned. ROFLMAO [ATTACH=CONFIG]42133[/ATTACH] Sadly, I am beginning to see this on "high school friends" (i.e. people I hated in school) who decided to friend me on FB. After being out of school for almost 30 years, I have to ask: How did the nerd become cool and the cool kids become --- so damn old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Never let facts get in the way of whatever message you're trying to ram down people's throats this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Never let facts get in the way of whatever message you're trying to ram down people's throats this week. Not a problem since I got Log-Co's handy dandy Throat Rammer 2000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Never let facts get in the way of whatever message you're trying to ram down people's throats this week. Those are important words to live by. At least I think those are the words politicians live by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Not a problem since I got Log-Co's handy dandy Throat Rammer 2000. Sounds like a good pr0n movie name... What? You were all thinking it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Not a problem since I got Log-Co's handy dandy Throat Rammer 2000. Now available in purple -- just in time for Easter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Not a problem since I got Log-Co's handy dandy Throat Rammer 2000. Is that the sequel to this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster In someone's dreams, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Not a problem since I got Log-Co's handy dandy Throat Rammer 2000. ... And it makes a great gift! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster See... you were all thinking it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster I'm cross posting this because, well, everyone has to be warned. ROFLMAO [ATTACH=CONFIG]42133[/ATTACH] "Immoality"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster ... After being out of school for almost 30 years' date=' I have to ask: How did the nerd become cool ...[/quote'] When we nerds could no longer get laid because of it. ... and the cool kids become --- so damn old? When they could no longer get laid because of being cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster When we nerds could no longer get laid because of it. When they could no longer get laid because of being cool. Best feeling in the world? Being the fit guy with no gray hair when all the jocks are getting fat and bald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster I first noticed grey at age 29, and it's been gaining since then. Even in TMI places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Started going gray about 30. Now 32; still slowly graying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Started at about 18. At least I still have a full head of hair unlike some of my classmates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster I'm 46 and you all drained away my gray hair. Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 8, 2012 Report Share Posted March 8, 2012 Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster I've had the same little spots of gray for fifteen years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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