freakboy6117 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain the costume for white tiger is really cool too thats the problem all the really hot supervillaneses go good the only one i can think of who hasn't is poison ivy \nd maybe Harley quinn although she periodicly fought crime but mostly badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "Heroes can't accept gratuities. And they have to pay taxes. And, seriously, once you're a hero, everyone expects you to drop everything and come get their cat out of a tree when they're stupid enough to let the little flea-bitten monstrosity out of its cage first thing in the morning. Screw all that. I like getting tips, I like sleeping in when I feel like it, and if they wanted people to pay taxes they wouldn't've made it so damned hard to fill out a 1040 correctly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karmakaze Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I put my soul up for sale on eBay as a joke. Turns out it was binding... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "My neighbor is a laweyer. So I wanted to one-up him." "I wanted the show the villain's union that I can be just as evil as they are." "I want to get this hot hero(ine) to notice me and it seemed like a much better method than being the DNPC." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely! As such, snce I have powers, I must be a villain." -- The Catastrphic Cliche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I like wearing black, having sex, and staying up late, and I started during the Silver Age. I'm actually more moral than most of Millar's "Heroes". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "Lemme tell ya, I don't get no respect...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenn Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I just look better in purple and green than I do in red and blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain The Supervillainess are hotties The last two are heroines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Wednesday is Evil Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I came here to commit crimes against humanity and fill out Sudoku puzzles, and I'm all out of Sudoku puzzles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug McCrae Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain When Supergirl arrests me it will be a good opportunity to chat her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I just want to be loved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "This is my redemption for writing Marvel: Civil War." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Well my careers councilor said that I should get out and interact with people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Wal-Mart was out of the TMX Elmos and the world will feel my wrath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "My name is Irving Edwards Ville. With an abbreviated name like I. E. Ville, what else should I be?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain Two words: zoning laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebon Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain It was my turn. When the dry cleaner messed up my costume and it came back purple and green, I knew I had no choice. Because the money was, like, right there, dude. Because black goes with everything. Two words: Went condo. Miss Amazing will finally be unable to ignore me! So I could get my name in the papers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I like wearing black' date=' having sex, and staying up late, and I started during the Silver Age. [/quote'] Hey! I like wearing black, having sex, and staying up late. And I too was born during the Silver Age! I'm actually more moral than most of Millar's "Heroes". Well, I can't claim this one. Bill. (Iron Man and Reed Richards are wimps!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transmetahuman Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "I had premarital sex once. Since I'm irrevocably damned to Hell now anyway, I might as well get what I can out of this life." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain I came here to commit crimes against humanity and fill out Sudoku puzzles' date=' and I'm all out of Sudoku puzzles.[/quote'] Here, have some puzzles. Lucius Alexander Don't let the palindromedary near them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKJAM! Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "I'm attempting to disprove the existence of a benevolent God." "I got these healing powers, but refused to be stereotyped." "Wait, what do you mean, 'supervillain'?" "I always follow my horoscope religiously, and for some bizarre reason, Pisces has had suggestions for supercrimes for the last three weeks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metaphysician Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "Wait, what do you mean, 'supervillain'?" "Yeah, I'm one of the good guys, trying to make the world a better place. Don't worry, you'll thank me when I'm done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korvar Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: (worst ever)...reasons to be a supervillain "The dice told me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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