Basil Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That old gag's not going to work this time. Q: ...and then I'll tie up the hostage with the stuff I used the last dozen times! A: It's on account of quantum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's on account of quantum. Q: Why did you leap that gorge? You could have been killed. A: I am Sam, You are Al. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you leap that gorge? You could have been killed. A: I am Sam, You are Al. Q: Why are you looking at me like that, Al? A: There's no reason to assume you're not delusional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's no reason to assume you're not delusional. Q: We can assume everyone is out to get us, or we can assume that no one knows about us and we can do what we want. Or we can assume that people do know about us and don't care. Or we can assume that only a few people know about us and have already put in place measures to stop us. Or we can assume that they think we're joking and and are leaving themselves open. Or we can assume that they've suspected us all along and have slipped us defective materials and false information to keep our plans from working. So which of these seems like the most viable assumption to you? A: That which is intuitively obvious to the dullest of minds must be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We can assume everyone is out to get us, or we can assume that no one knows about us and we can do what we want. Or we can assume that people do know about us and don't care. Or we can assume that only a few people know about us and have already put in place measures to stop us. Or we can assume that they think we're joking and and are leaving themselves open. Or we can assume that they've suspected us all along and have slipped us defective materials and false information to keep our plans from working. So which of these seems like the most viable assumption to you? A: That which is intuitively obvious to the dullest of minds must be true. Q: Don't you think Britney Spears is a better singer than Paris Hilton? A: Logan or Stephen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Logan or Stephen Q: What where the last two choices for Wolverene's real name? A: It doesn't cut the mustard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It doesn't cut the mustard. Q: I don't understand. You don't like that new diamond-blade industrial gem cutter why? A: He said mustard, not cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He said mustard' date=' not cheese.[/quote'] Q: Why do you say I need to retire from my job at Domino's? A: We'll let you out of jail in exactly twenty thousand years. Period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you say I need to retire from my job at Domino's? A: We'll let you out of jail in exactly twenty thousand years. Period. Q: What did the judge say to Mr Lay that caused his death ? A: He is but one man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He is but one man Q: What were the last words of the five hundred Aquilonian officers who schemed to overthrow King Conan? A: There is only one truth. That isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What were the last words of the five hundred Aquilonian officers who schemed to overthrow King Conan? A: There is only one truth. That isn't it. Q: Isn't the Notre Dame-Michigan game this weekend exciting? A: What the??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Isn't the Notre Dame-Michigan game this weekend exciting? A: What the??? Q: You may wonder why I turned you into Betty Ross. Well guess who just got a hot date with The Incredible Hulk ? A: One man alone cannot fight the future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: One man alone cannot fight the future Q: Why did you just have yourself cloned two million times before setting foot in the time machine? A: Look, when it comes to armies you get what you pay for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you just have yourself cloned two million times before setting foot in the time machine? A: Look, when it comes to armies you get what you pay for. Q: Why are Doctor Pennypincher's Legions of Doom armed with slingshots? A: Ah, then "Legions of Doom" is media spin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ah, then "Legions of Doom" is media spin. Q: Did you know that "Doom" is "Mood" spelled backwards? A: I used a nun's habit and six tubes of Crazy Glue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you know that "Doom" is "Mood" spelled backwards? A: I used a nun's habit and six tubes of Crazy Glue. Q: What was the act that caused your client to run away screaming, Ms Prostitute? A: How much acid did you do in the sixties, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: How much acid did you do in the sixties' date=' anyway?[/quote'] Q: Did you ever notice this hole, burned clean through my skull? A: Oh, that's a new street drug known as "Vegemite Sandwich." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What causes President Bush to mistake Australia for Austria? A: Hulk, Flash, Union Jack and a box of twinkies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hulk' date=' Flash, Union Jack and a box of twinkies[/quote'] Q: After extracting all the beer, I've distilled what's left of an English football hooligan and found four principal trace components. Care to guess what they are? A: Dollar for dollar, that's better even than ... money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What causes President Bush to mistake Australia for Austria? A: Hulk, Flash, Union Jack and a box of twinkies Q: Name three comic characters and something more artificial. A: Great Southern panned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dollar for dollar' date=' that's better even than ... money![/quote'] Q: What do you think of the new platinum card that's actually made of platinum? A: Great Southern panned. Q: Why did you decide on the name "The Atlanta-Charlotte-Memphis-Tuscaloosa-Miami-Charleston-New Orleans Railroad"? A: A Tellarian prostitute carving up tofu with a chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does William Shatner want when he looks for a call girl? A: Die Hard 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Die Hard 12 Q: It's 2015, What's the top box office movie? A: We bilked this city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We bilked this city. Q: How did Portland eventually get major league baseball? A: Don't you remember? They built this city -- they built this city on LSD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did Portland eventually get major league baseball? A: Don't you remember? They built this city -- they built this city on LSD! Q: Why does Jefferson City have no straight lines? A: It's an offence worthy of being lobotomized with a hand drill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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