Sundog Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why do you have a gowl of Kentucky Fried Chicken at your door? A) It was like that when I got here. Q: What happened to Caprica, Six? A: The timbre of your voice, like icepicks in my ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The timbre of your voice' date=' like icepicks in my ears.[/quote'] Q: Why yes, I did go to Celine Dion's voice coach. Why do you ask? A: That pop starlet wouldn't be hot if you doused her in ethanol and applied a blowtorch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That pop starlet wouldn't be hot if you doused her in ethanol and applied a blowtorch. Q: Did you see Britney Spears at the MTV Award? A: Circus Clowns and Mimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: No, what would you compare her to? A: Shoo fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shoo fly Q: Got any nectar? Hmm? Hmm? Hmmm? A: Wickedness has a name, and you just said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wickedness has a name' date=' and you just said it.[/quote'] Q: Hey Marvin, are you ready to GM tonight? A: Si, Caio, Arrevederci, gott in himmel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Si' date=' Caio, Arrevederci, gott in himmel[/quote'] Q: Are you here to save the day, Captain Doesn't Know Which Language He Is Speaking At Any Given Time? A: Thank God you're here. Mister Eats Far Too Much Chocolate Ice Cream! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thank God you're here. Mister Eats Far Too Much Chocolate Ice Cream! Q: Whoa, is that a giant Chocolate Ice Cream Golem terrorizing the city? A: There's not enough chocolate ice cream in all the world to make me do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Whoa, is that a giant Chocolate Ice Cream Golem terrorizing the city? A: There's not enough chocolate ice cream in all the world to make me do that. Q: Hey, Pariah, ever tried Tribble sex? A: "It's gunked up" IS the technical term! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: "It's gunked up" IS the technical term! Q: Would you please tell me, in precise, technical terms, what's wrong with the valve on the Gunk-O-Matic? A: Try turning it off and back on again. Or hit it with a big, crusty loaf of French bread. Whatever you think would work best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Try turning it off and back on again. Or hit it with a big' date=' crusty loaf of French bread. Whatever you think would work best.[/quote'] Q: If you become elected president, what is your suggestion for fixing the US economy? A: Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whip me' date=' beat me, make me write bad checks.[/quote'] Q: What are three things on OJ Simpson's to-do list? A: pi squared to the nth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: pi squared to the nth. Q: How do you know you're at an Australian bakery? A: Notice that they do not so much fly as they do plummet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Notice that they do not so much fly as they do plummet. Q: What did Mr. Carlson say to Herb Tarlic in the helicopter on Thanksgiving? A: Ice Cream Cones covered with chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Mr. Carlson say to Herb Tarlic in the helicopter on Thanksgiving? A: Ice Cream Cones covered with chocolate Q: How did you get the monster to drown in it's own drool? A: This is the 58th iteration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is the 58th iteration. Q: Hennery the eighth I am I am, Hennery the eighth I am I am, I got married to the girl next door ... Eh? 'Second verse, same as the first?' What is this nonsense? A: 99 cans of whoopass on the wall, 99 cans of whoopass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: 99 cans of whoopass on the wall' date=' 99 cans of whoopass...[/quote'] Q: What do the stock clerks at Cuts, Fractures, Bruises, Abrasions and Contusions Inc. have as their motto? A: Not now, Mister Krause, I'm eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do the stock clerks at Cuts, Fractures, Bruises, Abrasions and Contusions Inc. have as their motto? A: Not now, Mister Krause, I'm eating. Q: Mister Lecter, I must object! That hurts! A: Like the dripping of ten million taps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mister Lecter, I must object! That hurts! A: Like the dripping of ten million taps. Q: You say the water torture was effective? A: Abbra KaDabbra!!! Poof, now it works! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Abbra KaDabbra!!! Poof' date=' now it works![/quote'] Q: I have this great magical device. Now how do I get it to activate? A: Danger! Will Robinson, Danger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Danger! Will Robinson' date=' Danger![/quote'] Q: So how dangerous is Will Robincson, anyway? A: They will be found and they will be EXTERMINATED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They will be found and they will be EXTERMINATED! Q: What is the motto of the Arnold Schwarzenegger's Exterminator? A: I'm having second thoughts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm having second thoughts Q: Come on, why haven't you pressed the jolly candy-like History Eraser Button already? A: Nobody knows what will happen in you go to Lightspeed in this condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are we waiting for???? The Bathroom is out of order and I have a full bladder. A: I thought it was a rabid Pumpkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are we waiting for???? The Bathroom is out of order and I have a full bladder. A: I thought it was a rabid Pumpkin. Q: Why did you shoot the alien space probe? A: Coke resurrects your ancestors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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