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Q: Why are my dreams haunted by a giant kosker dill singing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"?

 

A: It was either that, or give Dr. Destroyer a wedgie.

 

 

Q: Why are you hanging by your underwear from the Washington Monument?

 

A: I don't think it is out of focus.

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A: I don't think it is out of focus.

 

Q: That's he comet? It's just a big fuzzy ball. No tail, no death rays, no toxic mutagen gas, no planetary incendiaries ... something wrong here. This has to be out of focus. Where's the knob?

 

A: Of course, no bowling alley is complete without a planetary defense grade antiproton cannon.

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A: I'm not sure where this is.

 

Q: You can go left about a hundred miles and get to Al;exandria. Or right about six hundred and you'll arrive at Alexandria. And there's Alexandria about fifty miles straight ahead. where are you going?

 

A: This is the sword that turns Men into Kings.

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Q: Why is there a giant mining starship-sized hole through our house? And why do I feel the need to call someone a Smeghead?

 

A: Enslave the cheerleader, enslave the world.

 

 

Q: Why are you driving to Denver in a Martian Capture Machine?

 

A: Acidosis of the Brain.

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A: It's small and fuzzy' date=' but not very cute.[/quote']

 

Q: Look what I found under the bed! It's a lollipop I lost sixteen years ago!

 

A: Y'know, if your food of choice is peasants, I guess peasants wouldn't be revolting after all.

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