Sundog Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did the pirate have his arm up Shaq's behind? A: Kang, Kodos and Kang Q: Captain, we're being hailed by a Klingon, a Thespian and a clone! A: Kang, Koloth and Kor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kang' date=' Koloth and Kor.[/quote'] Q: You thought KKK stood for what?! A: Just the fax, ma'am. Just the fax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You thought KKK stood for what?! A: Just the fax, ma'am. Just the fax. Q: They stuffed him through what? A: Stabbed, shot, poisoned, drowned, buried for six months then recycled as firelighters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: They stuffed him through what? A: Stabbed, shot, poisoned, drowned, buried for six months then recycled as firelighters. Q: What was Sundog's fate after he mocked Death Tribble that one time too many ? A: I'm a dangerous man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm a dangerous man Q: What is the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard Death Tribble say? A: It's worse than jumping naked into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard Death Tribble say? A: It's worse than jumping naked into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades. Q Why didn't you ask BoloOfEarth about BoloOfJupiter or BoloOfSaturn ? A: My grandson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: My grandson Q: So, Time Lord, who was your father? A: Y'know, it may not be in the legal definition of incest, but it sure is up there in spirit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: My grandson Q: Jeez, is there anything that you've ever done right? A: The Spectre in a nightgown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Y'know' date=' it may not be in the legal definition of incest, but it sure is up there in spirit.[/quote'] Shoot, beat me to it... so Q: Are you watching the K-Fed/Britney Spears sex tape? A: The Spectre in a nightgown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Spectre in a nightgown Q: What did Hal Jordan see that made him swear off the peanut-bruter-and-pickle-jelly sandwiches before bedtime? A: And for even imagining pickle jelly, that's what you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And for even imagining pickle jelly' date=' that's what you get.[/quote'] Q: Why are my dreams haunted by a giant kosker dill singing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"? A: It was either that, or give Dr. Destroyer a wedgie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are my dreams haunted by a giant kosker dill singing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"? A: It was either that, or give Dr. Destroyer a wedgie. Q: Why are you hanging by your underwear from the Washington Monument? A: I don't think it is out of focus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think it is out of focus. Q: That's he comet? It's just a big fuzzy ball. No tail, no death rays, no toxic mutagen gas, no planetary incendiaries ... something wrong here. This has to be out of focus. Where's the knob? A: Of course, no bowling alley is complete without a planetary defense grade antiproton cannon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course' date=' no bowling alley is complete without a planetary defense grade antiproton cannon.[/quote'] Q: Did you hire our architect from the Torchwood Institute? A: You can either be Exterminated or Deleted. Your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can either be Exterminated or Deleted. Your choice. Q: I have a great idea for a new Reality TV show! We'll have a presidential election every month! Nonstop political ads! Weekly debates! What do you think? A: Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mares eat oats' date=' and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy.[/quote'] Q: Akiddledyvy too, wouldn't you? A: Jagerbrau, Brew of Champions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Akiddledyvy too, wouldn't you? A: Jagerbrau, Brew of Champions. Q: I hear that Defender is having Financial problems? A: I'm not sure where this is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not sure where this is. Q: You can go left about a hundred miles and get to Al;exandria. Or right about six hundred and you'll arrive at Alexandria. And there's Alexandria about fifty miles straight ahead. where are you going? A: This is the sword that turns Men into Kings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is the sword that turns Men into Kings. Q: This is an interesting sword that is just hanging around in your back closet. Why do you have it hidden there? A: Red Dwarf was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Red Dwarf was here. Q: Why is there a giant mining starship-sized hole through our house? And why do I feel the need to call someone a Smeghead? A: Enslave the cheerleader, enslave the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is there a giant mining starship-sized hole through our house? And why do I feel the need to call someone a Smeghead? A: Enslave the cheerleader, enslave the world. Q: Why are you driving to Denver in a Martian Capture Machine? A: Acidosis of the Brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you driving to Denver in a Martian Capture Machine? A: Acidosis of the Brain. Q: What do all the political posts on the NGD lead to ? A: Evacuate the building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do all the political posts on the NGD lead to ? A: Evacuate the building Q: What do you do when you suspect an infestation of politicians? A: It's small and fuzzy, but not very cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's small and fuzzy' date=' but not very cute.[/quote'] Q: Look what I found under the bed! It's a lollipop I lost sixteen years ago! A: Y'know, if your food of choice is peasants, I guess peasants wouldn't be revolting after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Y'know' date=' if your food of choice is peasants, I guess peasants wouldn't be revolting after all.[/quote'] Q: What happened to the cannibal tribe? Why were they butchered by the natives? A: The world's most comfortable chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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