Pariah Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Huh? Q: Congratulations, you've just won the Grand Prize: a nude photo of Roseanne Barr! A: Dying was the best career move he ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Congratulations, you've just won the Grand Prize: a nude photo of Roseanne Barr! A: Dying was the best career move he ever made. Q: What did Priscilla Presley say on the 25th Anniversary of her hubby's demise ? A: The Federal Emergency Management Agency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Priscilla Presley say on the 25th Anniversary of her hubby's demise ? A: The Federal Emergency Management Agency Q: Define "Failure". A: We just declared war on Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Define "Failure". A: We just declared war on Mars. Q: What makes you think Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are out to bankrupt the US ? A: The thing you didn't know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The thing you didn't know Q: What should we call our documentary about Ben Grimm? A: Get the order right this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Get the order right this time. Q: Did you say orange soda and a small french fries? A: Kobe Bryant and George W. Bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kobe Bryant and George W. Bush Q: Who are two non-members of the Washington Wizards? A: No, I can't take that in trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who are two non-members of the Washington Wizards? A: No, I can't take that in trade. Q: We'll give you everybody in Washington DC in exchange for a rational foreign policy? A: It is a superior form of insanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We'll give you everybody in Washington DC in exchange for a rational foreign policy? A: It is a superior form of insanity. Q: How did Sundog describe Death Tribble's general demeanour ? A: Provisional medical quarantine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did Sundog describe Death Tribble's general demeanour ? A: Provisional medical quarantine Q: What provision did you make for possible Death Tribble contact? A: Worldwide "Think like a Zombie" Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Worldwide "Think like a Zombie" Day. Q: What will we call the anniversay of Death Tribble taking over the world? A: Whipped until bloody, dipped in lemon juice, and then forced to listen to a William Shatner/Roseanne Barr duet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whipped until bloody' date=' dipped in lemon juice, and then forced to listen to a William Shatner/Roseanne Barr duet.[/quote'] Q: So you won a celebrity date with Paris Hilton! What was it like? A: And that's not the worst of it, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's not the worst of it' date=' either.[/quote'] Q: Is it true it was actually a double-date with Paris Hilton and Brittney Spears? A: It's a simple procedure called a lobotomy. Either that, or retro-phrenology. Your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a simple procedure called a lobotomy. Either that' date=' or retro-phrenology. Your choice.[/quote'] Q: Whatever made you register for that double-date with Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears, anyway? You seemed smarter than that. A: And you can get it "with tongue" for no extra fee, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And you can get it "with tongue" for no extra fee' date=' too.[/quote'] Q: Hey, is that the new Disgusting Beef Parts Value Meal I've heard so much about? A: Like being knocked over the head with a sapphire-encrusted polo mallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like being knocked over the head with a sapphire-encrusted polo mallet. Q: What is a drink somewhat inferior to the PanGalactic Gargle Blaster like? A: Your Plastic Pal who's fun to be with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your Plastic Pal who's fun to be with! Q: What is Plastic Man's worst pick up line? A: Captain Jack Sparrow had Dragon for lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Captain Jack Sparrow had Dragon for lunch Q: Well No Professor Gilbert. I don't know where he went to? LAst I saw him he and Diablo were going fishing A:Stuck on the bottom of Batmans Shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A:Stuck on the bottom of Batmans Shoe. Q: Has anyone seen Atom? A: Atom, Atom Smasher, Black Adam, and Adam Warlock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Has anyone seen Atom? A: Atom, Atom Smasher, Black Adam, and Adam Warlock Q: What four superheroes get together to watch "Atom Ant" every saturday? A: Jar Jar Binks, Wesley Crusher and Twiki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What four superheroes get together to watch "Atom Ant" every saturday? A: Jar Jar Binks, Wesley Crusher and Twiki. Q: So the end of the world has come... did any of the prophets say why it came now? A: SHIMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: SHIMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!! Q:What does it sound like when the 50-foot woman starts to belly dance? A: Not the Ace of Clubs again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not the Ace of Clubs again! Q: Windows Solitaire's been infected with a virus? How can you tell? A: The deck is most definitely not stacked in your favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The deck is most definitely not stacked in your favor. Q: Okay, all I need for the royal flush is a the Queen of Hearts...d@mmit! Not the Ace of Clubs again! What's my problem tonight? A: That's not the sort of hook I had in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not the sort of hook I had in mind. Q: Why did the pirate have his arm up Shaq's behind? A: Kang, Kodos and Kang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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