November 1, 200717 yr comment_1382557 Re: Answers & Questions A: Huh? Q: Congratulations, you've just won the Grand Prize: a nude photo of Roseanne Barr! A: Dying was the best career move he ever made.
November 1, 200717 yr comment_1382653 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Congratulations, you've just won the Grand Prize: a nude photo of Roseanne Barr! A: Dying was the best career move he ever made. Q: What did Priscilla Presley say on the 25th Anniversary of her hubby's demise ? A: The Federal Emergency Management Agency
November 1, 200717 yr comment_1382722 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Priscilla Presley say on the 25th Anniversary of her hubby's demise ? A: The Federal Emergency Management Agency Q: Define "Failure". A: We just declared war on Mars.
November 1, 200717 yr comment_1382748 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Define "Failure". A: We just declared war on Mars. Q: What makes you think Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are out to bankrupt the US ? A: The thing you didn't know
November 1, 200717 yr comment_1382790 Re: Answers & Questions A: The thing you didn't know Q: What should we call our documentary about Ben Grimm? A: Get the order right this time.
November 1, 200717 yr comment_1383109 Re: Answers & Questions A: Get the order right this time. Q: Did you say orange soda and a small french fries? A: Kobe Bryant and George W. Bush
November 2, 200717 yr comment_1383190 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kobe Bryant and George W. Bush Q: Who are two non-members of the Washington Wizards? A: No, I can't take that in trade.
November 2, 200717 yr comment_1383350 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who are two non-members of the Washington Wizards? A: No, I can't take that in trade. Q: We'll give you everybody in Washington DC in exchange for a rational foreign policy? A: It is a superior form of insanity.
November 2, 200717 yr comment_1383395 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We'll give you everybody in Washington DC in exchange for a rational foreign policy? A: It is a superior form of insanity. Q: How did Sundog describe Death Tribble's general demeanour ? A: Provisional medical quarantine
November 2, 200717 yr comment_1383552 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did Sundog describe Death Tribble's general demeanour ? A: Provisional medical quarantine Q: What provision did you make for possible Death Tribble contact? A: Worldwide "Think like a Zombie" Day.
November 2, 200717 yr comment_1383555 Re: Answers & Questions A: Worldwide "Think like a Zombie" Day. Q: What will we call the anniversay of Death Tribble taking over the world? A: Whipped until bloody, dipped in lemon juice, and then forced to listen to a William Shatner/Roseanne Barr duet.
November 2, 200717 yr comment_1383570 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whipped until bloody' date=' dipped in lemon juice, and then forced to listen to a William Shatner/Roseanne Barr duet.[/quote'] Q: So you won a celebrity date with Paris Hilton! What was it like? A: And that's not the worst of it, either.
November 2, 200717 yr comment_1383727 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's not the worst of it' date=' either.[/quote'] Q: Is it true it was actually a double-date with Paris Hilton and Brittney Spears? A: It's a simple procedure called a lobotomy. Either that, or retro-phrenology. Your choice.
November 2, 200717 yr comment_1383730 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a simple procedure called a lobotomy. Either that' date=' or retro-phrenology. Your choice.[/quote'] Q: Whatever made you register for that double-date with Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears, anyway? You seemed smarter than that. A: And you can get it "with tongue" for no extra fee, too.
November 3, 200717 yr comment_1383890 Re: Answers & Questions A: And you can get it "with tongue" for no extra fee' date=' too.[/quote'] Q: Hey, is that the new Disgusting Beef Parts Value Meal I've heard so much about? A: Like being knocked over the head with a sapphire-encrusted polo mallet.
November 3, 200717 yr comment_1383905 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like being knocked over the head with a sapphire-encrusted polo mallet. Q: What is a drink somewhat inferior to the PanGalactic Gargle Blaster like? A: Your Plastic Pal who's fun to be with!
November 3, 200717 yr comment_1383995 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your Plastic Pal who's fun to be with! Q: What is Plastic Man's worst pick up line? A: Captain Jack Sparrow had Dragon for lunch
November 3, 200717 yr comment_1384138 Re: Answers & Questions A: Captain Jack Sparrow had Dragon for lunch Q: Well No Professor Gilbert. I don't know where he went to? LAst I saw him he and Diablo were going fishing A:Stuck on the bottom of Batmans Shoe.
November 3, 200717 yr comment_1384147 Re: Answers & Questions A:Stuck on the bottom of Batmans Shoe. Q: Has anyone seen Atom? A: Atom, Atom Smasher, Black Adam, and Adam Warlock
November 3, 200717 yr comment_1384155 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Has anyone seen Atom? A: Atom, Atom Smasher, Black Adam, and Adam Warlock Q: What four superheroes get together to watch "Atom Ant" every saturday? A: Jar Jar Binks, Wesley Crusher and Twiki.
November 3, 200717 yr comment_1384233 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What four superheroes get together to watch "Atom Ant" every saturday? A: Jar Jar Binks, Wesley Crusher and Twiki. Q: So the end of the world has come... did any of the prophets say why it came now? A: SHIMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!!
November 3, 200717 yr comment_1384285 Re: Answers & Questions A: SHIMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!! Q:What does it sound like when the 50-foot woman starts to belly dance? A: Not the Ace of Clubs again!
November 3, 200717 yr comment_1384442 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not the Ace of Clubs again! Q: Windows Solitaire's been infected with a virus? How can you tell? A: The deck is most definitely not stacked in your favor.
November 4, 200717 yr comment_1384616 Re: Answers & Questions A: The deck is most definitely not stacked in your favor. Q: Okay, all I need for the royal flush is a the Queen of Hearts...d@mmit! Not the Ace of Clubs again! What's my problem tonight? A: That's not the sort of hook I had in mind.
November 4, 200717 yr comment_1384623 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not the sort of hook I had in mind. Q: Why did the pirate have his arm up Shaq's behind? A: Kang, Kodos and Kang
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