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A: Whipped until bloody' date=' dipped in lemon juice, and then forced to listen to a William Shatner/Roseanne Barr duet.[/quote']

 

Q: So you won a celebrity date with Paris Hilton! What was it like?

 

A: And that's not the worst of it, either.

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A: It's a simple procedure called a lobotomy. Either that' date=' or retro-phrenology. Your choice.[/quote']

 

Q: Whatever made you register for that double-date with Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears, anyway? You seemed smarter than that.

 

A: And you can get it "with tongue" for no extra fee, too.

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A: And you can get it "with tongue" for no extra fee' date=' too.[/quote']

 

Q: Hey, is that the new Disgusting Beef Parts Value Meal I've heard so much about?

 

A: Like being knocked over the head with a sapphire-encrusted polo mallet.

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A: The deck is most definitely not stacked in your favor.

 

Q: Okay, all I need for the royal flush is a the Queen of Hearts...d@mmit! Not the Ace of Clubs again! What's my problem tonight?

 

A: That's not the sort of hook I had in mind.

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