Psybolt Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Coke resurrects your ancestors! Q: Don't you have a better slogan than "Coke... it's good!"? A: the end of the universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: the end of the universe Q: Where can you find the funniest restaurant ever? A: Binky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where can you find the funniest restaurant ever? A: Binky. Q: Name Matt Groening's rabbit. A: It just lies there and flops about uncontrollably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It just lies there and flops about uncontrollably. Q: What's so different about Matt Groening's rabbit? A: Lies, Damn Lies, and Market reports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lies' date=' Damn Lies, and Market reports[/quote'] Q: What are three skills of Alan Greenspan? A: 70 yards for a touchdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are three skills of Alan Greenspan? A: 70 yards for a touchdown Q: What exactly did Lolth and Death Tribble do to ruin the NBA playoffs ? A: No, they're just fossils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' they're just fossils[/quote'] Q: Umm ... those body parts over there ... I'm spooked. Are you sure those aren't zombies lying in wait for us? A: It is wise to carry a chain-driven automatic shotgun just in case, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It is wise to carry a chain-driven automatic shotgun just in case' date=' though.[/quote'] Q: Are you sure I'm allowed to wear earplugs to the Lindsey Lohan / Brittney Spears / Paris Hilton joint press conference? A: It was the last Halloween costume in the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you sure I'm allowed to wear earplugs to the Lindsey Lohan / Brittney Spears / Paris Hilton joint press conference? A: It was the last Halloween costume in the store. Q: Why are you wearing a Giant Tomato ? A: We thought we had another fatality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We thought we had another fatality Q: What's with the firehose full of Holy Water? A: You could call him a Neo-Antidisestablishmentarianist if you had any idea what it meant. (Antidisestablishmentarianism, the longest word in the Oxford English Dictionary, was the opposition to allowing non-members of the Church of England to retain full citizenship rights, including the right to vote and be elected to parliament. It was strongest in the 1860s, in an effort to lock the Catholics and Jews out of power.) I imagine a Neo-Antidisestablishemntarianist in modern Britain would seek to have the Government attempt to restore the C of E's primacy and restrict the activities of other religions, particularly Islam.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's with the firehose full of Holy Water? A: You could call him a Neo-Antidisestablishmentarianist if you had any idea what it meant. (Antidisestablishmentarianism, the longest word in the Oxford English Dictionary, was the opposition to allowing non-members of the Church of England to retain full citizenship rights, including the right to vote and be elected to parliament. It was strongest in the 1860s, in an effort to lock the Catholics and Jews out of power.) I imagine a Neo-Antidisestablishemntarianist in modern Britain would seek to have the Government attempt to restore the C of E's primacy and restrict the activities of other religions, particularly Islam.) Q: What's the most inaccurate thing I could call the High Mufti? A: Don't need no credit card to ride this train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't need no credit card to ride this train. Q: What do you mean Amtrak doesn't take American Express? A: I left home without it, and just look what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I left home without it' date=' and just look what happened.[/quote'] Q: Honey, you're soaked! Where's your umbrella? A: Just slightly better than average. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Honey, you're soaked! Where's your umbrella? A: Just slightly better than average. Q: What does "Unbelievably Superior" mean in adspeak? A: Of course you're lying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of course you're lying. Q: May I have your vote? I'm running for city council! I promise to do nothing, pocket as much of the public till as I can, and sic the police on my enemies. Oh, and I'll stick a shiv in the ribs of the mayor, who's even more dishonest than I am. Oh, and for fifty bucks per, I'll fix your parking tickets, too. A: You are obviously grossly overqualified for the position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: May I have your vote? I'm running for city council! I promise to do nothing, pocket as much of the public till as I can, and sic the police on my enemies. Oh, and I'll stick a shiv in the ribs of the mayor, who's even more dishonest than I am. Oh, and for fifty bucks per, I'll fix your parking tickets, too. A: You are obviously grossly overqualified for the position. Q: I failed High School. Can I be President ? A: I heard you come in here now and again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I heard you come in here now and again Q: Hello, Mr. Grim Reaper. Is there anything that you have to say? A: The wizards can give you the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The wizards can give you the answer. Q: Is the 4th edition of D&D really going to be all THAt different? A: Trick or -- AAAAAAAAAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is the 4th edition of D&D really going to be all THAt different? A: Trick or -- AAAAAAAAAH! Doorbell rings. Roseanne Barr opens the door, naked. Q: Yes ? A: You've got as much time as it takes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Trick or -- AAAAAAAAAH! Q: What do the kids say when they stop at the dentist's house on Halloween? A: I got 47 candy bars, 28 suckers, three blackjacks, a pair of brass knuckles, and 39 dum-dum bullets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Drat, DT beat me. Okay, I'll try it again. A: You've got as much time as it takes Q: How long can I take to work up the nerve (and rip out my eyeballs) before ringing the bell at Roseanne Barr's house? A: I got 47 candy bars, 28 suckers, three blackjacks, a pair of brass knuckles, and 39 dum-dum bullets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Drat, DT beat me. Okay, I'll try it again. Q: How long can I take to work up the nerve (and rip out my eyeballs) before ringing the bell at Roseanne Barr's house? A: I got 47 candy bars, 28 suckers, three blackjacks, a pair of brass knuckles, and 39 dum-dum bullets. Q: What are you taking to the "Christmas in the Congo" party? A: I set it on fire, shot it three times and decapitated it with a spoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I set it on fire' date=' shot it three times and decapitated it with a spoon![/quote'] Q: How do YOU eat a hot fudge sundae? A: This is a call to all my past resignations. It's been too long! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is a call to all my past resignations. It's been too long! Q: How did Idaho Senator Larry Craig start his latest political speech? A: Roseanne Barr in the nude, or a machete, your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Roseanne Barr in the nude' date=' or a machete, your choice.[/quote'] Q: What is the fastest way to emasculate yourself? A: Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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