Michael Hopcroft Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Back up and throw short Q: How do you score a touchdown from your own 40 with Donte Stallworth in the flat? A: If I could understand a word you're saying, what you just said would be even more alarming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: If I could understand a word you're saying' date=' what you just said would be even more alarming.[/quote'] Q: How pancakes buttered on roofs over the stars form from the youth of antidisestablishmentarianism and the piracy of the stars of the intergalactic galaxy of the northern lights and the ultimate line of cabbage. A: Bullwinkle J. Moose and Wen-Di-Go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrm Ouroboros Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bullwinkle J. Moose and Wen-Di-Go Q: So what was the silliest Comic Crossover event ever?? A: Sixteen gallons of rum, two lemons, and a chair. No sh!t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was your that Father Francis talking to that nun about? A. Fe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A. Fe Q: Fi fo fum? A: It stayses quiet or it getses the cattle prod again, yes that's right isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Fi fo fum? A: It stayses quiet or it getses the cattle prod again, yes that's right isn't it. Q: What did Mightybec say that made people believe he'd been at the metal polish again ? A: You must take away what he holds most valuable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Mightybec say that made people believe he'd been at the metal polish again ? A: You must take away what he holds most valuable Q: Why did you shave Death Tribble? A: The pun fallout was quite lethal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The pun fallout was quite lethal. Q: Obscure history trivia: Though Luther survived, there was a high death toll among the theologians in attendance after the Diet of Worms. A: She's smarter than a box of rocks. Admittedly not by much, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's smarter than a box of rocks. Admittedly not by much' date=' though.[/quote'] Q: Other than the physique and the outfit, what do you like about Viperia? A: It's another sad day in Cleveland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's another sad day in Cleveland. Q: What baseball cap is LeBron James wearing today? A: Randy Orton and Flukeman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What baseball cap is LeBron James wearing today? A: Randy Orton and Flukeman Q: Who are the running mates that Vince McMahon is hoping will be elected to the Presidency of the US ? A: When we were young men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who are the running mates that Vince McMahon is hoping will be elected to the Presidency of the US ? A: When we were young men Q: When was it that we found the Spice Girls vaguely attractive again? A: We, who have no taste, salute you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We' date=' who have no taste, salute you.[/quote'] Q: After the nuclear meltdown, what did you say to Emerald Lagassi? A: You said what??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You said what??? Q: Yeah, I got to talk to Gillian Anderson at the gym today. She asked how she looked in her new leotard, and I told her I've seen better. A: Things that go *WHACK* in the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Things that go *WHACK* in the night. Q: What does Peewee Herman sound like sleep walking? A: Bedbugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Peewee Herman sound like sleep walking? A: Bedbugs. Q: You know you are really paranoid if you think the CIA have put what in your bed ? A: Demonstrate your ignorance of the chain of command Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You know you are really paranoid if you think the CIA have put what in your bed ? A: Demonstrate your ignorance of the chain of command Q: What's the quickest way out of the Army? A: Death Filk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the quickest way out of the Army? A: Death Filk. Q: What did Death Tribble sentence Pariah to for demeaning the divineness of The Gillian ? A: You saw what you saw 'cause I led you to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Death Tribble sentence Pariah to for demeaning the divineness of The Gillian ? No, not Filk! For the love of mercy, anything but that! A: You saw what you saw 'cause I led you to it Q: Tell me again why I'm watching Mightybec at a singles bar...? A: The red spoon, you idiot, the red spoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The red spoon' date=' you idiot, the red spoon![/quote'] Q: Why did you say you wanted the green fork? A: J Jonah Jameson's last request Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Spider-Man naked other than the mask? A: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: 2 Q: How many Captain America's are too many? A: Bucky, US Agent, Nomad, Falcon and Alfred E. Newman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many Captain America's are too many? A: Bucky, US Agent, Nomad, Falcon and Alfred E. Newman Q: Show two examples of a concept done to death. A: I must answer it's siren song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I must answer it's siren song. Q: That is the most disgusting ringtone I've ever heard. Why don't you get something more tolerable, like, say, bulldog flatulence, or a three-year-old being burned at the stake, or a bullfrog in a helium tank? A: I get tired of giving out the same old candy and small change every Halloween. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: That is the most disgusting ringtone I've ever heard. Why don't you get something more tolerable, like, say, bulldog flatulence, or a three-year-old being burned at the stake, or a bullfrog in a helium tank? A: I get tired of giving out the same old candy and small change every Halloween. Q) Why do you have a gowl of Kentucky Fried Chicken at your door? A) It was like that when I got here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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