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A: If I could understand a word you're saying' date=' what you just said would be even more alarming.[/quote']

 

 

Q: How pancakes buttered on roofs over the stars form from the youth of antidisestablishmentarianism and the piracy of the stars of the intergalactic galaxy of the northern lights and the ultimate line of cabbage.

 

A: Bullwinkle J. Moose and Wen-Di-Go

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A: The pun fallout was quite lethal.

 

Q: Obscure history trivia: Though Luther survived, there was a high death toll among the theologians in attendance after the Diet of Worms.

 

A: She's smarter than a box of rocks. Admittedly not by much, though.

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Q: Who are the running mates that Vince McMahon is hoping will be elected to the Presidency of the US ?

 

A: When we were young men

 

 

Q: When was it that we found the Spice Girls vaguely attractive again?

 

A: We, who have no taste, salute you.

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A: You said what???

 

Q: Yeah, I got to talk to Gillian Anderson at the gym today. She asked how she looked in her new leotard, and I told her I've seen better.

 

A: Things that go *WHACK* in the night.

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Q: What did Death Tribble sentence Pariah to for demeaning the divineness of The Gillian ?

 

No, not Filk! For the love of mercy, anything but that!

 

A: You saw what you saw 'cause I led you to it

 

Q: Tell me again why I'm watching Mightybec at a singles bar...?

 

A: The red spoon, you idiot, the red spoon!

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A: I must answer it's siren song.

 

Q: That is the most disgusting ringtone I've ever heard. Why don't you get something more tolerable, like, say, bulldog flatulence, or a three-year-old being burned at the stake, or a bullfrog in a helium tank?

 

A: I get tired of giving out the same old candy and small change every Halloween.

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Q: That is the most disgusting ringtone I've ever heard. Why don't you get something more tolerable, like, say, bulldog flatulence, or a three-year-old being burned at the stake, or a bullfrog in a helium tank?

 

A: I get tired of giving out the same old candy and small change every Halloween.

Q) Why do you have a gowl of Kentucky Fried Chicken at your door?

 

 

A) It was like that when I got here.

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