Cancer Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 "Wings, by the way, were the band The Beatles could’ve been." "Thou blaspheme." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 Similar; allegedly overheard in a record store in the 70s: "Check it out! Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings!" tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 I remember someone in Jeopardy thinking that McCartney's first band was Wings. I don't remember the year, but it was definitely before 2000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 "They must have forgotten that the hobbits took down Sauron." "Have you considered that maybe they identify with Sauron?" -- from a Seahawks fanblog, commenting about 49ers fans who sneeringly refer to Russell Wilson as "Hobbit" because he's less than 6 feet tall. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 Bro D. is unhappy with the inconsistencies in his new racing game. "Right -- computer game designers are sadists who couldn't made it as dentists!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 Nephew: Fantasy basketball is ten times better than fantasy football. Me: Ten times zero is still zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 "She can't even carry a tune in a coffin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk by shaking down taxpayers?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 "Oh, there was another shooting. Six people this time." "Was it a school shooting?" "No, just the regular kind." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 "There's a Google Earth." "Yes. It's not as good as the real Earth." Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 "I know better than to cross the office ladies. Office ladies ain't happy, ain't nobody happy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 On trying to find where the new SD card goes on the laptop: "Story of my life... I keep trying to figure out where to stick it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Pariah said: "I know better than to cross the office ladies. Office ladies ain't happy, ain't nobody happy." Ain't that the truth. I've taken to calling ours "office goddesses" and buying them treats when Great Harvest Bread Company comes in every other week. Seems to keep them happy. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 17, 2019 Report Share Posted December 17, 2019 8 hours ago, tkdguy said: "Story of my life... I keep trying to figure out where to stick it!" I've never had that problem. People around me have always been willing to give helpful suggestions on that topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 On 12/17/2019 at 10:28 AM, Pariah said: I've never had that problem. People around me have always been willing to give helpful suggestions on that topic. But how many of those suggestions are doable in public? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 The number is greater than zero, but not by much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 Rey is torn between Finn and Kylo Ren. Finn is torn between Rey and Rose Tico. Poe has to make do with BB-8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2019 Report Share Posted December 21, 2019 11 hours ago, tkdguy said: Rey is torn between Finn and Kylo Ren. Finn is torn between Rey and Rose Tico. Poe has to make do with BB-8. Is Poe one of the quartet with Tinky Winky, Dipsy, and Laa-Laa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 LBP: "How do you play chess?" Me: "Poorly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 "Number Blocks are watching football." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 "As distinct robotic undisclosed hereditary unicycles." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 "The secret to Fleetwood Mac's 'sound' is that there are three leads who think they're in an art-rock band and a drummer who thinks he's in Led Zeppelin." Ternaugh and bigbywolfe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Led Zeppelin was art rock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 That's a comment on the evolution of the meaning of the phrase "art rock". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Rock art is something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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