Cancer Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 "My neighbors love this song so much they call the cops so they can enjoy it too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 "I think it would be catastrophic if the Sun were touching the air." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 ... Especially if it was touching it ... inappropriately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2020 Report Share Posted February 8, 2020 me: (grunt as I get out of chair with a foot that's asleep) wife (in other room): That sounded painful. me: Of course it's painful. I'm grading exams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 It's a tradition. It doesn't have to. make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 I believe you are one of the people to whom it can be said: "Thou hast kicked butt." tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 "Be good, or be good at it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 "Flexibility is the new F-word." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 "... Wear a Polo and no pants." Conversation snippet from one of my Zoom lecturees before she muted her audio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 "We do not have to live in fear of wasting away through the decay of nucleons." -- Henley & Garcia, Subatomic Physics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 YouTube comment on a "How do orcs breed?" video" Quote Men make love Elves procreate Orcs do the sticky icky Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 "I think one of my problems is that I don't drink enough." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 “Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.” -Jim Gaffigan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybertooth Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 I picked a bad year to quit smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybertooth Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 Also, I picked a bad year to quit drinking coffee (because cigs and coffee go together like bacon and eggs). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 The answer to question #3 is "spaghettification". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 21, 2020 Report Share Posted April 21, 2020 (upon finding an old motherboard box in my basement) "Man, it's been a long time since I last encountered the word 'turbo'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 Talking about someone's paranoia: "I know I can get paranoid at times but if I ever get that paranoid, shoot me." Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 "All this session tonight demonstrates is that the Vikings never successfully conquered an area where the residents had automatic weapons." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 "Can you take pictures underwater and is it like one of those where the pictures come right out of the bottom?" True story - the wife just showed me this actual question that someone asked while she was researching cheap digital cameras to buy for our foster daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 "If you have to walk through Hell, walk like you own the place." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 Award winning restaurant according to Uncle Pepe. You're a judgy giraffe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 7, 2020 Report Share Posted June 7, 2020 "Your mind is like an open book to me...and it looks like some of the pages haven't been colored yet." BoloOfEarth and Tjack 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 7, 2020 Report Share Posted June 7, 2020 "Your forehead feels like a yak, and your hair feels like the Caspian Sea." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 "The Gerber baby is back!"--the response given when a gaming buddy found out that I'd shaved off my beard and mustache. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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