tkdguy Posted April 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 Tickets to the 2016 Olympics aren't selling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 6, 2016 Report Share Posted April 6, 2016 I'm trying to decide whether Brazil's drinking water is better or worse than Flint's. Certainly Flint has less zika virus going around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Terrifying radioactive boars in Japan are multiplying faster than they can be killed and buried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Terrifying radioactive boars in Japan are multiplying faster than they can be killed and buried I need to get one of those things to bite me. Now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Piggy Man Piggy Man Does whatever a piggy can Rolls in mud Any kind Smells like poop Tastes like bacon ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Yes, but I can't pass up the chance to gain the proportional strength and speed of a pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Myself, I was thinking two words--Kaiju Boars. Maybe not in this generation, but several generations down the line. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 The Japanese should turn it into a sport. Pig Wars! would feature teams going into the the wild and harvesting the boars, which they collect and bring back to the filming lot. There, the two teams use a pair of catapults mounted in built-up plywood-and-styrofoam ramparts, lobbing dead pigs at each other in order to disable the oppositions' catapults and gain the victory! High-speed footage of 200 pound loads of ripe pork slamming into plywood castles! Catapult captains frantically trying to load the next bacon blockbuster before enemy fire takes them out! Actual battle footage interspersed with team hunters out in the swamps with .50 caliber machine guns looking for catapult ammo! Jeeez. I'd watch that in a heartbeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 The Japanese should turn it into a sport. Pig Wars! would feature teams going into the the wild and harvesting the boars, which they collect and bring back to the filming lot. There, the two teams use a pair of catapults mounted in built-up plywood-and-styrofoam ramparts, lobbing dead pigs at each other in order to disable the oppositions' catapults and gain the victory! High-speed footage of 200 pound loads of ripe pork slamming into plywood castles! Catapult captains frantically trying to load the next bacon blockbuster before enemy fire takes them out! Actual battle footage interspersed with team hunters out in the swamps with .50 caliber machine guns looking for catapult ammo! Jeeez. I'd watch that in a heartbeat. I dunno, sounds like a waste of good bacon to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 Hey, if it's too radioactive to eat .... RADIOACTIVE BACON BOMBS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 Dad Selling His Comic Collection To Fund His Daughter's College Education I don't know how much money he'll get for what he's got, but it's still a nifty thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 My son told me of two stories in the Journal today. The first a man in Georgia decided to blow up his lawnmower. He loaded it with a fuel. He walked off thirty feet and shut the mower with a rifle. The mower blew up and a piece cut off the guy's leg. The second was a woman in Florida was trying to keep her pet alligator. The local ordinance says the gator needs twenty one acres i think he said, but she didn't have the land. She filed a protest saying the gator had never left her basement and was sensitive to light, needing sunblock. CES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 The first one, the guy was using like 3 pounds of tannerite, an explosive. I posted a video of the moron over in CTRL+V. Edit: Here it is. Guy narrowly missed winning his Darwin award. Definite nomination, though: Edit 2: Although I called the guy a moron (he is), I'm not unsympathetic about the leg loss. That really sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 I read about that but didn't know there was video. The blood spatter was impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 I think blood spatter is inversely proportional to the individuals IQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Steve Miller goes off on the RRHoShame http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/04/09/steve_miller_ran_into_a_great_big_hassle_at_rock_hall_of_fame.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 There is a huge hoo ha over here about a celebrity father involved in a threesome who cannot be named in the UK papers or media but has been named all over the American press. The Sun and the Daily Mail are particularly indignant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Cats and dogs live together in millions of households in the United States alone, so the end times have been upon us for decades. In a way, the end times have always been upon us -- the climactic battle just keeps getting delayed again and again. I am in favor of indefinitely postponing the end of the world. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says Lucius Alexander is just the world's greatest procrastinator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Loch Ness monster find turns out to be film prop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Unearthed mummy's "Adidas" sneakers spark time travel theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Clearly her family will be contacting lawyers about copyright infringement soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Unearthed mummy's "Adidas" sneakers spark time travel theory Nowhere in the article does it display what the "sneakers" actually are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Never expect click bait to have facts behind it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 You'll never believe what tkdguy did when he saw THIS! Starlord and FrankL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 You'll never believe what tkdguy did when he saw THIS! And I'm not telling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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