teh bunneh Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings True story: My brother's name is Mike. So he's at a college party one time, there's a drunk stumbling around slurring, "Where's Mike Keyes? Where's Mike Keyes?" Some helpful party-goer pointed my brother out to him, so he staggers up and says, "You've got Mike Keyes?" "I am Mike Keyes," my confused brother responded. He and the drunk stare at each other uncomprehendingly for a while before it dawns on my brother that he's not saying "Mike Keyes," he's saying "My keys". Anyway. It was funny at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Hailstorms always make me a bit nervous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I have everything I need to be a writer... a basement apartment, two cats, and an empty bank account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings WHERE ARE YOU!?! You'd best be ok, dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Coming home from work, I felt really lonely for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The irony is so thick, you could cut it with a spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I count sixteen steps for this damned company to order equipment on receipt of the PO. And then management wonders why customers complain about the time it takes to order equipment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Not a good time to be honeymooning if you are from Great Britain. One couple died in a quad bike accident and a husband died in a shark attack in th Seychelles. The trial also finished recently of two men who broke into holiday chalets and fatally shot another honeymoon couple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I'm just a simple bloke with a simple goal...to take over the world before teh bunneh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Please let me sleep ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings For those who are on deviantart, massive copyright infringement exposed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Hero System has infected my brain. The whole time I was picking out spells for my Pathfinder character yesterday, I kept thinking about how I'd build those spells in Hero. I just want to write stuff on my character sheet, I don't want to have to think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The sunshade in my car's windshield has a safety warning that says "Remove before driving." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Remarkably, young great horned owls are cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Hero System has infected my brain. The whole time I was picking out spells for my Pathfinder character yesterday' date=' I kept thinking about how I'd build those spells in Hero. I just want to write stuff on my character sheet, I don't want to have to think about it. [/quote'] Which is a fair attitude, I just end up going to Hero because I'm not sure the game designers think too much when building spells for these other games. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 23, 2011 Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Why yes, Virginia... the earth did move for me. It moved for everyone from as far north as Toronto, as far west as Cleveland, and as far south as the Carolinas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Not enough sleep... post lunch crash... must... stay... awake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Not enough sleep... post lunch crash... must... stay... awake... *tickle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Just watched a Bing walk through film of Donald Trump's private jet. It is a 757 powered with Rolls Royce engines. It seats up to 47 people. Everything inside like the seat belts and sink taps is gold-plated. There is a Hollywood quality movie screening room and little screens at every seat that control the whole system of 2500 movies and 5000 CDs. Trump's favorites are specially marked. He has a bedroom with gold plating on the walls and bed and a private shower and sink with gold plated everything. They didn't show any toilets. Love Trump or hate him, you gotta admit he's no Fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 24, 2011 Report Share Posted August 24, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "HAVE YOU SEEN ME?" I blink and look again at the accompanying photo. Then I mutter "No, I haven't seen you and I'm glad. If I had, I'd call the FBI. And ask for the X Files. You are the ugliest, scariest, least human looking baby I've ever seen a picture of." Of course it's also someone's infant that was snatched away from them, so I do sincerely hope the chlid is found and returned. But I also sincerely hope the poor guy looks less like something that came out of a UFO by the time he gets to school. Lucius Alexander As if I have room to talk. I hang out with a palindromedary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Location 13 is the VITALS. Not the crotch. And no, "vitals" is not some kind of euphemism for crotch either. I admit it can be amusing to pretend that, but it can also be frustrating to deal with the misapprehension of people who don't get it. Lucius Alexander Creating a hit location chart for a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings There are so many vulgar synonyms for a woman's breasts who can keep track of them all? I had absolutely no idea what he was talking about. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary suspects that he'll know what you're talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I had no idea that Cici's Pizza was such a great girl-watching spot. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Last night was such a dark night. I finally fell asleep at 4 am and woke up for a bit at 6 am. Before I fell asleep, I noticed the night seemed darker than usual, and it affected my dreams. I had a series of short dreams, all of them were about me in almost total darkness. Neither my lamp nor my flashlight worked in my dreams, and I had to stumble in the dark (nearly falling down the stairs in one dream) if I had to get out of bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Re: A Thread for Random Musings It has occurred to me that in most cases, alcohol is a vegetable: vodka comes from potatoes; rum from molasses; beer from hops and barley, etc. It all starts off as plants, or parts of plants. But wine is made from grapes so it's a FRUIT! This should hardly surprise anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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