Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 10, 2022 Report Share Posted April 10, 2022 3 hours ago, Old Man said: Mr. Incredible could use Elastigirl as a condom to have coitus with another woman. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10, 2022 Report Share Posted April 10, 2022 You're thinking of Sandra Boynton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 10, 2022 Report Share Posted April 10, 2022 When your two emotions collide: sadness and need more popcorn. 6 hours ago, Old Man said: Mr. Incredible could use Elastigirl as a condom to have coitus with another woman. You're welcome. Condom breaks… or gets inflated like a balloon. Now, you’re welcome. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted April 10, 2022 Report Share Posted April 10, 2022 On 4/4/2022 at 4:44 PM, death tribble said: So the TV series Law and Order is back with a new season ? Yes! I’ve always been a big fan and I’ve enjoyed Jeffrey Donovan’s work since he was in Burn Notice. The character of the A.D.A. is a bit of a P.C. weenie. I want another “Hang ‘em High McCoy type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 17, 2022 Report Share Posted April 17, 2022 Stranger Things teaches an important lesson: knowing BASIC can get you killed. Bob should have learned Fortran… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 Thinking about it, I still have some Fortran code in a few obscure places. It's all offline storage, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 Eugenics is still with us. It is a religion to some. #noFurtherCommentGiven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 Happy Easter Happy Passover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 What would happen if the Borg ever attempted to assimilate Tribbles...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 10% of all digits are a 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 31 minutes ago, Logan.1179 said: 10% of all digits are a 3. Only if it's a uniform probability distribution function, which often is NOT the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Just found out that Batwoman the TV show has been cancelled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 What if Bob Ross were a serial killer, and his paintings were the locations where he had hidden the bodies? Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 At death, the spirit is envisioned as leaving the body. So is it possible that a ghost and a zombie could both have been the same person in life? Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 16 hours ago, Pariah said: What if Bob Ross were a serial killer, and his paintings were the locations where he had hidden the bodies? And his “Happy little clouds” are their spirits leaving their bodies. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 3, 2022 Report Share Posted May 3, 2022 For continual tasting of psychedelia during your day, change your on-screen mouse pointer so its color scheme is "Inverted", and then install a highly colored image as your desktop background. (The solar spectrum with absorption lines image which is my "cover photo" in my profile page here is mine.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 Quote Share your tips for self-care and maintaining positive energy. Got this prompt from a professional society (Association for Women in Science, of which I've been a member since the early '90s) this morning, and I find myself incapable of giving a straight answer. So I've decided I'll make this a satirical NGD topic somehow. Things that came to mind: No blood stains anywhere! W00t! If there's still Jameson's in the bottle, I can cope. That momentary precious, shocked silence right after the explosion but before the screaming. I have my towel, so I don't have to panic. Tjack and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, Cancer said: Got this prompt from a professional society (Association for Women in Science, of which I've been a member since the early '90s) this morning, and I find myself incapable of giving a straight answer. So I've decided I'll make this a satirical NGD topic somehow. Things that came to mind: No blood stains anywhere! W00t! If there's still Jameson's in the bottle, I can cope. That momentary precious, shocked silence right after the explosion but before the screaming. I have my towel, so I don't have to panic. You are one hoopy froid who really knows where his towel is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 Quote Share your tips for self-care and maintaining positive energy. Imma just throw these out there: The combination of a vivid imagination and a roll of duct tape can solve more problems that you might believe. Hydration is important. Sometimes, this is best accomplished by aiming a firehose in the appropriate direction. Snacks are easier to obtain than alibis. If the irritation persists, increase volume at 5dB increments until they get the hint. Carpe jugulum. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 A year ago, I left my job, mainly because I was not happy there, and I didn't want to work for a certain manager. Yesterday, I got contacted by the new manager asking me to come back. On the fence, but tending towards declining. I was unhappy there for a variety of reasons, and I haven't forgotten them. Still, I do need a job, and I haven't been very successful in my search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 You may be able to negotiate for specific improvements that would alleviate issues you had before. Ask about that before giving a definite answer. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 I just learned the manager I didn't want to work for is now the district manager. That means I won't be dealing with him directly, but I will have to see him from time to time. And knowing him, he'll find some way to badger me into doing stuff I don't want to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 Um. Yeah, that's not good. Ah well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 Yeah. And frankly, just the thought of it is giving me anxiety attacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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