Bazza Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 New job title: planetary saviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 4 hours ago, Bazza said: New job title: planetary saviour. Do you have to go to a special school for that? And is there an apprentice program? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Yes, I’m attending mystery school. There is no apprenticeship program. You can “graduate” but really, there is no end point. We just keep learning & evolving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Sounds like using email these days, and trying to keep your spam filters up to avoid the worst of the drek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 Tell me about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 21, 2022 Report Share Posted March 21, 2022 One can only read and grade so many student essays before the accumulation of aggravation exceeds a critical level and one turns into the equivalent of an axe murderer, applying red ink at the first trivial flaw and excoriating the student's entire genetic heritage. When one notices that happening, time to put that task on hold and go think about something else for a while. So ... Meanwhile, where's my axe? Pariah and Lawnmower Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 Big possum in the back yard. Had a confrontation with Fluff Butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 DeviantArt has taken to asking questions such as 'What medium does not work for you ?' to members of the site. I replied any medium that says that they can contact the dead for me as I have enough trouble talking to the living. I have had quite a few likes for that remark. Does this make me a bad person ? All replies in Musings on Random Musings thread only, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 30 years ago today Billy Ray Cyrus released "Achy Breaky Heart." Many scholars mark this as the starting point of the decline of Western Civilization. Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Actually, the decline was already happening just before William of Ockham started writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 I was going to blame the Bay city Rollers or Possibly the Osmonds. But I take your point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 I used the word "frippery" today. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 How am I supposed to play a game when I can't see the things I need to see ? And why is it if I like something it comes to an end ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 ... I didn't think you worked at the same place I did, DT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 There is some amusement value in watching a Star Wars movie and mentally doing the global substitution where instead of "Rebel" they say "F--khead". Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 DeviantArt's April Fool's gag is to make the Mona Lisa better. And one of the artists did Sue Storm with her powers on much to the hilarity of all and sundry.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 How great is the Internet ? I typed in 'Everytime you introduce real world science into anime, God kills a catgirl' and the original comes back up with the picture I remember The quote is 'Every time you try to drag real physics into a discussion about a fantasy comic, God kills a cat girl. Please think of the cat girls.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 4, 2022 Report Share Posted April 4, 2022 So the TV series Law and Order is back with a new season ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 One sock on two feet does not a merman make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 The Five Universal Laws of Human Stupidity Also, we repeat a link to a related item in this old post. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 49 minutes ago, Cancer said: The Five Universal Laws of Human Stupidity Also, we repeat a link to a related item in this old post. A worthy successor to both Murphy's Law and the Peter Principle, methinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 6, 2022 Report Share Posted April 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Pariah said: A worthy successor to both Murphy's Law and the Peter Principle, methinks. The Peter Principle explains Pilate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 Mr. Incredible could use Elastigirl as a condom to have coitus with another woman. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 9, 2022 Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 Debutante hippopotamus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 10, 2022 Report Share Posted April 10, 2022 Didn’t Disney do that already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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