Old Man Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 I see no reason why you can't just simultaneously be in multiple levels of Hell. I don't think the physics there works the same as it does in this level. Chinese got a lot of Hells, Jack. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 I have a maths paper from 1922 concerning hell, if anyone wants to make a round trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Starlord, Pariah, Ternaugh and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Man Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 If I can draw the sword from the windshield, do I become king? Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 No, but you own a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 wcw43921, Tom Cowan, Cancer and 6 others 4 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 4 hours ago, Old Man said: If I can draw the sword from the windshield, do I become king? That's a jian, so ... maybe you bet to rule the local tai chi gang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Old Man and Cancer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Lawnmower Boy, Certified, tkdguy and 4 others 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 16 hours ago, Old Man said: If I can draw the sword from the windshield, do I become king? ... of Florida. Starlord and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 3 hours ago, mattingly said: Yeah, that is applicable to me in my working days as a physics instructor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Cancer and Certified 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Nice, but needs a Large Marge in there somewhere. Certified 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 2 hours ago, Certified said: ... of Florida. Oh boy! Let the executions begin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 19 hours ago, Cancer said: Nice, but needs a Large Marge in there somewhere. I'm just happy that Dee Snider made it there. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 One town I lived in had an extra car which they would leave parked in various places with a manikin in it. The called him "Officer D. Coy". Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 38 minutes ago, Starlord said: But I want to know where the fast cop hides. Starlord and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 2 hours ago, Old Man said: But I want to know where the fast cop hides. He doesn't hide...he lurks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 17 minutes ago, Starlord said: He doesn't hide...he lurks. Who knows where fast cops lurk in the hearts of men? Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Old Man and Starlord 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BoloOfEarth Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 On 1/25/2024 at 3:29 PM, Cancer said: One town I lived in had an extra car which they would leave parked in various places with a manikin in it. The called him "Officer D. Coy". A police officer used to park across the street from a local bar and would watch everybody leaving the bar. Those that looked the least bit drunk, he would pull over as soon as they got out of the bar's parking lot. After a few weeks of this, he was sitting in his normal place when he saw a man come staggering out of the bar. The officer watched as the man made his way to a car and tried repeatedly to unlock the door before realizing he was at the wrong car. Staggering to the correct car, he finally got the door unlocked but fell into the back seat. Unable to start the engine from there, he eventually laid down and appeared to pass out. The police officer decided he was going to nail this guy, so he watched and waited as other bar patrons walked out, got into their cars, and drove off. Finally, the man in the car sat up, climbed into the front seat, started the car, and pulled out of the parking lot. Of course, the police officer hit the siren and lights, and pulled the man over. The officer gave the driver a breathalyzer test, and it came out 0.0 - completely sober. Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken". "I doubt it", said the man. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." Tom Cowan and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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