Hermit Posted October 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you are not so sure about in your teenage son's new friends. "From here the Oval Office should be easily accessible and with the secret service disabled we'll have no trouble... oh, hi sir, don't mind us. These maps? Uh... we're roleplaying. Yeah." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Guys, can I get you something to drink?" "Sure, Mr. brock. I'll have A-Positive." "O-Negative for me." "Got anything in a nice B?" NT: Signs your girlfriend is really a refugee from the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your girlfriend is really a refugee from the future. "I want to do it, really, but first... do you have a genology chart, family tree or anything of the sort? Oh... no reason...", then she muttered, "just want to make sure I'm not crossing a line here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Guys, can I get you something to drink?" "Sure, Mr. brock. I'll have A-Positive." "O-Negative for me." "Got anything in a nice B?" NT: Signs your girlfriend is really a refugee from the future. "Oh my ... that outfit you're wearing? SOOOO 2459. Get with the 30th Century already. And it looks like someone sanded the last two zeroes off your Playstation, it just says 'PS2'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your girlfriend is really a refugee from the future. "Sweetie? Let's get MARRIED! "What do you MEAN, not in North Carolina?" NT: Signs your mundane friends just won't fit in with your geek friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your mundane friends just won't fit in with your geek friends. *watches 'the Princess Bride'* "I don't get it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your mundane friends just won't fit in with your geek friends. "That can't possibly be set in Japan -- nobody's carrying a sword!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Since nboody else is helping: "What I don't understand is how they could have gotten all those camera crews to Middle-Earth in the first place. Do you know, Fred?" NT: Signs your teenage son or daughter is moonlighting as a Great Detective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Since nboody else is helping: "What I don't understand is how they could have gotten all those camera crews to Middle-Earth in the first place. Do you know, Fred?" NT: Signs your teenage son or daughter is moonlighting as a Great Detective. "You may address me as 'Dad', 'Father', 'Pops', or even if you must, 'Your Old Man'. However, you are *not* to call me Alfred." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Why all yo homies calling me Watson ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Since nboody else is helping: "What I don't understand is how they could have gotten all those camera crews to Middle-Earth in the first place. Do you know, Fred?" NT: Signs your teenage son or daughter is moonlighting as a Great Detective. They wear sweaters, don't have sex, and get a keen thrill out of using the word "sloothing." NT: Three good uses for a common house monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They wear sweaters, don't have sex, and get a keen thrill out of using the word "sloothing." NT: Three good uses for a common house monkey. Changing the station via the remote for a quadroplegic or someone too bone idle to do it themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Three good uses for a common house monkey. You need someone to peel the bananas for you, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Three good uses for a common house monkey. Picking the ticks off after you come back from a hike in the woods. NT: Not the managment position you had in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Picking the ticks off after you come back from a hike in the woods. NT: Not the managment position you had in mind. Of course you have to go to the store and buy the coffee and doughnuts. What did you think the VP of Marketing did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bending over the desk and 'taking it like a man' is not something you do as a director. That's a secretary's job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Not the managment position you had in mind. 'The complete works of Shakespeare? Surely there's a better use for an infinite number of monkeys than this. I could have them do the accounts...." "Shut up, Simmons." NT: Signs the priated video file you've just downloaded is not what it claimed to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'The complete works of Shakespeare? Surely there's a better use for an infinite number of monkeys than this. I could have them do the accounts...." "Shut up, Simmons." NT: Signs the priated video file you've just downloaded is not what it claimed to be. " 'Dark Titty'? I thought the download said it was 'Dark City' Oh well, I get to look at lot of good looking black ladies running around topless..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the priated video file you've just downloaded is not what it claimed to be. "Funny, I don't remember Jar Jar Binks being in The Godfather..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Alan Alda as Batman? WTF?!?!? NT: How to tell your quaint little home town is being infested by "Rich People" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to tell your quaint little home town is being infested by "Rich People" The Post Office, the one on the Resiogtry of Historic Buildings, now has a Starbuck's and Wi-Fi Access. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to tell your quaint little home town is being infested by "Rich People" Someone buys everything in the town so that they can rename it after themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: How to tell your quaint little home town is being infested by "Rich People" Somehow the word 'large' has vanished from the places serving coffee and become 'grande' and other pretentious verbage. NT: Signs that Hermit is depressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Hermit is depressed. His posts to NGD are actually being ghostwritten by Marvin the Paranoid Android. ("Brain the size of a planet and he sends me to post to NGD. Oh God I'm so depressed!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Hermit is depressed.His head-wings are a little droopy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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