Tim Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat There is a giant thumb on his head (he's been de-pressed. Get it???) NT: Signs your scholl is not spending any money on the kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dr Scholl? oh SCHOOL! The Art Teacher drives a bently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The kids are shown good literature to be the films of Pauly Shore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Seeman Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat PE involves hitting each other with sticks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ben, New subject ! New Subject ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well, it's been a few days, so hoping I won't offend Ben The Terrible by doing this ... NT: With inspiration from the Smurf Bombing thread ... The Smurf They Couldn't Mention on Television. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: With inspiration from the Smurf Bombing thread ... The Smurf They Couldn't Mention on Television. "What happened here, Jokey?" "Terrorist Smurf stole all my powder! What the heck does he want with it?" "Uh-oh...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: With inspiration from the Smurf Bombing thread ... The Smurf They Couldn't Mention on Television. ***** Smurf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Suleyman Rashid Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Streetwalker Smurf. The most inappropriate things to be said while standing over a coffin at a funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The most inappropriate things to be said while standing over a coffin at a funeral. "Are you as famished as I am? It'd be a shame to waste all this. Why not just set up a spit and have at it?" death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The most inappropriate things to be said while standing over a coffin at a funeral. "So did you ever find out about the coroner's necrophilia charges . . .?" death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Streetwalker Smurf. The most inappropriate things to be said while standing over a coffin at a funeral. "Look, I'm sorry, but I told you I didn't want any Girl Scout cookies." NT: Things you can say about your Champions Character that you can't say about your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband/significant other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can say about your Champions Character that you can't say about your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband/significant other. "Well, she didn't MEAN to kill them, and she felt pretty bad about it . . ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can say about your Champions Character that you can't say about your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband/significant other. "What a freaking mental case!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you can say about your Champions Character that you can't say about your wife.'Wow! That is a totally huge Body!' NT: It's exactly the wrong time for total honesty when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ..Honey? Does this make me look fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's exactly the wrong time for total honesty when... "Why'd you unfriend me? I think I deserve to know!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's exactly the wrong time for total honesty when... "Don Corleone, it's true I did take all that money from your gambling operations, but no I can't give it back. You see, good cherry pies are both expensive and non-recoverable once used for their intended purpose. The same is true of Dom Perignon '47 and Acapulco Gold. Say, you wouldn't happen to have any extra cash lying around? I sure could go for a pizza...." NT: Signs you're at the wrong convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You go to sign up for the LARP game and they make you sign a waiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you're at the wrong convention.You scratch your head' date=' wondering why you're the only Klingon there. Then it dawns on you that a lot of people seem to have come as furry aliens of some sort... in fact, [i']everyone[/i] else seems to have come as some sort of furry... uh-oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you're at the wrong convention. All the costumes seem to be made from tight leather, chains, and whips. NT: Really Dumb ways to Kill yourself (and stay away from Darwin.com. Make it up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really Dumb ways to Kill yourself...There! I have planted the acorn and watered it... Now, all that is left is to lie here atop it and wait for the mighty oak to burst forth, piercing my chest and ending my agony in this world! Goodbye! Goodbye to you all!! Uh... Could somebody hand me a pillow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So then, I say, Gas Leak? Hand me my lighter, this is an electric stove...Ithink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Suleyman Rashid Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Got your seat belt on? Cool... now watch this... Scene: The last thing you'd ever want to read off a menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Got your seat belt on? Cool... now watch this... Scene: The last thing you'd ever want to read off a menu. The Wam-Bam-Thank-You-Mama Slam, from Denny's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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