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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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NT: Things you are not so sure about in your teenage son's new friends.

 

"From here the Oval Office should be easily accessible and with the secret service disabled we'll have no trouble... oh, hi sir, don't mind us. These maps? Uh... we're roleplaying. Yeah."

 

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NT: Signs your girlfriend is really a refugee from the future.

 

"I want to do it, really, but first... do you have a genology chart, family tree or anything of the sort? Oh... no reason...", then she muttered, "just want to make sure I'm not crossing a line here."

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"Guys, can I get you something to drink?"

 

"Sure, Mr. brock. I'll have A-Positive."

 

"O-Negative for me."

 

"Got anything in a nice B?"

 

NT: Signs your girlfriend is really a refugee from the future.

 

"Oh my ... that outfit you're wearing? SOOOO 2459. Get with the 30th Century already. And it looks like someone sanded the last two zeroes off your Playstation, it just says 'PS2'."

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Since nboody else is helping:

 

"What I don't understand is how they could have gotten all those camera crews to Middle-Earth in the first place. Do you know, Fred?"

 

NT: Signs your teenage son or daughter is moonlighting as a Great Detective.

 

"You may address me as 'Dad', 'Father', 'Pops', or even if you must, 'Your Old Man'. However, you are *not* to call me Alfred."

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Since nboody else is helping:

 

"What I don't understand is how they could have gotten all those camera crews to Middle-Earth in the first place. Do you know, Fred?"

 

NT: Signs your teenage son or daughter is moonlighting as a Great Detective.

They wear sweaters, don't have sex, and get a keen thrill out of using the word "sloothing."

 

NT: Three good uses for a common house monkey.

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Picking the ticks off after you come back from a hike in the woods.

 

 

NT: Not the managment position you had in mind.

 

Of course you have to go to the store and buy the coffee and doughnuts. What did you think the VP of Marketing did?

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NT: Not the managment position you had in mind.

'The complete works of Shakespeare? Surely there's a better use for an infinite number of monkeys than this. I could have them do the accounts...."

 

"Shut up, Simmons."

 

NT: Signs the priated video file you've just downloaded is not what it claimed to be.

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'The complete works of Shakespeare? Surely there's a better use for an infinite number of monkeys than this. I could have them do the accounts...."

 

"Shut up, Simmons."

 

NT: Signs the priated video file you've just downloaded is not what it claimed to be.

 

" 'Dark Titty'? I thought the download said it was 'Dark City' Oh well, I get to look at lot of good looking black ladies running around topless..."

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NT: How to tell your quaint little home town is being infested by "Rich People"

 

Somehow the word 'large' has vanished from the places serving coffee and become 'grande' and other pretentious verbage.

 

 

NT: Signs that Hermit is depressed.

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