Enforcer84 Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "say, I just killed someone, could you hold this knife for me?" NT: Musical numbers from failed broadway musicals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "The bowel-obstruction tango" from Proctology on Ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hard Name to Spell "It's a real hard name... to spell. Swhartzywhat? Oh hell! No one cares for ya, when you're from Austr-ia! ..." From the musical "Arnie" zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Musical numbers from failed broadway musicals. From My Fair Ho: "I could have ho'd all night I could have ho'd all night And still have ho'd some more. I could have spread my thighs and done a thousand guys I've never done before." NT: Unusual uses for Vasaline... death tribble and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat There was this girl who was into sex and wanted to try sado-masochism but was afraid of pain, so she marked her flesh with vasaline in five bar gates to enumerate her lovers. It washed off but she had a head for numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual uses for Vasaline... "Foolish hero, you think you can hold the fiendish Dr. Vasaline? My V-armor's too slick for you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual uses for Vasaline...'Well, that finally got the suit on... however, if I may be so bold, Master Bruce, you've really let yourself go lately.' NT: If playground rules settled things in the business world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mr. Ley! Out of the Sandbox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mister T would be a tycoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mr. Gates! I don't care if you found it first! You will SHARE that money, young man! NT: Things overheard at Dragon*con 2005. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat *Urp* Con Goers taste like chicken. The costumes get stuck in my teeth though. - Agrash the Green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Magic the Gathering ? It's like so last century. (Peter Adkinson) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things overheard at Dragon*con 2005."Okay' date=' look... 'Grak'... I appreciate the effort that you put into staying in character, I really do, but this is where I draw the line. I don't care what a real barbarian does, [i']you[/i] are going to use the rest-room like the rest of us!" NT: Why opposites shouldn't attract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Okay' date=' look... 'Grak'... I appreciate the effort that you put into staying in character, I really do, but this is where I draw the line. I don't care what a real barbarian does, [i']you[/i] are going to use the rest-room like the rest of us!" NT: Why opposites shouldn't attract. "Anti Matter Girl, what are you doing in my bed room? We shouldn't..." "Oh Positron, I don't care what they say... we're drawn to each other. Don't you feel it?" "More than anything, but Dr. Quantum said there could be consequnces, not just for us, but the whole universe." "Damn the consequnces, Positron! I love you!" "And I love you, Anti Matter Girl" "Kiss me you fool!" *Cheap thematic music then... BOOOOOM* Curufea 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...And that's when Nancy Lott, the daughter of former political foes Trent Lott and Nancy Pelosi, detonated her "Will you two just shut up!" nuclear device whiping out the eastern seaboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "One weekend in Hell with Dad, the next in heaven with Mom. Gee, I have a confusing life, keen powers or no." NT: The one person in the world who would benefit most from being Ka-Girled (or Ka-Boyed) by Anne Onymous the Wotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Paris Hilton, at which point it would become apparent just how devoid of any ability she actually is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The one person in the world who would benefit most from being Ka-Girled (or Ka-Boyed) by Anne Onymous the Wotch.Michael Hopcroft, for posting topics for Scenes from a Hat that require people to know what things like 'Ka-Girled' and 'Wotch' mean, link or no link... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Any politician, just because. NT: A priest, a minister, and a rabbi... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Jack Chick, because if anyone on this world needed to be "Girled" in any way shape or form.... NT: Signs you might be too old for a "Sleep over" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'll flip you for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'll flip you for it! Well, I wouldn't want you to hurt your back, so: NT: Signs you might be too old for a "Sleep over" Your Transformer underoos are covered in nicotene stains and the stench of lost hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well, I wouldn't want you to hurt your back, so: Your Transformer underoos are covered in nicotene stains and the stench of lost hope. Classic. You are the Hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you might be too old for a "Sleep over"You prefer the original theatrical non-remastered version of Star Wars... the words "nanoo nanoo" means something to you... and the light on the back of your hand has turned red. AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you might be too old for a "Sleep over" You have to shave twice a day. NT: A preist, a minister, and a rabbi.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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