Rage Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat oh yeah... Topic. NT: Worst foods to Mcdonaldsise. Eg. Mmm, Mcsoylant green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Junior! Don't be playin' with them Mac-Es-car-goes, I paid some $1 per piece of them little things!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Daddy! I didn't get a toy with my McHaggis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Have a McPoisonBlowfish! Most of the people who try it survive!" NT: Signs that the superhero assigned to protect your home town is out of his or her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat OOC: In real life, one of the worst beers I ever had was McDonald's beer in Germany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "We probably shouldn't have had those anime fan fic writers handle our new 'McKalamari' promotion..." NT: What Doctor Destroyer will do first if he actually DOES take over the world. EDIT: Darn it. Sorry about butting in. I didn't notice someone else had done number 3 already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You're standing alone when he swoops down and says, "Okay, which of you is the leader?" "There's only me." "All right then, don't all speak up at once!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the superhero assigned to protect your home town is out of his or her mind. "NEVER FEAR CITIZEN! I'm here to rescue from those flood waters. But first an interpretive dance." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the superhero assigned to protect your home town is out of his or her mind.At a recent town council meeting, the Crimson Dynamo spoke vociferously in support of diverting the river and building an enormous dam adjacent the town... slightly above it, to be specific... In explaining his case the Dynamo argued that it couldn't possibly be dangerous to the townsfolk, but might prove absolutely essential if he ever needed to "flush out a villain"... NT: What Doctor Destroyer will do first if he actually DOES take over the world. "Now I can begin work on my plan to conquer Mars!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Doctor Destroyer will do first if he actually DOES take over the world. Rig up the seats in every cinema on Earth so that the ringing of a cellphone will trigger a 75,000-volt electric shock, followed on the second ring by the detonation of a shaped explosive charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Ah, now something I've always waited for! Longed for!" "Menton! Turn on the new 24-hour mandated-by-state-law Gilligan's Island Network!" (he really IS evil!) NT: Least popular superheroes at the Annual Superhero Picnic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Least popular superheroes at the Annual Superhero Picnic "Hey, who put Captain Salmonella in charge of the potato salad anyway?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Has anyone seen "Tanline Man?" Over by the volleyball pit? Okay, it's off to the softball diamond for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Least popular superheroes at the Annual Superhero Picnic "Damnit Ant-Man we told you not to bring your friends" NT: The latest advances in Nerf weaponry. Mister E 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The latest advances in Nerf weaponry. "No, Timmy! I don't care How cool it is, you can't have a NerfThermoNuclearDevice! Do you know how hard those are to clean up after?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The force is strong with this one. Better use the Nerfsaber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Once you pull the styrofoam pin, Mr. NerfGrenade is not your friend." NT: Signs the newest appointee to the Supreme Court has lost her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the newest appointee to the Supreme Court has lost her mind. "I wish she'd stop asking everyone 'guess what I'm wearing under my robe?', it's getting creepy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She keeps requesting to be referred to as "Judge Judy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Has anyone seen "Tanline Man?" Over by the volleyball pit? Okay' date=' it's off to the softball diamond for me.[/quote'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You know, it isn't so bad she keeps singing "here come da judge," but does she have to do it in BLACK-FACE?? No, I don't care that Flip Wilson used to do it..." NT: Supers who only lasted one outing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Supers who only lasted one outing "Fear not, citizens! METEOR ATTRACTOR BOY is here to save you! Behold my awesome power!" *squish* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You know, it isn't so bad she keeps singing "here come da judge," but does she have to do it in BLACK-FACE?? No, I don't care that Flip Wilson used to do it..." NT: Supers who only lasted one outing "Captain Combustable died a true hero." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat We gather here to honor Captain Thinks-He-Has-powers. Perhaps we should not have "played along". NT: Mr Blackwell's list of fashionably hideous Superheroines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Mr Blackwell's list of fashionably hideous Superheroines. Mountain Girl and her Live-Bear skin coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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