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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

Just because you asked....

 

NT: After OddHat made that crack about _______ he was found face-down in _______

After OddHat made that crack about 4pm he was found face-down in an exqisitely timed drug bust around 4:15pm.

 

 

NT: Ah, perhaps I should not have said_______________________.

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NT: Ah' date=' perhaps I should not have said_______________________.[/quote']

that the brunette was hot enough for a threesome before looking at her hands and seeing her wedding ring and then the sheer size of her husband who has acute hearing and has forced me to seek refuge in the witness protection program

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NT: Hi' date=' I'm ________, and I'm here to ____________ you.[/quote']

Hi, I'm with the Bangalore firm Death outsourced all his work to, and I'm here to take both your job and your life from you.

 

NT: Diseases which, though they may be life-threatening, are still difficult to take seriously.

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Blue Balls.

 

NT: Cures that are worse than the disease.

Blue Balls can be cured by immersing them in boiling water for six minutes, followed by rubbing in an ointment made of equal weights of glass splinters, Tabasco sauce, and rock salt. Then they'll be nice and toasty red.

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