Doctor Otaku Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst greetings to a head of state. "Ah, President Khatami! Please step this way. We have some lovely Playboy Bunnies here with some bacon sandwiches for you if you are hungry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I call it ...the Clapper!" NT: Worst greetings to a head of state. "How ya doing, ferret face?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To pull from the orginal Show: "I'd curtsey for you your Highness, but I have a cold and I'm dripping from every orfice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike W Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To Cretien(I know he's gone now but I cant' help it): "Which language will you be mangling today Mr. Prime Minister?" NT: Ways to tell you've stayed up faaaar too late? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat To Cretien(I know he's gone now but I cant' help it): "Which language will you be mangling today Mr. Prime Minister?" NT: Ways to tell you've stayed up faaaar too late? "You know, Genie in a String Bikini must have some deeper meaning ...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hey ! They are interviewing bin men as they collect garbage in the early morning. What a great idea for a show ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proditor Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I really should order one of those ovens...you just set it and forget it!" NT: What you don't want to hear from your mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I really should order one of those ovens...you just set it and forget it!" NT: What you don't want to hear from your mom "About how I put myself through college...." (Said after some old photos you did NOT want to see are uncovered) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Even though we are not Jewish we had him circumcised as it makes his little one look cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you don't want to hear from your mom Son, would you run to the pharmacy to pick up your dad's Viagra prescription? I need to get some lovin' tonight! NT: SIgns you're co-conspirator in crime is planning to rat you out to the police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat So Vinny, this black van parked down the street from us that is giving out lots of radio interference is just this guy with a big sound system ? Alright, it had me worried there for a moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: SIgns you're co-conspirator in crime is planning to rat you out to the police "A phone call? Now? Oh, all right ... man, that's weird. Your mom's number on your speed dial is 911?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samaritan Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You're changing your first name to Benedict? Why?" NT: A commercial for a sexual dysfuction product, done in the motif of a professional wrestler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A commercial for a sexual dysfuction product, done in the motif of a professional wrestler. "Listen to the Hulkster, Brother! The ladies love my finishing move ... Ohhh Yeah!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You're changing your first name to Benedict? Why?" NT: A commercial for a sexual dysfuction product, done in the motif of a professional wrestler. "It's good to have the third python working again, OOooo yeah!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Listen, when steroids have ravaged your body like they have ours. You'd want chemicla stimulation too!" NT: Unusual Greeting Cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Congrats on the early Parole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Listen, when steroids have ravaged your body like they have ours. You'd want chemicla stimulation too!" NT: Unusual Greeting Cards. "Welcome to you, our new employee-Abandon All Hope, ye who enter here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unusual Greeting Cards. I want you dead! NT: Where did you leave you r car keys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where did you leave you r car keys? C'mon, good dog, cough up the keys. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where did you leave your car keys? "Man, I have got this awful scratching sensation up in my buttcrack ... what the hell is back there ..." *VROOM* "Whoa ... my ass has fuel injection!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Where did you leave you r car keys? "Hi Honey? It's me...Listen, you aren't er, itching today are you?" NT: Bad names for children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad names for children "Ben Seeman? Man .. what were we thinking?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Bad names for children "Patty Wacker? Is there a Patty Wacker here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ima and Ura Payne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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