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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

To Cretien(I know he's gone now but I cant' help it): "Which language will you be mangling today Mr. Prime Minister?"

 

NT: Ways to tell you've stayed up faaaar too late?

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

To Cretien(I know he's gone now but I cant' help it): "Which language will you be mangling today Mr. Prime Minister?"

 

NT: Ways to tell you've stayed up faaaar too late?

 

"You know, Genie in a String Bikini must have some deeper meaning ...."

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"I really should order one of those ovens...you just set it and forget it!"

 

NT: What you don't want to hear from your mom

 

"About how I put myself through college...."

(Said after some old photos you did NOT want to see are uncovered)

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NT: What you don't want to hear from your mom

Son, would you run to the pharmacy to pick up your dad's Viagra prescription? I need to get some lovin' tonight!

 

NT: SIgns you're co-conspirator in crime is planning to rat you out to the police

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NT: A commercial for a sexual dysfuction product, done in the motif of a professional wrestler.

 

"Listen to the Hulkster, Brother! The ladies love my finishing move ... Ohhh Yeah!"

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"You're changing your first name to Benedict? Why?"

 

NT: A commercial for a sexual dysfuction product, done in the motif of a professional wrestler.

 

"It's good to have the third python working again, OOooo yeah!"

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"Listen, when steroids have ravaged your body like they have ours. You'd want chemicla stimulation too!"

 

 

 

NT: Unusual Greeting Cards.

 

"Welcome to you, our new employee-Abandon All Hope, ye who enter here"

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