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21 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A Junior High School girl waits for Billy Batson to meet her at the multiplex for a data and Captain Marvel Shazam shows up.

 

NT: Subtle signs your military has been buying their equipment from Foxbat Enterprises (Providers of Fine Comedic Weaponry since Last Tuesday!).

 

When the troops go into combat riding their brand new... pogo copters!

 

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On 3/2/2021 at 9:13 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

NT: Subtle signs your military has been buying their equipment from Foxbat Enterprises (Providers of Fine Comedic Weaponry since Last Tuesday!).

 

Their burp guns actually do induce uncontrolled eructation.

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8 minutes ago, Asperion said:

NT: You have just created a new recipe that has had some rather interesting effects on everyone.  What were those effects?

 

For 24 hours, your poop emits a blue glow and a soft but unmistakable rendition of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".

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1 hour ago, Asperion said:

NT: You have just created a new recipe that has had some rather interesting effects on everyone.  What were those effects?

 

It allows you to operate with perfect clarity of thought and without need of sustenance for up to 72 hours - at which point you crash for a week.

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21 hours ago, death tribble said:

The Wall around Donald Trump

 

Don't. Don't say this unless you mean it.

 

21 hours ago, Psybolt said:

NT:  Unexpected parts of the new stimulus plan

 

Lots of tax exemptions and kickbacks for campaign donors; token payments to small businesses and workers. 

 

Oh, wait, I guess that's not really unexpected after all.

 

New Topic: There's two weeks left in the term at Pariah's school. Novel ways that he can 'motivate' his students to finish the academic quarter strong.

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On 3/7/2021 at 2:23 PM, Pariah said:

New Topic: There's two weeks left in the term at Pariah's school. Novel ways that he can 'motivate' his students to finish the academic quarter strong.

Each point of grade in his class gives you an entry got this brand new CBoc Series X with a year of Game Pass thrown in!

 

NT: Subtle signs you're not getting a check this time.

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On 3/8/2021 at 5:05 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Each point of grade in his class gives you an entry got this brand new CBoc Series X with a year of Game Pass thrown in!

 

NT: Subtle signs you're not getting a check this time.

 

Whenever you ask for your check,  everyone laughs. 

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3 hours ago, Pariah said:

New Topic: Describe the action on this week's episode of Foxbat: The Animated Series.

His latest Master Plan, which involves flying to the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan, runs into a snag when his flight is diverted to Shangri-La, which has none of the weapons he needs but some really cool food.

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