BoloOfEarth Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 21 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A Junior High School girl waits for Billy Batson to meet her at the multiplex for a data and Captain Marvel Shazam shows up. NT: Subtle signs your military has been buying their equipment from Foxbat Enterprises (Providers of Fine Comedic Weaponry since Last Tuesday!). When the troops go into combat riding their brand new... pogo copters! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 On 3/2/2021 at 9:13 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your military has been buying their equipment from Foxbat Enterprises (Providers of Fine Comedic Weaponry since Last Tuesday!). Their burp guns actually do induce uncontrolled eructation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 Their surveillance equipment all returns images that has a smiling Foxbat in the corner waving to everyone. NT: You have just created a new recipe that has had some rather interesting effects on everyone. What were those effects? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Asperion said: NT: You have just created a new recipe that has had some rather interesting effects on everyone. What were those effects? For 24 hours, your poop emits a blue glow and a soft but unmistakable rendition of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: You have just created a new recipe that has had some rather interesting effects on everyone. What were those effects? It allows you to operate with perfect clarity of thought and without need of sustenance for up to 72 hours - at which point you crash for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 You get bigger boobs. Regardless of your sex...... NT: The Superbowl needs to be rerun. Why ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 Not enough ad revenue the first time. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 The Chefs forgot to tell their O-line when the game was the first time. Tjack and death tribble 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted March 7, 2021 Report Share Posted March 7, 2021 4 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: The Superbowl needs to be rerun. Why ? Big demand for The Weeknd's music NT: Unexpected parts of the new stimulus plan death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2021 Report Share Posted March 7, 2021 The Wall around Donald Trump aylwin13 and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 7, 2021 Report Share Posted March 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Psybolt said: NT: Unexpected parts of the new stimulus plan It features a plan to give low-rent tenants cattle prods to see if they can convince their landlords to forgive six month's rent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 7, 2021 Report Share Posted March 7, 2021 21 hours ago, death tribble said: The Wall around Donald Trump Don't. Don't say this unless you mean it. 21 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Unexpected parts of the new stimulus plan Lots of tax exemptions and kickbacks for campaign donors; token payments to small businesses and workers. Oh, wait, I guess that's not really unexpected after all. New Topic: There's two weeks left in the term at Pariah's school. Novel ways that he can 'motivate' his students to finish the academic quarter strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2021 Report Share Posted March 7, 2021 Failure to pay attention means the firing squad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 Videos. Railgun demos, F4 phantom on rocket sled crashing into concrete wall, Chelyabinsk meteor, Arecibo destruction, Pu'u O'o collapse, pyroclastic flow at Unzen volcano, Sedan nuclear test, .... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 On 3/7/2021 at 2:23 PM, Pariah said: New Topic: There's two weeks left in the term at Pariah's school. Novel ways that he can 'motivate' his students to finish the academic quarter strong. Each point of grade in his class gives you an entry got this brand new CBoc Series X with a year of Game Pass thrown in! NT: Subtle signs you're not getting a check this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 On 3/8/2021 at 5:05 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Each point of grade in his class gives you an entry got this brand new CBoc Series X with a year of Game Pass thrown in! NT: Subtle signs you're not getting a check this time. Whenever you ask for your check, everyone laughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 On 3/8/2021 at 5:05 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you're not getting a check this time. Your last name is "Trump". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 On 3/8/2021 at 7:05 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you're not getting a check this time. You look through the COVID Relief Bill, and notice that you are specifically excluded by name. NT: What strange image or sound does the Perseverence rover pick up from Mars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 Oooh, baby, baby Baby, baby Oooh, baby, baby Baby, baby Get up on this! Ow ! Baby ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 13, 2021 Report Share Posted March 13, 2021 Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy showing off his brand-new Illudim-238 Space Modulatoooor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 Grogu is out playing. NT: What you would do if given care of Grogu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 Make an absolute fortune from merchandise and merchandise licence rights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 Shorten the name to Grog and sell lots of rum punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: What you would do if given care of Grogu. Fail miserably, I expect. New Topic: Describe the action on this week's episode of Foxbat: The Animated Series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Describe the action on this week's episode of Foxbat: The Animated Series. His latest Master Plan, which involves flying to the Fictional Central Asian Republic of Gatchastan, runs into a snag when his flight is diverted to Shangri-La, which has none of the weapons he needs but some really cool food. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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