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Read in the news this morning: James Webb Space Telescope reached its Lagrange Point destination and successfully entered its intended orbit. So far, the mission has gone so well, with so few problems require course adjustments, that the Webb has enough fuel left over to extend its mission another 10 years.

 

Assuming nothing goes wrong with the next step: adjusting the focus.

 

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Writing abstracts to scientific papers in the form of haiku has become a thing. March, 2022 Scientific American  offers a selection from the 52nd Lunar and Planetary Science Conference of March 15-19, 2021. Here's my favorite:

 

"Detailed Chloride Mapping in Terra Sirenum, Mars"

Oceans lons since past

Dry, cracked ground, no trace remains

But the taste of salt.

-- E. M. Harrington, B. B. Bultel, A. M. Krzesinska and S. Werner

 

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Heard on the radio today: Hubble found a gravitational lens powerful enough (from a whole cluster of galaxies) and fortuitously placed to provide the image of a single star estimated 12.9 billion light-years away -- from less than a billion years after the Big Bang. Whole galaxies have been imaged at greater distance, but this is apparently the first image of a single star at such a range. Estimated 50x Sun's mass, so of course very bright. Astronomers plan to study it intensively with the James Webb, looking for differences from modern stars.

 

Maybe the Webb will get lucky and find a gravitational lens powerful enough to image the hand holding a galaxy at the start of time... No, that's (probably) just the DC Universe.

 

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COLLEGE PARK, MD—In what is being hailed as the first empirical evidence in support of a hypothesis that has gained popularity in recent years, top scientists speculated Friday that the universe may indeed be a simulation controlled by an unseen entity after the words “trial version expired” appeared in the sky.

 

“When we can look overhead and see what appears to be an error message from a computer operating system, it certainly lends new credence to the argument that we’re living in an artificial reality,” said University of Maryland physicist Harold M. Cramer, adding that from what he and his colleagues could glean from the airborne phenomenon, human consciousness would be terminated in five days if no further action was taken.

 

“Though it’s possible we are witnessing an optical illusion caused by some kind of atmospheric distortion, the request for a verification code that keeps popping up suggests that our reality may indeed have a specific, singular subscriber, and that this entity must upgrade to a premium subscription in order to avoid any interruption to our experience of consciousness. We can only hope this cosmic account holder can guide us though the two-factor authentication process so that our simulacrum of life remains operational.”

 

At press time, a team of leading cosmologists announced it had successfully renewed the free trial period for another 14 billion years by simply signing up again with a different email address.

 

https://www.theonion.com/scientists-speculate-universe-may-be-simulation-after-1848673336

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On 3/30/2022 at 10:24 PM, DShomshak said:

Heard on the radio today: Hubble found a gravitational lens powerful enough (from a whole cluster of galaxies) and fortuitously placed to provide the image of a single star estimated 12.9 billion light-years away -- from less than a billion years after the Big Bang. Whole galaxies have been imaged at greater distance, but this is apparently the first image of a single star at such a range. Estimated 50x Sun's mass, so of course very bright. Astronomers plan to study it intensively with the James Webb, looking for differences from modern stars.

 

Maybe the Webb will get lucky and find a gravitational lens powerful enough to image the hand holding a galaxy at the start of time... No, that's (probably) just the DC Universe.

 

Dean Shomshak

It's nestled in the palm, with only one finger raised this time,...:)

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On 3/31/2022 at 1:24 AM, DShomshak said:

Maybe the Webb will get lucky and find a gravitational lens powerful enough to image the hand holding a galaxy at the start of time... No, that's (probably) just the DC Universe.

 

Dean Shomshak

 

The result of trying to see that has never been good for us. Just ask Krona.

 

4 hours ago, pinecone said:

It's nestled in the palm, with only one finger raised this time,...:)

 

 

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