Susano Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Session 10 of Farlanthia, the Age of Dreams (DnD 4E) Calidore (OOC): I like how Na'yumi can't read the dice when she rolls a Perception Check." Wyk (rolls poorly to kill a wounded man): "I don't like these dice." Anae (the party's cleric): "Good!" GM: "Make a Heal Check." Anae: "34." Calidore (OOC): "Wow, looks like you removed his appendix he didn't know he needed taking out." Wyk: "You can talk to mushrooms really well with Dunegoneering." GM: "Every time someone says 'Arcane Mutterings,' I hear 'Arcane Butter.' Na'Yumi: "I know magic and I know history." Calidore: "You don't know manners." Question asked of several party members: "How far can I drop-kick a halfling?" One of the party gets distracted in a shop full of strange and wonderful curiosities. We go to 'rescue' him. Na'Yumi: "Hi! How much for the elf?" Marid: "You'll get a discount once he starts eating everything." "Were-flowers will be appearing in PHB 3." (kidding!) GM: "[Joan's (the GM's wife)] glare does splash damage!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From last night's Monster Hunters game. Our cast: Danny - Ghost hunting martial artist Zeke - Demon possessed sorcerer Sonia - Half-vampire vampire hunter Kayla - Psychic ninja Julian - Forrest Ranger Vodun Mike - Half angel The team has entered the dream of Molly (Kayla's younger sister) who is under assault by a demonic entity. ***** [After finding the dream-temple where Molly is being held. Kayla charges up to said temple.] Sonia - We know your sister is in danger, but don't get eaten by the demon building. ***** Danny [after being virtually eviscerated by an Evil Clown With A Knife] - Cool, I re-spawn. ***** [sonia's dream-self was turned into a full were-bat style vampire and was attempting to suck the life out of Mike. Mike first saw the were-bat but was able to overcome the illusion and recognize Sonia. After the team snaps her out of it and Mike then sees the above Evil Clown With A Knife.] Mike [counts everyone in the room and gets team + 1] - Okay, it's not one of us. ***** Zeke [referring to Kayla's younger sister] - My hands have been all over her body, with your blessing. ***** Zeke [after getting stabbed in the hand] - Oh, great, I'm 1/3 crucified. ***** [Eventually the group confronts the demonic entity and the fight ensues.] Sonia [failed to make Mike bleed earlier and now fails to make the demon bleed] - I feel like I'm a failure as a vampire. ***** [Molly's dream-self has been trying to fight back against the demon and she manages to turn a few of the dream-beasts back against the demon. ] Sonia [helping with the encouragement] - Teenager person, get it together. ***** [The demon has filled the room with a choking smoke that blinds everyone.] Sonia [gets her claws into something she can't see and eviscerates it] - I hope you were an enemy. ***** [General after-scenario banter] Mike - Ninja are not linebackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... So' date=' in brief, when watching BSG:OS, just continuously drink and sing BR.[/quote'] Yup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From last night's Monster Hunters game. Sonia [gets her claws into something she can't see and eviscerates it] - I hope you were an enemy. ...Was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ...Was it? Fortunately, yes. She only had about a 1 in 3 shot at eviscerating a team mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Blackrock Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Fortunately' date=' yes. She only had about a 1 in 3 shot at eviscerating a team mate.[/quote'] Reminds me of a bit of banter between me and a friend during game a while back. BTW, I have posted this in this thread already, but it was over 100 pages ago. "Time flies when you're getting eviscerated." "So do entrails apparently." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandidGamera Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I've started my own somewhat intermittent blog, and have occasionally posted memorable quotes there. Past and future quotes can be found under the tag 'table talk' : http://candidgameraversus.blogspot.com/search/label/table%20talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From my Dark Champions game- To the hackerish player character: GM (me): Give me a Computer Programming and a Hacking roll. Player: Failed both. A few minutes later... Player: Hey! These Skill levels with INT based Skills... do they work with Computer Programming and Hacking, since they are INT based? GM (me): Yes. Someone tried to hack your system. Player: Oh, balls! Curiously enough someone else said that today. I'm not used to people actually saying that... seems... I dunno, antiquated, or British, or both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A few quotes from the Karnalas fantasy game... Talik - Hawk Knight and all-around hero-type guy Utar - Ork warrior. Hes MUCH smarter than people think (played by the guy who had been playing Hakkar) Kale- The new PC "adventurer" (thief) traveling with Talik --------- Utar (OOC): *Taking out figures for people* Here we have one for Sir Talik...heres one for me.....and here's Dude McSlinky-Pants. Kale (OOC): *Proudly* Of the Clan McSlinky-Pants! --------- The following were NOT euphemisms.... * Hey, how hot is YOUR pie? * Kick my magnets! * I should just shut up ala mode. * Who wants butter or baked beans with my pie? * Wal-Mart has three-ways for a dollar! -------- Utar (OOC): Im a mathematical GENIUS! I just divided "pi" evenly! --------- Talik (OOC): Wow, the earth-mage's "impenetrable sand whirlwind shield" is really impressive! GM: Um...its really just partial concealment. Talik (OOC): Not the way WE'RE gonna tell it to people! ---------- GM: The huge Golem rears back its fist to smite you Utar (OOC): In Orkish, I tell it Ive wiped bigger rocks out of my @$$. ------------ Talik (OOC): Did I say "monkeys"? I meant "Vikings". ----------- Talik (OOC): You throw Hymie into the mix, and suddenly Im interested. -------- We go to meet a powerful Naga Utar (OOC): We go see Lady Slither-pants. --------- Hakkar does something particularly Hakkar-like Talik (OOC): There really is only one Hakkar. Kale (OOC): And Satan is his prophet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And a few from a new Pathfinder game ----------------- We have been using Divination and it comes up that Gods dont HAVE to follow spell descriptions...yet somehow the spell is "Yes/No" Xasha the Priestess (OOC): Do you get your jollies making people play 20 questions Diety: Yes...but I spell "jollies" starting with an "I" because we're using the Hebrew alphabet -------- GM: You wont die! You have a big buffer! Xasha (OOC): Never tell a woman she has a "big buffer"! ---------- Giantess: Dwarves are small...hard to find...and likely to have dropped a bomb into your lunch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordGhee Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Lord Ghee here, Our group has been playing champions since 1982 and we have a group of players that is pretty well split, 4 since 1982, 4 with 15 years experience and 4 who have been playing from a month to a few years. During our Dragon Riders Fantasy Hero game on Friday nights run by one of our newest players Anna, trying to Game Master for first time and doing a fine job I might add, this conversation happen. Lord Ghee: “so Mindy (new gamer) you got the pdf of the 6th edition. Mindy,” Yes, I have just started to read it.“ Tawnee (since 1982 and 500+ characters). “ Oh what are some of the changes?” Blackjack (poster on these boards and 15 yrs Hero gamer) “well they added some powers like barrier”. Lord Ghee,” but Steve Long took away entangles ability to make a barrier”. Robert,”How are you going to do spider guys web now?” Blackjack,” Not sure, but Mr. Long seems to be going to a one power should do one thing”. Tawnee “what else has been changed?” Blackjack, “ comeliness is gone.” Anna, ”They must not play with any girls”. Blackjack,” and there are no more figured characteristics”. Dan (since 1982).” I took a character and put it stats at 20 and it came out a 125, in 6th edition the same stats cost 162.” Lord Ghee, “dreaded character inflation raises it ugly head, I want everything now, there is no need of experience and disadvantages, I mean complications.” Chris (since 1995 and 400 hundred characters built), “see (to Anna) my character has a comeliness of 23” Tawnee,” name changing just to put the writers stamp on the work?” Lord Ghee, “ No do not think so. To be fair, the guess among our groups here in El Paso is that the Champions online will bring in a lot of new players so the business decision is to make it like the online game. Money talks.” Tawnee, “what else is gone” Chris, “ find weakness “ Tawnee, What! That represents so many things.” Chris, “and elemental controls are gone.” Blackjack, “that been a valid discount since the game started. Why would you change something so basic and integral to so many characters over 25 years?” Tawnee, “So after getting all these thousands of new players from the online game you can introduce elemental controls in 7th addition and sell it as something new.” Lord Ghee, ”no way, no one would do that. That is evil.” Tawnee. “Well, (dramatic pause), He is a Lawyer.” And the table fell over Laughing. As we boldly host the jolly roger of 5th edition revised and sail off into the gaming sunset. This is an edited and greatly reduced in content version of our discussion. Any mention of any person alive or dead is purely a fictional . . . . And Lawyers are not evil, they just seem that way. Oh no! feel lawyer jokes starting can’t stop LOL, Why do sharks . . . . . . . . Thanks for the rules for many years and saving our game Mr Long and all in fun. Lord Ghee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More from last week: At Tacticon, I played in a Savage Worlds: World War Z game. In it, we were an average suburban family (plus friends and neighbors) caught in the middle of the zombie uprising. I played Reese Black, a 17 year old kid from the white-trash side of the family (but who has a good head on his shoulders). Other characters were: Justin Black (my dad) Rob Petrie (Uncle Rob) Laurie Petrie (Aunt Laurie) Mr. Williams (next door neighbor) Willow Williams (his cute daughter) And then there were a bunch of "Followers": Rick Delmonico (the property manager) Dean (dad's best friend, and pothead) Leticia (Willow's best friend) Amanda (Rob and Laurie's daughter) Skip (Reese's dog) GM: The zombie's coming after you. He's still got all of his limbs... except for one. Someone (OOC): "The number you have called... 9...1...1... is no longer in service." Justin: It's not the most noble thing to do... but then again, I'm not the most noble guy. GM: The zombie has been disembowled. His gore and grue spill out all over your carpet. Laurie: Oh, that'll never come out! Honey, do we have any club soda? The zombies are going after Dean, the neighborhood drug dealer: Zombie: The last pothead we ate, we also got a free bag of Doritos! A zombie grabs Rick! Rick: Lay offa me, ya dirty mook! My pet dog leaps at a zombie's throat: Reese: Skip! Kill! Kill! Justin: The zombie is already dead... Reese: Skip! Re-kill! Re-kill! Leticia has had a terrible string of intelligence rolls... Leticia: I just rolled a 3. Justin (OOC): A 3? Hey, that one roll just doubled your total INT rolls for the whole game! Leticia is starting to realize that we are in the middle of a crisis. Leticia: Oh my god. It's exactly like that zombie movie we saw last week? With the zombies? Except, like... for real. Willow: Leticia has been just a little blonde today... We're trying to make our getaway, but Dean has to run inside and grab his things: Mr. Williams: He needs to go get his potted plants... oh, sorry. I meant his pot plants. Rick tries to make a getaway: Rick: I jump in my car. GM: It's locked. Rick: Nah, I don't ever lock my car. Ain't nobody stupid enough to try to boost the Rickster's ride. My dad has climbed under a car to hide from the zombies. Justin: How many of them are there? GM: You count 3 sets of legs. Justin: 2 1/2 sets. I blew one of the zombies' legs off earlier. Mr. Williams (who is african-american) kills a zombie in one shot... Williams: See? This is why the black people should have the guns! My dad manages to fend off a hoard of flesh-eaters without a single wound. Justin: Yeah-boy! The Black Family is tough! Williams: *stares* Justin: I mean... not the black family. The Black Family. I rush out of the house to help my dad against an oncoming hoard... Justin: I told you to stay inside! I thought you were supposed to be smart! Williams: He is. That's why he doesn't listen to you. An airline crashes in the park near our house, exploding in a huge fireball... Reese: You know, statistically it's still the safest way to travel. As we're driving away from our ruined house, someone remembers that we had all been watching the baseball game before the attack began... Reese: I wonder who won? GM: The Oakland Z's. We're accosted by rogue police officers. We defend ourselves, and kill one of them. Justin: Welp. Looks like I'm going back to jail. Laurie tries to get into the cops' wrecked Humvee and start it up... Rob: Laurie, what are you doing??? Reese: She's a soccer mom. All soccer moms secretly want a humvee. Justin got covered in zombie gore during the first fight... Delmonico: You ain't getting in my Camero smelling like that. Justin: But I changed my clothes! Delmonico: Yeah, but you just can't get rid of zombie funk. GM: So the entire Petrie family is getting into one car? Rob: Yes. "The family that stays together, slays zombies together." Reese: Quick, Aunt Laurie! Pick up that hockey stick to defend yourself! Laurie: I'm not a hockey mom! I'm a soccer mom! Justin has had a real bad string of rolls lately. Finally, he gets a good one! Justin: *rolls to hit* Yes! A crit! Reese: That's my dad! Justin: *rolls to damage* ...a one. Reese: Yep. That's my dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Lord Ghee' date=' “ No do not think so. To be fair, the guess among our groups here in El Paso is that the Champions online will bring in a lot of new players so the business decision is to make it like the online game. Money talks.”[/quote'] The punchline was funny. But - you can go to all the groups in El Paso and tell them that this is False. False false false false. And even more false. Wrong. At every level. and it's officially an annoying rumor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston GM Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The PCs are an official UN team. They are preparing to interrogate the supervillains they captured. Cast of characthers... Hoss (NPC): UN liaison for the Johannesburg station; practically the caricature of the stereotypical Texan John Henry: density/gravity brick Kooun Kaze: gravity energy projector Saulk: mystic with healing powers Saulk: "I think we should wake Ogre up and interrogate him first." Hoss: "The locals ain't gonna go fer that unless y'all do it outside of town." Kooun Kaze: "They don't need to worry. We can keep Ogre from hurting us." Hoss: "It's the town they're worried about." John Henry: "Do we know what Ogre's mental age is?" Hoss: "Accordin' to his file, he's lahk an eight-year-old that's prone t' throwin' tantrums." John Henry: "Maybe we should interrogate someone else first." The team decides Icicle is the best one to interrogate first. Kooun Kaze: (Trying to convince Icicle not to attempt to escape.) "Let me point out that 20 miles in every direction is a desert. It's like the country is a secure cell designed to hold you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NestorDRod Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... That brings me back to my quotes from a very very old con game where we played superpowered agents in a somewhat dystopian near-future. I played the driver, a lackadaisical Texan whose only claim to superpowered ability were enhanced reflexes and a signature .454 Casull revolver in a shoulder holster. The team was led by a fire-based Energy Projector, the daughter of the team's director. We were investigating a potential assassination and had to interrogate a prisoner with suspected mind-control powers. Discussing the situation with the prisoner, I warned the perp, "I wouldn't rile the young lady, bub, unless you fancy a napalm enema." The team leader ordered my character out of the room. He placed himself in the observation room next door, looking in through the one-way glass. He drew his revolver and laid it down on the table. "If the ball drops, Laughing Boy will be suffering Excedrin Headache #454." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More from Cthulhu, featuring a small interlude adventure about reassembling a strange stone archway one of Lucy's ancestors found on a small island of Tierra del Fuego. It took a few months, but they managed it. Me (GM) : The thing stepping out of the arch is about 9 feet tall with a corrugated, barrel-like body.... five paddle-footed tentacles around the bottom... five bra branching tentacles around the middle, and five blood-red eyes with sphincter-like eye-lids, on stalks around the top. Paddy McGinty to Lucy : Not another one of your relatives is it? Me (GM) : The thing blinks at the three of you, and politely pads around you on it's way to the warehouse door. Where it starts to vivisect a cat. Lucy's Player, noted ailurophile : AAiiiweeaww, Drhoz!!!! Sydney Delthorn : I pick up the rod it dropped Me (GM) : By all means. You might even figure out how to switch it on. And if you're incredibly lucky, you might even learn how to switch it off again before it boils away the atmosphere in a stream of anti-neutrinos. Me (GM) : Let me get this straight... the one-picosecond burst from the Parallax Cannon annihilated half the truck, the pit bull that was inside the truck, a large section of wall behind the truck, and flayed half the skin from McGinty's body with scattering effects, and you want to put this down to a kerosene explosion? I'm going to love hearing how you explain the Tommygun fire beforehand. Paddy McGinty : ... can I get another dog? Me (GM) : Sure. It'll help you clean up the remains of the cat, for one thing. Lucy's Player : Aiiaaww!!!!!! Some downtime as they disconsolately review the various artefacts and books they've acquired ( i.e. pocketed from crime scenes ), and realise they don't dare use any of them (just the way it should be ) Paddy McGinty : Rightio... so we use this Last Trump here to bring back all your relatives Lucy Smith : All they sent back of Father was his hand. Alexei Petrovich OOC : So we bring him back, he still looks good Sydney Delthorn OOC : He's got pretty cuticles Getting his geography of New England slightly confused Paddy McGinty : ...no the road just keeps going and going and going and then we're in Texas Alexei Petrovich : I pocket the elephant gun Me (GM) : It's going to take a pretty impressive success at Conceal to hide that Paddy McGinty OOC : *mimes placing a large long gun into his pants, then walks with one leg rigid* Lucy Smith OOC : Is that an elephant gun in your pocket or are you really happy to see me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More from the ongoing Pathfinder game. Still trapped in the Courthouse trying to find the real murderer. The PC's: Ishkaeden "Kade" Longlore - 1/2Elf fighter from a family of scribes and bookeepers. Nogero - Gnome Sorcerer (Celestial bloodline, works for the Church of the accidental God) Zandrin - Priest of the Accidental God Aldritek Arcanus - Sorcerer (draconic bloodline) Nogero received, before the adventure began, an enchanted dagger from an unknown source. The fact that he's done nothing with it until now has been somewhat annoying. At any rate, he uses it to cut a spectral hangman's noose from the neck of a fallen Paladin. GM: "The dagger cuts the rope like it was butter." Nogero's player: "I'm surprised." Me: "Usually his butter cuts like rope." Random comment by our priest. NPC: "Too bad we don't have any elves. They're very perceptive." Zandrin: "I left my elves in my other pants." Kaede spent the first session of the adventure the only character not in their adventuring gear (he'd been drugged while having an evening with his friends and only had a dagger)... So we found a small armory and he got some armor, a shield and a sword....first combat after that was one of the fallen jurors, and eleven zombies. GM: "I should never have let you find armor." Kaede rolled...well. Random lines: "I only wanted to impress her! Well...sleep with her...why did she have to be dead?" ***** Paladin: "Darkness!" Priest (who is half-orc but appears completely human): "It is? I mean, ARGH!" ***** "They took his toes?" "Well they can't get the other five...he ate them." ***** "When I'm a God you will regret saying that to me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonewalker Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I have been lax in my assigned duty of posting quotes from Teh Bunneh's action-packed D&D 4th campaign - Bloodmäter - so here I go... ---- Brontus Rexx: A barbarian from a far-off land, kidnapped by slavers at a young age and forced to fight in the gladiatorial pits. Recently freed from bondage and seeking a new life. Clio: A tiefling paladin, servant of the goddess of death. She is trying to atone for a terrible crime she committed as a youth. Rody Falcos: Elven ne'er-do-well and con artist. He's the son of a wealthy merchant; he was left behind when the caravan master decided he'd had enough of the young rascal's shenanigans. Hakkoz Stoneshanks: A dwarven priest, his tragic past has shaped him into the bold hero he is today. Alix Twilight: An animalistic shaman from the deep deserts that surround Bloodmäter on 3 sides; she can barely contain the bestial fury within her. Paxton Lux: A young human fighter who adventures in the hopes of finding out who she really is. Berrian Wildheart (NPC): A cheerful young gnome wizard; apprentice to the most powerful and famous wizard in the city. ---- Just a bit random... GM: There are some traps even goats won't set off. Okay, more random... Brontus: That wasn't the worst thing I've put my fist into. The party is trying to free a collection of caged prisoners. The mighty barbarian is humbled by the smaller warrior maiden... Pax: I'm going to bend the bars of the cages. GM: No problem. You start breaking the bars apart to let prisoners climb out. Brontus: Uhm, I'm a little intimidated here... Brontus is no longer allowed to interrogate those the party rescues... GM: You could start questioning them now that they are free. Brontus: Tell us what you know or we'll kill you for XPs!! Berrian, a scholarly gnome, figures out the workings of the dread machine the party has uncovered... Berrian (NPC): I've got the machine. I've got the instructions. I've got it covered. Rody: Except that you can't reach anything. Berrian (NPC): Dammit! The party's employer invites the party for drinks after a successful venture... Rody: Before we get started, the drinks are complimentary, right? During a discussion between Clio and her superiors in the temple of the Raven Queen... High Priest (NPC): We would like you to approach the followers of Kord regarding an alliance with those of us in service to the Raven Queen. Brontus (OOC): Hmm...Goths and Jocks? I don't know if this will work out well. The party's cleric tracks down other members for a new adventure... Hakkoz: Hey, Rody, we're going to go kill some people. Want to come? Alix's player is missing from the session. The party discusses it 'in-character...' Brontus: Where's Alix? Pax: We got a note excusing her from adventuring today. Rody: Something about hairballs. Hakkoz: I think she just got spayed and is kinda cranky. The party hears rumors of an evil cult actively trying to recruit people... Clio: Let's go investigate. Brontus: I thought we were gonna kill people. Pax: I think it means the same thing. Another random quote... Clio: The funnel cake is a lie! The party considers disguising themselves to infiltrate the cult but realize that most of the cultists are human, which is a problem for Berrian... GM: You must be at least this tall to join this cult. Brontus only seems to calm down when offered something to eat... Pax: I'm going to need to take the cooking skill just to keep our barbarian in line. Is deep frying a separate skill? Brontus is also generally not a nice person, wading into a group of duped converts with reckless abandon... Brontus: I'm just going to kill everyone and Hakkoz can heal the ones that that didn't deserve it. The party decides that they would like to avoid killing the aforementioned duped converts, which is tricky for the wizard... Berrian (NPC): Yeah, right, I can totally subdue with a Thunderwave. After Berrian complains of having to run around and lug heavy objects during as escape from the cult's temple... Rody: You're a student. Have you ever read the works of Charles Atlas? During an interrogation of the cultist, both Clio and Brontus want to help with the skill challenge... Clio (OOC): I'll try running my fingers gently through his hair. GM: Hm. Go ahead and make a Diplomacy roll rather than an Intimidate check. Brontus (OOC): I could run my fingers through his hair. GM: No, that's still an Intimidate roll. ---- Enjoy! (Whew! Maybe now Teh Bunneh won't punish me!) Lonewalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Berrian was fun to play as a sit in - but damn if that squeeky voice didn't kill my throat. Stupid Gnomes, should get back in the Monster Manual where they belong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Berrian was fun to play as a sit in - but damn if that squeeky voice didn't kill my throat. Stupid Gnomes' date=' should get back in the Monster Manual where they belong.[/quote'] I'm a bonster! Rar! ... No, wait! No I'm not! Don't kill me for my XPs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... /me takes Teh Bunneh's head, Highlander-style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... /me takes Teh Bunneh's head' date=' Highlander-style.[/quote'] Now you've done it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Stargate campaign. I Didn't get many quotes. Our cast Captain Alan "Dick" Tracy, USMC (pilot, and team commander) Corporal Zues Brown, US Army Ranger (Scout) PFC Jim Roth, US Army (Demolitions) Lance Corporal Apollo Anatazi, USMC (Sniper) Dr. George Ganim, Ph.d (Archeologist/Linguist) After a successful mission, the linguist earns his pay... Dr. Ganim: You can't complain, I did get you all laid. PFC Roth: Space Pussy. The furniture is commented on... Dr. Ganim: It's Knotty Pine? PFC Roth: As oppossed to celibate pine? We travel to another planet, and come across Nazis... LCPL Anatzi: We come across the darndest things out here. Cpt Tracy: Join Stargate, see the universe... Dr. Ganim: Seduce alien women... Cpl Brown: Fight space Nazis... PFC Roth: Run out of C-4... The Nazis are enslaving the natives... PFC Roth: I think we should volunteer. Cpt Tracy: To be slave labor? PFC Roth: We could become laborers, and then infiltrate thier base. Dr. Ganim: Do we have another plan? OOC comment PFC Roth: I want to get out my mini figure so I can kill things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... So the PC's of SPIRIT have gone to Somalia to investigate whatever a villain named The Air Master, a gorgeous german villainess with some gadgets, a blimp, and exceptionally well trained agents is doing there. They discover that she's recruiting agents from among the locals in order to teach them how to be proper pirates instead of lousy ones. She has a great benefits package, and lots of adoring fans. El Caminante: So let me get this straight. She offers them a better life and a salary with benefits? Cloud Warrior: Looks like it. Lady Mondegreen: This is just wrong. What do we do? El Caminante (Radioing Venazea, who is currently sneaking into the blimp): Could you get me an autograph? Preferably with a pinup? Cloud Warrior (Shrugging): Ask for a raise? Venazea waits for The Air Master to get done with her interview. Everyone on the team knows she's a lesbian, which only makes this next part colder. Venazea: So what exactly are you doing here? The Air Master: Vas ist? How did you get in here? Venazea: So you're offering a great benefits package? Air Master: Ja, Ja. Wilkommen. Venazea: And you're the guest of Warlord Ogoto? Air Master: Ja. He has a swimming pool. It is great for beating the heat when the blimp is parked. Venaeza: Well, why are you recruiting agents here? Air Master: Zat does not matter. Any life has to be better than a life here. I rate them on their skills, select the best ones, and ask them to join my crew, ja? Venazea: Well, I guess hiring people isn't a crime...can I have your autograph. Air Master (Reaching into her desk): Do you want za flying pose, za Military Uniform pose, or za Leather and Boots Riding Crop, Sword, and Dagger in the teeth pose? Venazea: Leather, please. Air Master: Who should I make it out to? Venazea: Venazea, of course. Cloud Warrior (Facepalming): Snrk. El Caminante: Ohhhh! (Stream of Curses) Note: El Caminante got an autograph later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ops Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... So the PC's of SPIRIT have gone to Somalia to investigate whatever a villain named The Air Master, a gorgeous german villainess with some gadgets, a blimp, and exceptionally well trained agents is doing there. They discover that she's recruiting agents from among the locals in order to teach them how to be proper pirates instead of lousy ones. She has a great benefits package, and lots of adoring fans. El Caminante: So let me get this straight. She offers them a better life and a salary with benefits? Cloud Warrior: Looks like it. Lady Mondegreen: This is just wrong. What do we do? El Caminante (Radioing Venazea, who is currently sneaking into the blimp): Could you get me an autograph? Preferably with a pinup? Cloud Warrior (Shrugging): Ask for a raise? Venazea waits for The Air Master to get done with her interview. Everyone on the team knows she's a lesbian, which only makes this next part colder. Venazea: So what exactly are you doing here? The Air Master: Vas ist? How did you get in here? Venazea: So you're offering a great benefits package? Air Master: Ja, Ja. Wilkommen. Venazea: And you're the guest of Warlord Ogoto? Air Master: Ja. He has a swimming pool. It is great for beating the heat when the blimp is parked. Venaeza: Well, why are you recruiting agents here? Air Master: Zat does not matter. Any life has to be better than a life here. I rate them on their skills, select the best ones, and ask them to join my crew, ja? Venazea: Well, I guess hiring people isn't a crime...can I have your autograph. Air Master (Reaching into her desk): Do you want za flying pose, za Military Uniform pose, or za Leather and Boots Riding Crop, Sword, and Dagger in the teeth pose? Venazea: Leather, please. Air Master: Who should I make it out to? Venazea: Venazea, of course. Cloud Warrior (Facepalming): Snrk. El Caminante: Ohhhh! (Stream of Curses) Note: El Caminante got an autograph later. Ummh ? Is that current day or pulp ? .....and why does the villainess give autographs ? What is she famous for ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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