BoloOfEarth Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Ummh ? Is that current day or pulp ? .....and why does the villainess give autographs ? What is she famous for ? I'm guessing she's famous for being a hot woman in leather and boots, holding a riding crop and sword, with a dagger in her teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ops Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Somebody has his smutfield activated......... Seriously not every hot woman in leather with a riding crop and a dagger in her teeth gives autographs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NestorDRod Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Speaking of Smut Fields, the only salient quote I collected from this week's Mean Streets game was a catty comment made after Sybil's player once again forgets one of the other character's names: "She has her boyfriends tattoo their names on their butts backwards so she can read them off the mirror and make sure she says the right one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Bench Transformers: BLOG of GAME The PCs are giant transforming robots, sorta like the recent movies. no context needed: "so If I suffer INT damage, then I can only transform into a Short Bus ?" =================================================== One of the PCs was found to be implanted with a "Mission Chip", which encourages the Transformer to behave correctly. the team medic removes the (malfunctioning) chip, but with the caveat: "the diagnostics now check out, but I'll observe you for the next month, and if your efficiency suffers, then its going right back in" well the whole team had in mission chips, it was then revealed, so this was excellent role-play, because the doctor also had in a mission chip, and so normally would be loathe to remove such chips. ================================================== Crow-Bar can transform into a heavy-duty tow-truck; so he's developed the habit of whenever the team goes ANYWHERE, he asks the DM: Okay, is anyone parked in a handicap spot ? He even checked when pulling into the parking lot when the team KNEW it was a combat mission! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
concord Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Crow-Bar can transform into a heavy-duty tow-truck; so he's developed the habit of whenever the team goes ANYWHERE' date=' he asks the DM: [b']Okay, is anyone parked in a handicap spot ?[/b] He even checked when pulling into the parking lot when the team KNEW it was a combat mission! My step-mom is in a wheelchair and sometimes has issues with finding a spot to park her van due to idiots parking in a spot they shouldn't be in... she would love Crowbar... rep to you and say thanks to his player for the sentiment... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... We travel to another planet, and come across Nazis... LCPL Anatzi: We come across the darndest things out here. Cpt Tracy: Join Stargate, see the universe... Dr. Ganim: Seduce alien women... Cpl Brown: Fight space Nazis... PFC Roth: Run out of C-4... Any campaign where you get to fight Space Nazis deserves rep! (Repped.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Any campaign where you get to fight Space Nazis deserves rep! (Repped.) Wasn't there a Pulp Hero Stargate campaign mentioned somewhere in the forums? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... /me takes Teh Bunneh's head' date=' Highlander-style.[/quote'] /me strides to the several days severed head of teh bunneh and pulls out a needle and thread, silently shedding a tear and hoping this will work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... it's the bunneh... I've lopped his head off a good half dozen times. Dang rabbit doesn't know when to give up the quickening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... /me takes Teh Bunneh's head' date=' Highlander-style.[/quote'] /me strides to the several days severed head of teh bunneh and pulls out a needle and thread' date=' silently shedding a tear and hoping this will work.[/quote'] /me watches cranialspasm embroider "Born to Hop" on teh bunneh's forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Of course, everyone knows bunnies like hip-hop the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... it's the bunneh... I've lopped his head off a good half dozen times. Dang rabbit doesn't know when to give up the quickening. ...worse than the Eveready bunny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... One part of my work involves waterproofing the sides of building slabs. Parging dye is a deep blue, and sometimes the backpack leaks. Wife : You've got blue stuff on your butt Me : I'm cosplaying a baboon also, discussing video plans for the evening - Wife : How about an episode of Doctor Who, followed by Monkey and Dexter? Me : Wrong order - traditionally, Doctor Who was always on after Monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From the Hartsfeld Campaign (4e D&D) last night. Background: Keira (my Cleric of Avandra), Gerdiss (Matt Adam's Shaman) and Mari (Matt Hart's Raven Queen Paladin) have been initiated into the Brotherhood of the Talon, an elite (or so I assume) order of the Raven Queen and have been tasked with investigating some bandits on the East Road at the ruins of Garthon Manor. Mari and Keira make their stealth rolls, but Gerdiss fumbles his - twice. So, because of Stompy Joe here, they hear us coming and we get ambushed by kobolds. Anyway, during the fight (in which Mari and Keira are doind the bulk of the damage 'cos Gerdiss keeps fumbling) Matt Adams comes out with this gem: "I sneak around and do him from behind!" (Well, given our mentality it was funny at the time and in context.) Matt H and I just cracked up, but I'm reasonably asure Matt A had meant it only in a tactical sense. It was only immediately after that he realised what he had said. It became a running joke for the rest of the session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ...worse than the Eveready bunny... Thank you VERY MUCH for that mental picture. Now I can't get rid of the mental image of headless Eveready bunnies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I didn't write stuff down last session, so these quotes are from memory: D&D 3.5 game, the heroes are exploring the Zarnan Pass and discover a giant (2-mile diameter) crater that can't be more than 20 years old. However, there are giant (200+ meter tall) trees growing inside. The heroes discover droplets of starmetal scattered about and are scattered around the area collecting it when the DM decides to check for a random encounter. DM: Yllek, call high or low and roll percentiles. Yllek: I go "high." (rolls 05). Yep, you can always count on me. DM: (makes a few rolls behind his screen) Okay, Il'Marcum, you're looking for starmetal when you hear rustling in the leaves. Il'Marcum: Wait, why is it that *he* rolls low and *I* get attacked. (mimics Yllek) "You can count on me!" Thanks a lot! A giant liquid-metal construct attacks Il'Marcum, but he flies away. So the construct goes after Yllek. The construct's first attack takes out about 1/4 of Yllek's hit points, and Yllek's counter-attack does little apparent damage. Construct: Drop your weapons and surrender to me! Yllek: And exactly what do I get if I surrender? Construct: I'll let you live, as my slave. Yllek: (pause) Do you have a dental plan? Medical? How about a 401k? After the heroes beat the construct, Il'Marcum (sorcerer) is talking to Yllek (ranger and cleric of Autumn Willow). Il'Marcum: Why don't you ask Autumn Willow if she knows what's going on here? Yllek: I'm just a low-level cleric. I don't have any spells that allow me to commune with her. Il'Marcum: Who says you need a spell? Just pray to her. Yllek (OOC to DM): Is there a way I can pray and somehow get an audience with Autumn Willow? DM (OOC): It's not like you have a hotline to her. You can't just go, "Yo, Autumn Willow! WHAZZZUPPPP? Whut happenin'? Can I talks to you 'bout dese funky trees?" Yllek (OOC): Great. Apparently, Yllek has gone ghetto. Yllek is trying an experiment. He gets some acorns from outside the crater and climbs down to plant one inside the crater. Meanwhile, other party members are doing other things. DM: Okay, so Aren and Ryan are looking for a route past the waterfall. Leila and Devlyn are taking baths inside Il'Marcum's magical mansion. Il'Marcum is accompanying Yllek, who is playing with his nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... /me strides to the several days severed head of teh bunneh and pulls out a needle and thread' date=' silently shedding a tear and hoping this will work.[/quote'] Aw, she's so sweet to me! (Ow! Ow! Needle in the neck! Ow!) it's the bunneh... I've lopped his head off a good half dozen times. Dang rabbit doesn't know when to give up the quickening. I got killed a couple of times and had to shamble around as a zombie for a while. Let me tell you, that whole deal is overrated. I've decided it's easier just to not die in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... One part of my work involves waterproofing the sides of building slabs. Parging dye is a deep blue, and sometimes the backpack leaks. Wife : You've got blue stuff on your butt Me : I'm cosplaying a baboon also, discussing video plans for the evening - Wife : How about an episode of Doctor Who, followed by Monkey and Dexter? Me : Wrong order - traditionally, Doctor Who was always on after Monkey We need a thread for "Quote of the Week from My Life." Lucius Alexander The palindromedary asks why I don't go start one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Aw, she's so sweet to me! (Ow! Ow! Needle in the neck! Ow!) I got killed a couple of times and had to shamble around as a zombie for a while. Let me tell you, that whole deal is overrated. I've decided it's easier just to not die in the first place. I generally crush his little bunny skull in my hands. Sure he comes back to wreak untold vengeance on me, but it's fun and worth a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From the Hartsfeld Campaign (4e D&D) last night. Background: Keira (my Cleric of Avandra), Gerdiss (Matt Adam's Shaman) and Mari (Matt Hart's Raven Queen Paladin) have been initiated into the Brotherhood of the Talon, an elite (or so I assume) order of the Raven Queen and have been tasked with investigating some bandits on the East Road at the ruins of Garthon Manor. Mari and Keira make their stealth rolls, but Gerdiss fumbles his - twice. So, because of Stompy Joe here, they hear us coming and we get ambushed by kobolds. Anyway, during the fight (in which Mari and Keira are doind the bulk of the damage 'cos Gerdiss keeps fumbling) Matt Adams comes out with this gem: "I sneak around and do him from behind!" (Well, given our mentality it was funny at the time and in context.) Matt H and I just cracked up, but I'm reasonably asure Matt A had meant it only in a tactical sense. It was only immediately after that he realised what he had said. It became a running joke for the rest of the session. Gerdiss: Fantasy Medival Proctologist at Large. Major Tom 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And now we have one. We need a thread for "Quote of the Week from My Life." Lucius Alexander The palindromedary asks why I don't go start one. http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75563 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Aw, she's so sweet to me! (Ow! Ow! Needle in the neck! Ow!) I got killed a couple of times and had to shamble around as a zombie for a while. Let me tell you, that whole deal is overrated. I've decided it's easier just to not die in the first place. ...but death becomes you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKerensky Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Thoses are from an Earthdawn game some weeks away, I will try to translate them correctly. The party is exploring wasteland and stopped by a large gully filled by nearly invisible watery substance. "Ok, your groups stop at the feet of the pit" (this one mine) "Can I see the river ?" One PJ. "No there is the gully that block the view" Another PJ "Did I see the invisible water ?" (thoses are theirs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From a World of Dimness game ------------ Savannah (OOC): I dont want to see Karl again! I killed him once for a reason! ----------- Savannah: Its not MY fault Im blonde! [Note: This had nothing to do with any kind of "bimbo moment". It turns out that Karl was a Nazi, and was obsessed with Savannah because shes a drop-dead gorgeous blonde, and the hottest girl in town] ------------ ------------ And now...EMBRIA quotes! ----------- The PCs are investigating a long-abandoned Dwarven Crafthold that has been overrun by goblinoids Rhiannon (OOC): I listen at the door. GM: You hear labored breathing, and the sound of many voices Rhiannon: Im not sure whats in there...could be Goblins mating Varga: Oh, well, we GOTTA put a stop to THAT! ------------ GM: In the little alcove, way in the back, theres a little metallic glint Rhiannon (OOC): We're in a Sierra game! Metrion (OOC): The Way Back Machine just hit me in the face ---------------- GM: In this room you find a deep well... Varga (OOC): Insert Hobbit... Rhiannon (OOC): Recieve Balrog! ------------ GM: The Ork Priestess seems very agitated, and kind of high from the fumes Metrion (OOC): Doped up on sugar and Yoo-Hoo, no doubt! ------------- Chyra (OOC): Can we tell what it is? GM: It could be a monitor lizard Rhiannon (OOC): "Let me sssssssee your hall passsssssss" Entire Group: *Facepalm* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Star Gate Quotes Cast Cpt. Alan "Dick" Tracy, USMC Pilot and team leader Cpt. Zoey Spencer, USAF Ph.d Mechanical Engineer Cpl Zues Brown, USA Ranger/Scout PFC Jim Roth, USA Demolitions LCPL Apollo Anatazi, USMC Sniper Dr. George Ganim, linguist/archeologist ooc Zues: Dumbass freshmen. Jim: Just kill them already. How to deal with Space Nazis Zues: We should just carpet bomb the Nazis. Jim: I like the way you think. GM: You don't have air superiority. Jim: We do have Captain Tracy, though. Refering to Dr. Ganim 1 Jim: If it weren't for you, we could just kill people. and 2 Zoey: I'm the real scientist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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