Susano Posted March 7, 2010 Report Share Posted March 7, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Session Three of Unknown Armies In Which Tony "Bender" Benedetti has brought Frank Sinatra back from the dead. The GM describes an NPC as "Ving Rhames in a purple dress." There's a moment's pause as we all try to not claw our eyes out. Using the same technique the got him the name "Sam Tsung" (i.e. Samsung), Mike looks around Bob's apartment and comes up with a new moniker: "Epson Tide" (or Tide Epson"). Bender: "Someone else, who ain't Frank, is walking around in the Chairman of the Board's body." OOC comment: "You don't have a PIN number [for a stolen ATM card]." Sam Tsung (OOC): "Considering everything else I've seen Bender do, that doesn't strike me as much of a problem." Sam Tsung (OOC): "Bender is played by Foster Brooks." Bender: "I'm right and you're Sam. Paulie? Drive!" Bender: "I think I'm going to be dead." Paulie: "He could be a hooker and blow-mancer." Bender sees what Frank is up to: "Oh, Frank! Gross!" Greg (Paulie's player) to Mike (Sam's player): "I wish you came with subtitles." (This was brought on when Mike made some comments about Liver-Eating Johnson, who Greg had never head of.) "We unleash the Bender." Bender: "I point at Frank Sinatra and say 'You, get in the bottle'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... In a pulp campaign, a coalition of three international crime groups are planning to steal the French crown jewels; other coalitions are working on similar heists in other capitals in Europe the same day. (Our group is assigned to thwart one of these, in Berlin.) One of the three groups is based in Texas. Our group has concluded that we can't stop all the heists personally because of the simultaneity, and we're brainstorming about how to prevent them in other ways. "I know! We can set word on the street out in Paris that we'll pay $100 for every dead American, and $200 for every dead Texan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston GM Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 Quotes from Owlcon - part 3 Savage Worlds, "Time for a Little Necessary Evil" All of the earth's superheroes were defeated when the aliens invaded. Now the supervillains are the core of the resistance. Dr. Destructo, the leader of the resistance, has sent a group of supervillains to "rescue" the first lady and her children from their alien captors. Cast of characters: Bolt: electric speedster Frosty: snowman brick Monk E: monkey martial artist Mr. Science: cyborg mentalist Mr. Science mind controlled drone #1 to kill drone #2. Mr. Science: "Can I keep him?" Drone #3 tried to shoot past drone #4, but accidentally shot drone #4 in the back. Mr. Science: "That one's not mine. Don't get confused." Monk E buried a shuriken in drone #3's eye. Monk E: "I am the ape of wrath." Monk E killed three drones consecutively as they charged through a door. Mr. Science: "You're the perfect conga line of death." The enraged Mr. Science pulled his ray gun and fired a wide blast into the melee of Bolt, alien #1 and drone #1. Monk E (ooc): (waiting to run into melee) I let Mr. Science go first... Monk E: "I realize this isn't a vital spot..." (then smashed alien #1 in the head) The first lady and her kids were guarded by the alien boss and two robots. Alien boss: (pointing a laser machine gun at the head of the first lady) "This ends here. Surrender or I kill them." Monk E: (peeking around the corner and showing the grenade in his hand) "Go ahead and waste them. We came here for you." Alien boss: "Oh shit." (pointing at the villains and yelling two his robots) "Kill them!" Mr. Science mind controlled the alien boss. Mr. Science (ooc): I'm having him sing "I'm a little teapot." After the supervillains captured the alien boss. Mr. Science: "Let's get the kids out of here and kill the boss." Monk E: "Can't we waste him in front of the kids?" Mr. Science: "Sure. I'm good with kids. I used to have a TV show." Frosty: "Dr. Destructo said we couldn't kill or injure the hostages. Mentally traumatizing them is okay." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigereye Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From my Euro-Champions Saturday game: Big Cast O' Characters. University of Milan high-tech research lab was raided by what was one of Mechanon's Deceptinons. Our Empath, Kukri, found the android in a crowd, but Kiyo (a huge-but-friendly oriental dragon who is the alternate, completely separate form of a paraplegic Japanese girl) wants to make sure: Kiyo, talking to a cage: "Squeak?" ("Is that the human who smelled odd to you?") The rabbit in the cage: "Sque-eek." ("Yes, that's the one.") Imagine a fierce 45-foot-long dragon talking in Beast Speech to a rabbit and you've got the picture. Titan, our resident "Tin Man": "Kiyo's a dragon, so is immune to biowarfare. Ditto Boro-chun, so long as he doesn't breathe. I have a sealed suit that should be proof against most agents. Who else might be immune to super-bugs?" Super-Pimp, a mentalist former bad guy in the '70s who is now a superhero today: "Well, if it involves STDs, I'm immune!" Rest of Party: "Ewwwww!!":nonp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From my D&D4 game, in reference to the party's Warlock (who has a rather "direct" way of approaching problems)... Aester: She's not evil. She's just quick to take advantage of the moral ambiguity presented in the 4th edition D&D alignment system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Not game related, but it is from one of the ladies I game with, and is simply too good not to share. The context would take all the charm out of it... "can I plead for a bullet between the trojans?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Some new Embria quotes... ---------------- GM: Then theres a HUGE explosion! Great crowds of people are running around in the streets like Muppets with their heads cut off! ------------ GM: The crowds are fleeing the area near the Mayor's palace Metreon (OOC): We run towards the blast area. Varga (OOC): Because we're stupid! Metreon (OOC): The word in the Common tongue is "Adventurers" -------------- The Mayor: *Explains what happened* Rhiannon: So let me get this straight...youre telling us that something went "wrong" with your having an Infernal Duke chained up in your basement that you were using as a power source for your house? YA THINK!! ------------ Metreon (OOC): Varga and I play "Good Cop / Bad Cop"...or in this case "Barbarian Cop / Wizard Cop" -------------- GM: .. And this rubble-strewn pile over here was once the Guest House. Chyra: *toes daintily at the debris where the building used to be* I will assume that they have been woken up by the event. ------------------- Vampire: LOOK into my EYES, little girl! Chyra: *Just giggles* ---------------- Metreon (OOC): I cast Color Spray, to try to dazzle them. GM: *Mimes "jazz hands" over a cone effect, and starts singing "Inna Godda Davida" * ------------------ Metreon: *casting a spell* Shadrach ...ME..... Zintho! [This is only really funny if youve watched the Teen Titans cartoon] ------------------ Rhiannon: Didnt you make any Potions of Remove Paralysis? Chyra: No! How would you drink them?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Rhiannon: Didnt you make any Potions of Remove Paralysis? Chyra: No! How would you drink them?! As a suppository, maybe? They sure as heck wouldn't be able to struggle to resist... ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnarok Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From our recent Colonial HERO game: Bounty Hunter: YOU MUST SURRENDER! Rotman: The only thing I have to surrender....is THIS! *whips out his pistol, and shoots Cael (me) in the thigh* (Rotman's player had forgotten to switch the target in the attack macro, so he accidentally hit me. The GM switched the hit to the Bounty Hunter but I was ROFL for quite some time...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I would but two days later he told me I drive like Homer Simpson. CES It could have been worse... he could have told you that you drive like Marge Simpson. Major Tom 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More Champions. But no Cthulhu game, AGAIN Purrdence was the only player that showed up Zero : I don't understand it. The Beatles aren't even my favourite era of music, but every time I finish talking to Mother I have Maxwell's Silver Hammer stuck in my head. Zero : Would that be the swordsman who was running around Freaktown showing off his Great Cleavage? Lots of other opportunity for lewd jokes about swords, too... Zero : Yes, my chopper has a mind of its own. Weldun, GM : Back then there were the Elysians, the Thulians, etc.. Stentorian : How about Thetans? Weldun, GM : No, we're keeping it to things that are halfway believable Weldun, GM : And over here we have the Knights of Purity. They're new. And totally, completely, unaffiliated with Humanity First. Terminus : And if you believe that we've got a Brooklyn Bridge over here to sell you... Weldun, GM : And we'll thrown in this land in Florida. Zero : One previous owner, who only ever used it on Sundays Somebody has been coming into Freaktown and attacking random animal mutates. It's probably related to the current political debate about expanding the definition of human to include mutates, etc. Purrdence : Cow-tipping Freaktown Citizen Patrolman : We know what all this about! It's because we're about to get the franchise! Zero : Animan-cipation Freaktown Citizen Patrolman : *points to his bear-man compatriot* Barry here wants to join the Marines... Mystique : I suppose marine mammals would qualify to join the Navy SEALs... Weldun, GM : You wake up in hospital, on a drip Zero : We warned you about that sort of joke around here Freaktown Citizen Patrolman : Thank you for avoiding the obvious joke about our Right to Bear Arms. Freaktown Citizen Patrolman : I keep telling Barry that if he joins the Marines they'll just send him to Afghanistan. It's hot there, he'll sweat like a pi.... Very sweaty thing We also get tax advice from a humanoid cuttlefish with bat wings and a pinstripe suit. The Cthulhu plushie on the table reminded Weldun of this NPC Sheldon : *to Avatar* It doesn't matter that you're not human, native to this planet, or even biological. You don't get any of the benefits or the rights, but you still have to pay taxes. Any entity that makes a profit has to pay taxes. US tax law is quite specific. Zero : That's what I call forward-thinking legislation! Conversation gets around to whether animorphs, mermaids, and chimeras would be kosher Weldun, GM : Would Gakh be okay? Stentorian : Hmm... Me : Are we saying there could be Jewish Klingons? Weldun : He could have converted! Weldun : Coca-cola have done it again. Last time it was 'Coke will bring your ancestors back from the dead'. This time 'Real Taste, Uplifting Refreshment' is translated as 'Coke will get you high' Purrdence : Well, coke does get you high... Weldun & Stentorian : Wrong kind of coke. I'd wanted to use the sound files I got as part of the DriveThruRPG Haiti Appeal, in my Cthulhu game Purrdence : We won't get in trouble with the other tables? Me : No. It's background music, not a Michael Bay soundtrack I'm suddenly picturing a group of bloodwine-intoxicated Klingon warriors in full armor dancing to the "Hava Nagila" song (not sure of the spelling), and doing their dead-level best to kick any spectator in the head within reach... Major Tom 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I'm suddenly picturing a group of bloodwine-intoxicated Klingon warriors in full armor dancing to the "Hava Nagila" song (not sure of the spelling), and doing their dead-level best to kick any spectator in the head within reach... We eventually decided that you couldn't be an observing Jew AND a Klingon. But that's okay, the Jewish people are used to suffering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Edge City - Back In Town Zero : We could always ask Admiral Orange for help. Weldun, GM : What? Zero : Admiral Orange. He comes from a long line of naval Oranges Weldun, GM : *deathglare* Zero : ... I'll shut up now Weldun, GM : What about Interpol agents? Terminus : They're just liaison officers - they don't actually do anything. Weldun, GM : Ow. That's just mean. Zero : So that's why Japan keeps getting all those giant monsters - they have to have to give the Defence Force something to do. Weldun, GM : We've defeated Godzilla! Hmm, now we have to justify the Defence Force. Zero : Quick, clone Godzilla! Weldun, GM : No. Because then we'd get that annoying little tit Gadzookie. Zero : Could be worse. There was that guy that cross-bred Godzilla, a rosebush, and his dead daughter. Weldun, GM : Ah. Godzilla vs. Biollante. Tentacle hentai rosebush! Zero : Lesbian tentacle hentai rosebush Mystique :This reminds me of a joke. [snip] Terminus : You're right, this does remind me of a joke Weldun, GM : Ow! Mystique : Maybe we should fly to Japan and trash Tokyo until the give us the information we need. Trawler : Do you realise how many seconds that would take? Weldun, GM : Ouch. I believe that's one of the top ten signs you should end your Champions campaign. I've never believed that myself. Weldun, GM : We're trying to keep Avatar away from Japan - I'm still not sure how they'd react Zero : Nuclear entity? Weldun, GM : Living aspect of the Sun Zero : I'm going to be doing some unlawful breaking and entering of people's brains again, aren't I? Mystique : If you play a doughnut do you have to buy the Hole-in-the-middle advantage? Zero : Hunted by the police Terminus : Time for Plan C Stentorian : What's Plan C? Terminus : Reversion to Plan A. Zero : If we're talking about Nazis, how about Pope Palpatine? The Italian police broke up a gay prostitution ring in the Vatican this week. They caught one of the Pope's Gentleman on tape organising hook-ups. Mystique : What, really? Zero : Yup. The Gentlemen are the assistants that get assigned to guests of His Holiness. They got him making special requests. Trawler's player : Nineteen inches, minimum. Zero, Weldun, Terminus : What???? :nonp: Weldun, GM : That's truly god-like endowment! Trawler's player : Oh, sorry, I was talking to him. The Freaktown mutates have armed patrols now Stentorian : Where did you get these? Freaktown Citizen Militia : We make them ourselves - Winchester knock-offs. Deer slugs Freaktown Citizen Patrolman with the deer head : *slaps first patrolman over the head* Solid slug Zero : You'll have the molluscs complaining next Mystique inflicts multiple cow-related puns on us Zero : If I can just steer us back to the problem at hand? Weldun, GM : Argh! Terminus : That was udderly uncalled for. Poor Weldun... punsters on three sides, now... Zero : How about that canine mutate, Ian da Vinda? Weldun, GM : Ian who? Zero : You know, he used to be Howard March, but he changed his name. Weldun, GM : What are you talking about? Zero : *sings* Howard March is that dog Ian da Vinda Weldun, GM : *howl of pain* Trawler : Competent is not a term we associate with The Edge very often Weldun, GM : You're successfully inside his mind. It's not very big Zero : Barely enough room to swing a CAT scan Weldun didn't have some details handy Zero : Ok, according to Mook Number 1's memories, the bad guys have a hide-out on Generic Road, at Abandoned Warehouse No: 2 Weldun, GM : It's a timeshare Weldun, GM : For the next 10,000 years you'll have a link to his mind! Mystique : Such as it is Turns out the whole plot was a secret attempt to use the humanocentric bigots as catspaws to earn the mutate cause more sympathy Weldun, GM : The poor animorphs! Pathetic prawns of pathos, waving their little paws! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston GM Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Quotes from Owlcon - part 4 Truth & Justice, "Superhero Mashup Crisis on Two Worlds" A cross-dimensional crisis is causing dimensions to merge, and even superheroes and supervillains to merge with each other (the superheroes are unaware that they were ever two separate individuals). Heroes from the Avengers and Justice League have teamed up to uncover the source and correct the situation. Cast of Characters: Atomic Manhunter: mashup of the Atom / Martian Manhunter Bat Lantern: mashup of Batman / Green Lantern Black Vision: mashup of Luke Cage / Vision Captain Thor: mashup of Captain America / Thor Scarlet Spider: mashup of Scarlet Witch / Spiderman (he gained his powers when bitten by a gypsy witch ... who'd been bitten by a radioactive spider) Wolfeye: mashup of Wolverine / Hawkeye After waking up (feeling "funny"), Wolfeye heard screams and explosions in the distance. Wolfeye: "They're playing my song." As the heroes arrived on the scene, they saw the villains collecting a large number of iridescent mushrooms. Wolfeye: (spotting the mushrooms) "Now I know why I feel funny." Ace of Clubs attacked Wolfeye. Ace of Clubs: "I'll take care of you, runt." Wolfeye: (easily ducking under the attack) "The bigger they are, the better the breeze when they miss." Ace of Hearts mind controlled Black Vision. Captain Thor: (to Ace of Hearts) "Honor demands that give you a chance to surrender." Ace of Hearts: "Suck on it, fake Asgardian." Captain Thor: "That was your chance." Captain Thor creamed Ace of Hearts with his shield. Black Vision: (still mind controlled, to Captain Thor) "Mama said to knock you out." (then punched Captain Thor ... hard) Wolfeye: (to Ace of Hearts) "I'm giving you one more chance to surrender." (then shot her before she could respond) "PSYCH !!" After the fight, the group interrogated one of the defeated villains, Rhino (who was oddly unaffected by the mashup effect). Rhino: "Ace of Clubs tried to eat a mushroom, and he was stupid for an hour." Wolfeye: "How could you tell?" The heroes flew between worlds in Bat Lantern's bubble, toward the source of the trouble. Wolfeye: (pulled out a cigar ... paused) "Is this a no smoking flight?" Villain mashups for the next encounter: I.V.O.: mashup of Professor Ivo / Braniac Lex Luthor: mashup of Lex Luthor / Bizarro Red Goblin: mashup of Red Skull / Green Goblin Ape Ben, Ape Johnny, Ape Sue, Ape Victor: Red Skulls minions, mashups of apes / Fantastic Four Ape Sue had been throwing force bubbles at everyone. Wolfeye: (to Ape Sue) "Shouldn't you be flinging poo, or something?" Villain Mashups for the final encounter: Abominaut: mashup of Abomination / Juggernaut The Leader: mashup of Doom / Reed Richards Dread Clia: (I have no idea who this was a mashup of) Grim Klaw: mashup of Grimjack / Klaw Scarlet Spider: (hearing Abominaut speak coherently) "Abominaut is intelligent." GM: I wouldn't go that far. Wolfeye shot an arrow loaded with chemical mace into Abominaut's eyes. Infuriated, Abominaut charged at Wolfeye. Wolfeye shot an oil slick arrow at Abominaut's feet and dodged to the side, causing Abominaut to go skidding past and slam into the parapet of the tower. Wolfeye fired an explosive arrow into Abominauts back (in the hope of propelling him over the edge), but Abominaut was unmoved. Abominaut: (to Wolfeye) "This isn't target practice." Wolfeye: "It is for me." The Leader tried to dominate Scarlet Spider, but failed. Bat Lantern: "You failed to dominate even a child?" The Leader: "Everyone has bad days." Bat Lantern: "This is one of yours." Bat Lantern: (to The Leader) "I bet you were made fun of in school. Remember this?" Bat Lantern used the ring to form a giant rubber band around The Leaders head, snapped the rubber band, and slingshotted The Leader into the wall. Black Vision: "Mama told me to never hit a lady, but Dread Clia's no lady." Scarlet Spider: (to Dread Clia) "You need to cool off, hot head." Wolfeye: (firing a napalm arrow into Dread Clia's hair) "Hot head, literally and figuratively." Captain Thor: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Wolfeye: "It smells like victory." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 The cast of our Monster Hunter game: Kayla a psychic ninja on the run for kidnapping her younger sister, Molly. Mike, a half-angel who, due to a psychic accident, ended up switching bodies with the 17 year old Molly. Julian a Vodun park ranger Danny a ghost-hunting martial artist Sonia a half-vampire reporter Zeke a demon-possessed private investigator *** Sonia [speaking of her teammates]: Wait. You assumed communications? *** Julian: You have a bag of ammo. I'm not saying anything. *** Zeke: That guy's trying to shoot me with a submachine gun. That makes him a bad guy. *** Zeke: Alright, I guess I'll shoot back. *** Kayla [wailing]: But... But... I'm just a ninja! *** Danny: I'm slow, but I'm inaccurate. *** Sonia: I recover from being creeped out. *** Sonia [after shooting a zombie with a crossbow bolt and it continues shambling forward]: Hey! This is a no-shambling zone. *** Zeke: This is going to look so ******-up on a police report. *** Julian: Oh, wait, Presence attack. That's based off Presence, isn't it? *** Julian: Stomp him into the dirt for Jesus. Kayla: Judiasim doesn't believe in Jesus. Julian: For Budda, Allah, Vishnu, whatever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... One shot game: Agetha: "You really are full of yourself, aren't you?" Auric: "I try to be modest but I'm working against a whole lot of awesome." Auric: "I don't fear the Reaper, the Reaper fears me. Well, one of them. Did you know there were 666 Reapers? Some are better than others. One collects the souls of dead Ford Pintos." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Re: Quotes from Owlcon - part 4 Dread Clia: (I have no idea who this was a mashup of) Probably Dormammu the Dread Lord and Clea, Dr. Strange's apprentice/sweetie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Re: Quotes from Owlcon - part 4 Ape Ben' date=' Ape Johnny, Ape Sue, Ape Victor:[/b'] Red Skulls minions, mashups of apes / Fantastic Four The Leader: mashup of Doom / Reed Richards So Victor von Doom was mashed up twice? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston GM Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Re: Quotes from Owlcon - part 4 So Victor von Doom was mashed up twice? As best I understood, someone was being mashed up twice. Ape Victor seemed to have Reed Richards' stretching powers. Reed Richards in the tower seemed to have Richards' superscience powers and Doom's suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Re: Quotes from Owlcon - part 4 From last week's D&D4 game. NPC Elf: "Just call me Starlight." PC 1/2 Elf Warlock: "No, and you can't make me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broadsword Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Re: Quotes from Owlcon - part 4 Player1: So we run his DNA, anything on file? GM: His cells have no DNA. Player1: That's impossible. How could he be alive and running around? Player2: Come On! We just fought a guy made of energy and another guy made of metal, but this guy with no DNA is impossible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... ------------ Lynn: "I am SO gonna start doing STUFF!" ------------ "If I wasn't eating taco I would be all over that pie." ------------ GM: "She doesn't have a buttload of unspent XP. One buttcheek's worth, I'll grant you." ------------ "The best part was the disembodied voice saying 'Giggity!'" ------------ AJ: "You know, when PsyClone takes control of your body, you act like a man." ------------ AJ: "We'll sing Poker Face [at Karaoke]" Lynn (ooc): "There's a song called Poke Her Face?" ------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "I came. I saw. I peed on it." -- Wulf, the anthropomorphized dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "I came. I saw. I peed on it." -- Wulf' date=' the anthropomorphized dog[/quote'] Shouldn't that read as "Veni, Vidi, Whizzi"? Major Tom 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haerandir Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Thursday's Amber Diceless RPG session: You'll notice that these quotes tend to be Conrad-centric. This is because I'm playing Conrad and tend to remember the conversations that involve me most clearly. ------------------------ Conrad: I've got the perfect place [to conduct the ritual]. It's got a tower with only one staircase, in a castle full of armed guards who follow my orders. Alaric [sarcastically]: Oh, that sounds GREAT! ------------------------ Conrad: All I'm saying is: I'm the best of a bad lot. Alaric: You're really giving me the hard sell, aren't you? Conrad: If I gave you the hard sell, you'd be really suspicious. ------------------------ Leandro's player attempts to use his conclusions to prove his postulates: My response [i'm summarizing a much longer 5-way debate here]: "I'll stipulate that plummeting from a treetop to pounce on a target and crack their skull constitutes 'fighting', and that by that definition A) coconuts fight all the time and the purpose of a coconut is to flip out and kill people. You cannot, however, go on to declare that coconuts are ninjas, and therefore mammals. You have to be a mammal BEFORE you can be a ninja. Thus, despite the name, coconut milk is not actually milk, and is still technically a form of fruit juice." ------------------------ Conrad: "We're on a quest. You know how it is." ------------------------ (I can't find my notes, so I've gone and forgotten the name of an NPC I created as part of my character background. Very embarrasing.) Conrad's mother: "How long will you be staying?" Conrad: "I"m not sure. We have a dark ritual to perform, powerful mystic entities to summon, a war to stop, reality to save. The usual." Ma Conrad: "I'll tell the kitchen staff to expect guests for dinner, then." ------------------------ I know I'm forgetting some good ones. I'll try to remember to write things down next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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