teh bunneh Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddhat won the Cannonball Run for the past 6 years. He would have won it again this year, but had to back out due to complications from having an enraged Burt Reynolds removed from his hip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bill Keyes is the best bunny buddy an itty bitty fuddy duddy could ever have. He also invented a perfect energy source. But then the squirrils unionized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Enforcer's Gooditude dial goes all the way to eleven! In the original Encuclopedia (of Enlightenment fame) the E. wrote the entry on Rock'n'roll. Voltaire was most impressed. Rosseau challenged him to a duel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus was once an agent for some obscure European monarchy. His partner was R. Marcus, who was murdered after the two exposed a conspiracy involving the royal house. L. Marcus then left the sevice to work in the private sector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkd holds an 8-dan in Jedi-Jutsu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus was once an agent for some obscure European monarchy. His partner was R. Marcus' date=' who was murdered after the two exposed a conspiracy involving the royal house. L. Marcus then left the sevice to work in the private sector.[/quote'] In the private sector. L Marcus founded a unique and worldwide company dedictated to exposing conspiracies. The company name was CABAL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza's recently had a metal face mask burned onto his face. It was the only way to "Make it fair" for the rest of us guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer once went on an week long hunger strike to force Ben Seeman to create a bearded smily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trencher has a summer cottage in Jotunheim. No, not Jotunheimen in the Scandinavian Mountains - Jotunheim as in outside Midgård. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus work with CABAL is one of the reason Sweeden is neutral he also caused the fall of the Soviet union from behind the scenes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trencher once lived for three years as a migratory water fowl. When asked why, he replies with a single calm and measured "caw". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above When I need someone dead. I send Oddhat. He beat out Oddjob in a best of seven "Evil Henchman with a schtick" competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 5, 2005 Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The entrance to Enforcer84's Secret Evil Headquarters is cleverly colcealed in the water closet of infamous Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's mountain villa overlooking the Straits of Messina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The reason L. Marcus know this is because he once gained entrance to said evil headquarters by disguising himself as an "dancing gorilla", a little know subset of the common Italian mafia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trencher did something that would shock the most hardenend members of the NGD Forums, something so shocking the very computers that host this site would explode if I were to reveal what he did. He was young. He needed the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trencher uses the head of Yimir as a spitoon. Mutant For Hire breeds Playboy Bunnies at a ranch in Montana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trencher uses the head of Yimir as a spitoon. Mutant For Hire breeds Playboy Bunnies at a ranch in Montana. Banker by day, Axeman for Ian Hunter night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Behind the Mask Bazza is really the Coockie Monster from sesame street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above People think that Trencher's avatar is a smiley. It's a home movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer 84 is the mastermind behind an evil plot to destroy human's free will by making them listen to 80's power rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Lord Mhoram is the ruler of the Bacchathe, and is himself half goat, half horse, half woman and half mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus once spent a summer in Mexico fighting crime as the masked wrestler, "El Markus!" Eventually, realizing that his limited Spanish skills were getting in the way of his battle against Evil, he retreated back to Europe to rethink his plans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 6, 2005 Report Share Posted November 6, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus once spent a summer in Mexico fighting crime as the masked wrestler, "El Markus!" Eventually, realizing that his limited Spanish skills were getting in the way of his battle against Evil, he retreated back to Europe to rethink his plans. Oddhat's oddhat has more points in his VPP gadget pool that Batman has in his utility belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza is the REAL Crocodile Dundee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mrs. OddHat collects pirate clad pretty boys. She keeps them in her basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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