Enforcer84 Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio claims to have once been a squid. But we know better. MilkmanDan was a squid. Narratio used to be an Elvis impersonator. In yiddish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 used to be an ABBA impersonator. All four, at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above When I was an Elvis Impersonator I used to use E84 for my inspiration. He taught Elvis how to do that bump and grind routine after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio taught the bump'n'grind routine to Forrest Gump, who in turn passed it on to E. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Neil Gaiman is writing the biography (or more precisely the unbiography) detailing L. Marcus' (un)life since he rose from the grave. Enforcer84 is writing the foreword, and providing L.Marcus' stats for HERO system (using the superheroic template of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Shaft is REALLY the guy from the movies! Yeah, da man himself! Not Richard Roundtree, that was just the actor - the R e a l S H A F T ... And he's playing HERO - can you dig it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Rotor Baron was once a contestant on "The Weakest link". He consistently banked before trying to answer the questions. It was when he forgot to bank and tried to Immelman that it all went wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio -- Prince Charle's personal toadie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted December 31, 2006 Report Share Posted December 31, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above So l.Marcus and I were sitting in this restaurant after he'd been acclaimed "Male Model of the Year" and he ordered roasted Toad with a side order of Broccoli pan Fredeo. How weird is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above WOW! narratio is really weird: Sits with people in reastaurants ... IF he hadn't said it HIMSELF I wouldn't have believed it! Narratio is WEIRDMEISTER SUPREME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron was the guy inside the demon suit in Big Trouble in Little China. His real fur was the wrong color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer can, at times, chose not to be nebulous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted January 2, 2007 Report Share Posted January 2, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Period Marcus Just after K Period, but well before M Period. He keeps his schedule straight much to the chagrin of those without Periods named after us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Watch out for that nose -- it's a doozy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus sent to the back of the queue for kicking Donkeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death_tribble's real-life name is Enola Gay. The aircraft was named for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 3, 2007 Report Share Posted January 3, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer's real name is Burt Bi-Curious. He changed it for his career as a radio sex therapist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Paris Hilton once asked Enforcer84 to oil her up. She was not pleased with the results. He covered her in Crude Oil........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble manufactures and sells magical unguents. His Smart Salve will boost your intellect for a few hours. Eau de Calmness will keep you from blowing your cool in stressful situations. He keeps ignoring responsible suggestions that he stop marketing his Crude Oil, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer was once such a lothario that guys would keep their girls up in trees just to thwart him. But woe ! Cancer attached a spring to either foot and took nookie to the tree tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is feuding mortally with Extremely Serious Injury Daggit and Moderate Indigestion Gungan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mikey caters to children's parties. In the paleolithic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted January 8, 2007 Report Share Posted January 8, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus took all the ABBA girls to his Senior Prom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2007 Report Share Posted January 8, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty. Prohibited by law from 'going commando' in 39 out of the 53 States. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble, ever wondered which millenial he's the master of? Let's just say he's a damn sight older than he looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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