L. Marcus Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 This is an old Soviet joke, apparently: A man hands out political fliers in the Red Square. KGB swiftly swoops in and arrests him. But back at the HQ they see that all the pages are blank. What's all this, then? "I saved on the printing cost," the man says, "everyone already knows what the problem is." wcw43921 and archer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 What does “idk” stand for? I’ve asked lots of people, but nobody seems to know. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 OIC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Don't know, don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 5 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: What does “idk” stand for? I’ve asked lots of people, but nobody seems to know. I've asked several people what LGBTQ stands for, and I can't get a straight answer! BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 16, 2022 Report Share Posted March 16, 2022 Was going to make a Caesar salad for dinner tonight but I only have 20 knives 😔 Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 Three doctors, a German, an American, and a Russian, are discussing various surgeries, when the question of what the most difficult operation is comes up. The German doctor says "It has to be brain surgery, it is so complex, and one slip and your patient could be a vegetable." The American doctor says "No, I think it has to be heart surgery. There is such time pressure, and if you make a mistake, your patient dies." They turn to the Russian expectantly, and the Russian says "I find the most difficult surgery to be a tonsillectomy." The American says "That's ridiculous, those are so routine, how could you possibly claim that removing someone's tonsils is the most difficult surgery?" The Russian replies "In Russia, the government keeps everyone so tight-lipped that you have to perform the surgery from the other end." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 I told my friend I'd built a model of the Himalayas. He asked: "To scale?" I said: "No, just to look at." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 17, 2022 Report Share Posted March 17, 2022 There are two typos of people in the world... those who proofread, and those who don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?" The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick. She still isn't talking to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 Q: Why couldn't the hot pepper practice archery? A: Because it didn't habanero. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 19, 2022 Report Share Posted March 19, 2022 My wife claims that a man in camouflage is really sexy. I just don’t see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 archer, wcw43921, Logan D. Hurricanes and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 the shift key is the most useless key on the keyboard. it doesn’t do anything. don’t 2 me mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 My wife is super upset at our neighbor who happens to enjoy suntanning in her backyard naked. Personally though, I'm on the fence. slikmar and mattingly 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 Trying to teach stranger danger to my 7-year old: Me: What would you say if a stranger came up to you and said "I'm your Dad's friend and he asked me to pick you up." 7-year old: You're lying! My Dad doesn't have any friends! Me: Not where I was going, but okay Logan D. Hurricanes, Pariah and wcw43921 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted March 21, 2022 Report Share Posted March 21, 2022 There are no other words that sound like "homophone" but are spelled differently. I feel like that is a missed opportunity. mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 21, 2022 Report Share Posted March 21, 2022 Before I got married, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 21, 2022 Report Share Posted March 21, 2022 Or if the toilet seat should be up or down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 21, 2022 Report Share Posted March 21, 2022 Ninety-seven percent of people are stupid. Thank God I'm in the other 5%. Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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