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I bought a book on the sunk cost fallacy.

 

It's not very good but I'm halfway through, so I thought I might as well finish it.

15 minutes ago, death tribble said:

There are vampire stories in Europe and America but not below the Sahara. You know why ? They bless the rains down in Africa.....

Thank you Cesaro 

 

I thought for sure you'd make a joke about the rain in the UK.

 

You know, the Ukraine.

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22 hours ago, archer said:

What does 50 Cent call himself in Russia?

50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Rubles

 

In a Pathfinder game over the weekend, we saved a wizard. He rewarded us by enlarging a gold piece to the size of a manhole cover.

 

I said that it would make some great rapper bling.

 

Another player said that we'd be called Fitty Go Piece.

 

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On 3/1/2022 at 4:37 AM, mattingly said:

In a Pathfinder game over the weekend, we saved a wizard. He rewarded us by enlarging a gold piece to the size of a manhole cover.

 

I said that it would make some great rapper bling.

 

Another player said that we'd be called Fitty Go Piece.

 

Assuming a 26" manhole cover 1" thick:

  • r = 13" = 33.02 cm
  • A = 3425 cm²
  • V = 8700 cm³
  • D(Au) = 19.3 g/cm³
  • m = 167,917 g = 167.9 kg

That's about 370 pounds, give or take.

 

Better have the fighter carry it.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

 

Assuming a 26" manhole cover 1" thick:

  • r = 13" = 33.02 cm
  • A = 3425 cm²
  • V = 8700 cm³
  • D(Au) = 19.3 g/cm³
  • m = 167,917 g = 167.9 kg

That's about 370 pounds, give or take.

 

Better have the fighter carry it.

 

 


  Get it up on its side and roll it.

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Of course, if you're in a valley and have a nice, narrow-twisty-road high mountain pass to negotiate in order to get home, the ambush opportunities for Bad Guys get exponentiated.

 

Or simply the scene of the blown DEX roll and everyone watches the gold manhole cover roll off the path and plunge a thousand feet into the river below.

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A little girl asked her mother "Mommy, how was I born?"

Her mother replies, "Well, dear, once upon a time, your Daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed.  So Daddy planted it, and then I took care of it every single day.  And it grew and grew and after several months it was a beautiful healthy plant!  So then we took the plant and dried it and smoked it and got so high that we screwed without a condom."

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45 minutes ago, Ockham's Spoon said:

A little girl asked her mother "Mommy, how was I born?"

Her mother replies, "Well, dear, once upon a time, your Daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed.  So Daddy planted it, and then I took care of it every single day.  And it grew and grew and after several months it was a beautiful healthy plant!  So then we took the plant and dried it and smoked it and got so high that we screwed without a condom."

 

I am reminded of a comic I saw decades back in Playboy.

 

Teenage human boy is standing in a pretty middle-class looking living room setting.  He is talking with a centaur whose human parts are obviously of middle age (balding, pudgy, glasses).  The caption says, "What you have to understand, Son, is that back around the time you were born, your mother and I were doing a lot of drugs."

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5 hours ago, archer said:

 

Another Vanilla Ice song?

 

What was the first song you created for Vanilla Ice?


      I was in the process of composing a witty response when I decided to forget it and just tell you to ki$$ my entire butt.💋

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