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Genre-crossover nightmares


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Re: Genre-crossover nightmares

 

You'd better not shout, better not cry,

Just run for the hills, I'm telling you why --

Santa Claus is raising the dead!

 

He's casting a spell, chanting it twice

And the results won't be very nice.

Santa Claus is raising the dead!

 

Remember dear old Grandpa?

His post-mortal remains

Have crawled out of the grave tonight

And he wants to eat your brain!

 

So take down your gun, sharpen your axe

Nevermore will you get to relax!

Santa Claus is raising the dead!

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Re: Genre-crossover nightmares

 

Nanook, A Sheep, Barney Fife, and his Lover

 

The 500 Hats of Leatherface

 

Santa Claus in the Land that Time Forgot

 

Conan, the Last King of Scotland

 

The Cat in the Hat Goes to Washington (As much as this might be a desperately needed film, it is important to understand that Washington is already such a mess than even the Cat in the Hat can't convince these bucketheads to clean up after themselves.)

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