Michael Hopcroft Posted November 25, 2007 Report Share Posted November 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some things are just too easy. Q: So if we add two and two we can save the Universe from annihilation? A: My life is full of trout, and my hovercraft is full of eels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So if we add two and two we can save the Universe from annihilation? A: My life is full of trout, and my hovercraft is full of eels. Q: I smell something fishy... A: Such is your duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I smell something fishy... A: Such is your duty. Q: Sergeant, I can understand guarding the base, I can understand all terrain training but why do we have to French Kiss your grandmother ? A: Lower your voice ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sergeant, I can understand guarding the base, I can understand all terrain training but why do we have to French Kiss your grandmother ? A: Lower your voice ! Q: Inability to follow which order led to Tiny Tim's expulsion from the army? A: Amateurs, Pros and guys with shotguns called "Jeb". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Amateurs' date=' Pros and guys with shotguns called "Jeb".[/quote'] Q: (Question on a quantitative sociology exam) What's a valid way of partitioning the population into three clearly distinct sets? A: Slow boat to M31. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Slow boat to M31. Q: How can I get that infantry counter out of O27 next turn? A: I think that's using too much Megascale on your Energy Blast, kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think that's using too much Megascale on your Energy Blast' date=' kid.[/quote'] Q: Why did you vaporize Downtown while trying to kill the fly? A: The Falcon was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Falcon was here. Q: What was written on the walls that makes you think that The Falcon was here? A: Its a motivational tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was written on the walls that makes you think that The Falcon was here? A: Its a motivational tool. Q: Er, why is the principal carrying a cattle prod? A: Warhammer 41 000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Er, why is the principal carrying a cattle prod? A: Warhammer 41 000. Q: Man, office productivity has really gone in the toilet. What's everybody doing? A: Here Lies Sir Dave, Killed By A Gazebo With 300 Pieces Of Gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here Lies Sir Dave' date=' Killed By A Gazebo With 300 Pieces Of Gold[/quote'] Q: Poor guy got hit by a truck from Home Depot delivering a yard structure kit and the brass fasteners to put it together. What'll the papers say about him? A: Yes, this is a mushroom farm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes, this is a mushroom farm. Q: Is there a reason the lights are off in the office? A: No Bless, no sneeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No Bless' date=' no sneeze.[/quote'] Q: Why did Storm do that? A: Malcolm Raynolds was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Malcolm Raynolds was here. Q: Why is the entire bar trashed? A: It's a hole. A ship shaped hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the entire bar trashed? A: It's a hole. A ship shaped hole. Q: What do you mean that's not the Northwest Passage? A: No, it's a bang-flash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean that's not the Northwest Passage? A: No, it's a bang-flash. Q: Why did you throw a flash-bang grenade at me? A: I didn't hit it that hard, it must have had a self-destruct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't hit it that hard' date=' it must have had a self-destruct.[/quote'] Q: Say, Rocky, what on Earth happened to your arm? A: Bloody Vikings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 1, 2007 Report Share Posted December 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bloody Vikings! Q: Who tracked mud all through the house? And what's this!? Blood! In the brand new couch? Alright who did this?! A: YOu cannot pay for the delay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who tracked mud all through the house? And what's this!? Blood! In the brand new couch? Alright who did this?! A: YOu cannot pay for the delay. Q: Why did you shoot Tom and not me? A: Far, far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Far' date=' far away.[/quote'] Q: Name a really rotten place to be an Ogre. A: She's no fun, she fell right over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's no fun' date=' she fell right over.[/quote'] Q: I hear you tried to seduce Ms Weeble. How'd it go? A: Any is too much!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hear you tried to seduce Ms Weeble. How'd it go? A: Any is too much!! Q: Do you think I added too much strychnine? A: This movie is so deep you couldn't find it with a drilling rig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This movie is so deep you couldn't find it with a drilling rig. Q: What's your opinion of Tremors 5? A: They made it into a series! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They made it into a series! Q: So somebody remade Flash Gordon again? A: I knew this would happen if the Elves went on strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I knew this would happen if the Elves went on strike. Q: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Daddy, why'd all of us get nothing but gift certificates in our stockings? Even for candy canes? A: The replacement workers are all Orcs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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