Pariah Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A tin lion and a cowardly woodsman. Q: What are the signs that you're in a cheap Bollywood Wizard of Oz knockoff? A: And that's what's right with America! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's what's right with America! Q: You mean Britney Spears' kids really ARE more important to the people than all the Presidential hopefuls combined? A: If you want to be our equal, get a Bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you want to be our equal' date=' get a Bomb.[/quote'] Q: What did the Ambassador tell you? A: Carnage was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Carnage was here. Q: And you say air pirates stole the cargo and left a calling card? What does it say? A: My only desires are for wealth and power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: My only desires are for wealth and power. Q: What did Death Tribble say that ensured that he got elected to the Presidency of the US ? A: Anyway, there's bones all over the place, man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Death Tribble say that ensured that he got elected to the Presidency of the US ? A: Anyway, there's bones all over the place, man Q: I don't care, that is not evidence of a Death Tribble infestation! A: That's why "Republic Drain Cleaners" was cancelled - even by Lucas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 8, 2008 Report Share Posted January 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why "Republic Drain Cleaners" was cancelled - even by Lucas! Q: So there was a movie going to be produced that had an original plot, fresh characters, and a new take on cinematography? A: Senator Thompson is on the trail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So there was a movie going to be produced that had an original plot, fresh characters, and a new take on cinematography? A: Senator Thompson is on the trail. Q: What's the subtitle on Law and Order say? A: Move fast, steal big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Move fast' date=' steal big.[/quote'] Q: What is the Internal Revenue Service's new motto for 2008? A: She's still eating the leftovers from the Thanksgiving Turkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's still eating the leftovers from the Thanksgiving Turkey. Q: Why isn't your mom making special plans for the Easter Bunny? A: You are NOT touching Presidents' Day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You are NOT touching Presidents' Day! Q: Hey President Washington, is there any words of wisdom that you would like to impart? A: Kill Roy was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kill Roy was here. Q: What does it say over the door of Rick Deckard's apartment? A: Heisenberg may have been here....but I doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Heisenberg may have been here....but I doubt it. Q: So, inspector Holmes, do you know who killed the cat? A: IN Elementary, my dear Watson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: IN Elementary' date=' my dear Watson.[/quote'] Q: 2+2=22? Didn't anyone teach you to add, Holmes? A: Scents don't lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Scents don't lie. Q: How can you tell that this robbery was perpetrated by the nefarious Perfume Princess? A: Three hooded capes, two jet packs, and a Ring of Invisibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three hooded capes' date=' two jet packs, and a Ring of Invisibility.[/quote'] Q: OK, so we don't simply walk into Mordor. How do we get there? A: There's no point to having a cake you can't eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK' date=' so we don't simply walk into Mordor. How [i']do[/i] we get there? A: There's no point to having a cake you can't eat. Q: Why didn't you buy the inedible cake? A: Obviousness is it's own reward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Obviousness is it's own reward. Q: I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that last comment, what did you say, again? A: A fat lot of good that does us now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that last comment, what did you say, again? A: A fat lot of good that does us now! Q: Don't you remember me saying we should bring the Sea Monster Repellent? A: It's a monster, it's on land, there fore it's a land monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I feel like I'm unprepared for this; explain to me again precisely why what it is I need a trap cage with a Chichuaua and a pair of tacos for? A: Because without it, we'd never get him to shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because without it' date=' we'd never get him to shut up.[/quote'] Q: What are we bringing this lozenge to Godezilla for? A: The Incredible Hulk was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: For the love of all that's holy, what the &@#$ happened to my Taco Bell?! A: Well, that's why I always bring this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' that's why I always bring [i']this.[/i] Q: What are we going to do about that? A: Now, THAT is a deal with the Devil that I think Peter Parker WOULD make! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now' date=' THAT is a deal with the Devil that I think Peter Parker WOULD make![/quote'] Q: What was Mephisto saying about making MJ even bustier than usual? A: Eye bleach! I need eye bleach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Eye bleach! I need eye bleach! Q: Sir, were you aware that you are so strung out your eyes look like spheres made of very lean bacon? A: I am going nowhere near that frying pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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