Mightybec Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: 2.2 Million dollars and a slurpee. Q: What would it take for me to go down on Larry Flint? A: Possum surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Mightybec A: Possum surprise. Q: What did Nightfly get when his wife undressed on their honeymoon? A: Dilithium crystals and Teletubbies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Q. Name two things a televangelist gets off thinking of and then calls the "devil's work". A. Rush Limbaugh in a red leather bikini...( I am so so very sorry...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: What did Nightfly get when his wife undressed on their honeymoon? A: Dilithium crystals and Teletubbies. Hey now, I work with Nightfly. Be nice... Q: What are the Borg addicted to? A: A shaved cat and a hand full of dries peas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. Name two things a televangelist gets off thinking of and then calls the "devil's work". A. Rush Limbaugh in a red leather bikini...( I am so so very sorry...) Q. What image did Enforcer put in my head that is now going to cause me to hunt him down and strangle him with his own intestines? A. A big green dragon riding on a harley... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. A big green dragon riding on a harley... Q: What did my dad see on his way home from work today? A: Yeah, I lost it in Jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: Yeah, I lost it in Jersey. Q: Did you pass your kidney stone yet? A: 20 seventy year olds at a swingers party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Mightybec A: 20 seventy year olds at a swingers party. Q: How did they test Viagra? A: Hey, that's my doll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Q. What was the last thing Enforcer84 said to Rachel when she was holding an "anatomically correct" supergirl doll. A. Well, I wanted to be buried with my boots, on but a blue dress is still nice, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: Hey, that's my doll! Q: Ummm... Is that a body stuffed underneath your bed? A: No, I don't do that anymore, it leaves marks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Mightybec A: No, I don't do that anymore, it leaves marks. Q: Are you still using real weapons for your Fantasy Hero combats? A: Thirty-five dollars, a beer and a bleach blonde in a red convertible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 21, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 A: Thirty-five dollars, a beer and a bleach blonde in a red convertible. Q: What are the ideal things to have with you when returning home from a night on the town? A: King Soloman Grundy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: King Soloman Grundy Q: Which king reigned for only seven days? A: A kind of shimmering greenish-purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 21, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: A kind of shimmering greenish-purple. Q: What do you need to see in your sink to persuade you that maybe you need to call a plumber? A: Stonehenge and a rubber ducky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What do you need to see in your sink to persuade you that maybe you need to call a plumber? A: Stonehenge and a rubber ducky. Q: What is Gwydion said to have taken with him when he went Hot Tubbing? A: A pirate with extreme phobias. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 21, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: A pirate with extreme phobias. Q: Who is that fellow cowering in the corner who won't drink, cuss, fight or even get on board a ship? A: A $12 Harrier Jet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent 537 Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Question: What can you get by answering an ad out of the back of a 1968 comic book? Answer: Schroedinger's Cat on a losing streak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Agent 537 Question: What can you get by answering an ad out of the back of a 1968 comic book? Answer: Schroedinger's Cat on a losing streak. Q:Who lost a Nobel's prize at the casino tables? A: Mr. Roger's 'Hood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q:Who lost a Nobel's prize at the casino tables? A: Mr. Roger's 'Hood. Q: A group of puppets beat the #$#$ out of you? Where at? A: Captain Chronos on a bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: A group of puppets beat the #$#$ out of you? Where at? A: Captain Chronos on a bender. Q: What caused all the recent time distortions? A: Satin and Silk, Leather and Lace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Satin and Silk, Leather and Lace Q: What is the dress code at a typical party in the Playboy Mansion? A: A thousand throwing stars with a pound of butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What is the dress code at a typical party in the Playboy Mansion? A: A thousand throwing stars with a pound of butter. Q:What are the 2 main ingredients in Ninja Bread? A:Zero-G String Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q:What are the 2 main ingredients in Ninja Bread? A:Zero-G String Q. What is the one type of space suit you never want to get caught in during explosive decompression? A. Maybe Michael J. Fox has some Elvis in him after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Maybe Michael J. Fox has some Elvis in him after all. Q: Hey, did you notice a sample missing after the actors toured through here? A: Because this is the only place I can get some privacy. And booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis Q: Hey, did you notice a sample missing after the actors toured through here? A: Because this is the only place I can get some privacy. And booze. Q:Why does Von D-Man spend so much time in the Evil Executive's Washroom? A: I'll have mine a little pink in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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