Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only on Thrustdays. Q: So you can escape Earth's gravity at will? A: Trust me, breathing in space is the easy part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Trust me' date=' breathing in space is the [i']easy[/i] part. Q: Which is harder to do in space: fart or breathe? A: Puerile humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Puerile humor. Q: What does Dick Cheney use to defend George Bushs Bathroom habits. A: A little blue car over by the sanitary napkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A little blue car over by the sanitary napkin. Q: Madison Aveneue running out of ways to sell stuff? What makes you think that? A: My God, it's full of yellow stars, orange moons, and green clovers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: My God, it's full of yellow stars, orange moons, and green clovers! Q: Why are you staring at your breakfast cereal? A: We have everything you need to no right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We have everything you need to no right here. Q: OK, I've got my Veto Pen out. What did Congress send me this time? A: Stop acting like you're God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stop acting like you're God. Q: What would you like, water or wine? A: Iron Man's golden, underwater and space armor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would you like, water or wine? A: Iron Man's golden, underwater and space armor Q: What did you find on E-bay? A: The extra recipes are not needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The extra recipes are not needed. Q: Hey, did you know there are 499 ways to cook bratwurst besides grilling? A: Free tickets to the Yanni concert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, did you know there are 499 ways to cook bratwurst besides grilling? A: Free tickets to the Yanni concert! Q: What reward did you get for saving Giorgio Moroder's life? A: Die! Die! For the love of god, Die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Die! Die! For the love of god' date=' Die![/quote'] Q: Deal or no deal? A: Colorado Rockies and the Cleveland Indians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Colorado Rockies and the Cleveland Indians Q: What combo will spell doom for all? A: The Stumpo VetoMan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Stumpo VetoMan! Q: Oh no, they're threatening to pass that ridiculous Paranormal Registration Bill! Who can save us from the foolishness of our legislators? A: A complete disaster, with Buffalo Wings and BBQ pork flung everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A complete disaster' date=' with Buffalo Wings and BBQ pork flung everywhere.[/quote'] Q: The super team was Spice Lass , Fire Girl, and Chainsaw Al. What happened on their first issue, with the archvillain Boss Hogg on tap as their foe? A: Nobody appreciates us pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody appreciates us pigs. Q: What are Captain Link Hogthrob, First Mate Miss Piggy, and Dr. Julius Strangepork complaining about now? A: Like Paris Hilton on Jeopardy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like Paris Hilton on Jeopardy! Q: What is like the funniest thing the valley girl ever saw? A: That's what you get when you sell your soul to the Devil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's what you get when you sell your soul to the Devil Q: Why is my kitchen filled with chocolate cupcakes and only chocolate cupcakes? A: IT'S GONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will you be a dear and fetch me the rum? A: I cannot answer that question as the answer will set me on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will you be a dear and fetch me the rum? A: I cannot answer that question as the answer will set me on fire. Q: Where is that flame throwing psychopath Blowtorch ? A: No one believes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where is that flame throwing psychopath Blowtorch ? A: No one believes Q: Why was the latest version of Peter Pan a flop on Broadway? A: You let the sun go down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uber Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You let the sun go down! Q: Helios, what happened when you lost a wheel on your chariot? A: My God! That came out of your Sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: My God! That came out of your Sister. Q: Its the Opsi-Verse! Where did it come from?! A: Spooooooky Tales are the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Spooooooky Tales are the answer. Q: IS there a way to make the words "spooky tales" sound stupid? A: 70 channels and nothin' on but crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: 70 channels and nothin' on but crap Q: What's TV going to be like until the World Series starts? A: But it looked so good on Diana Ross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: But it looked so good on Diana Ross! Q: What the heck has happened to Michael Jackson's face? A: Comedy Central Presents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.