Cygnia Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Social Media Crime: Fugitive Posts Facebook Comment On His Wanted Poster death tribble and Lucius 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 In-N-Out Customer Passes Out in Drive-Thru With Gun in Lap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Naked Guy Who Thinks He’s Bigfoot Tries To Dismember Hunter With His Bare Hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Teens Busted For Stealing Goat To Ask Girl To Prom Christopher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Teen Thieves Mistake Dead Man’s Remains For Cocaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 Man Gets Ticket For Carpooling With Cardboard Cutout Of “The Most Interesting Man In The World” tkdguy and death tribble 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 10 Criminals Who Weren’t ‘The Brains’ of the Operation tkdguy and bigbywolfe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Pedophile beaten unconscious by child's father gets 25 years Not really a "dumb criminal" story, but as a father I approve. tkdguy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 better than the gal who drunkenly ran over her boyfriend when she caught him molesting a girl. She got drunk driving and Vehicular assault. If she had shot or stabbed him in the act, she might have been okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 That Awkward Moment When You Try To Rob A Former Female Weightlifter And She Beats The Crap Out Of You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 That Awkward Moment When You Try To Rob A Former Female Weightlifter And She Beats The Crap Out Of You Not as good as the jackass that tried robbing the blind judo champion, but... still priceless. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 I haven't heard of that one either, but cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 Parking Enforcement Officer Busted After Repeatedly Depositing Large Amounts of Coins at Bank While In Uniform Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Wisconsin Woman Burglarizes Home For Cheese And Beer, Asks Police To Help Find Phone She Left At Crime Scene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Frozen Pizza Thieves Caught After Trying To Sell 80 Pies To Undercover Cops Christopher and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Hey, they are Pierates just doin' their jobs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pattern Ghost Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 She looks like one of my old squad leaders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 I just love this story so much, I don't even care that it's just up the road from me Couple Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets To Heaven” JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in. “People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.” Tito Watts said in his police statement: I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up… Amanda Watts said in her police statement: We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched. Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator. I was going to add emphasis to a few lines, but where to even begin? Tito's statement alone is pure gold. [link] Christopher and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Such tragedy. Yet I chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Oh Florida... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Florida Man Attempts To Cash $368 Billion Check And poor Jeff bought the blank check from someone named Tito. Coincidence? I think not! Logan D. Hurricanes, Enforcer84 and Lawnmower Boy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 I just love this story so much, I don't even care that it's just up the road from me Couple Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets To Heaven” I was going to add emphasis to a few lines, but where to even begin? Tito's statement alone is pure gold. [link] ...and a baby alligator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 Florida Man Attempts To Cash $368 Billion Check And poor Jeff bought the blank check from someone named Tito. Coincidence? I think not! In fact his name was Tito Watts...I think we passed coincidence at the last signpost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 ...and a baby alligator. The cherry on top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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