Pariah Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Going back to your ex is like shopping at your own yard sale. Grailknight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 wanting to back to your ex, is like wanting the video of your own execution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 All hell broke Lucy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 A wife only wants to hear 3 words from their husband: "I'm so sorry" Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 Time does not move consistently. Proof is in the workday. Last hour before going home? 17 days Lunch hour? 17 seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishFox Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 On 4/2/2020 at 8:57 PM, Badger said: A wife only wants to hear 3 words from their husband: "I'm so sorry" My wife responds better to, "I got you" followed by the name of a thing I've gotten for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 When hosting a Zoom meeting, even for the first time, clamp all the security measures on from the time you schedule the meeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 When running with the devil, it is best to pay for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 When running with the devil, it may not be wise to ask what portion of the ticket you're running for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 Dove chocolate tastes better than Dove soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Old Man said: Dove chocolate tastes better than Dove soap. I can verify that this is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 You were the kid from Christmas Story weren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 11 hours ago, Old Man said: Dove chocolate tastes better than Dove soap. Did you run experiments? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 Dunno about experiments, since I didn't put in any control, but I observe that whatever it was that rifled my tent (my guess is raccoon) ate all my candy but only took a few tentative bites out of my soap. Tom Cowan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 Raccoon, you sure? So, I was hanging out in the woods, this one time, and I saw a tent. Decided a raid would be fun. Loved the candy, until I found this one bar, damn that thing tasted nasty. Wait? Damn you Cancer, damn you to hell. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 Place not your trust in kings and princes, for three of a kind will take them both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 Three aces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. We're in a quarantine here. Leave me the hell alone. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 Remember in these trying times when going shopping to wear protection. Particularly a helmet and shoulder pads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 Breathe in, breathe out, move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 From Green Bay: Never drink and draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 Patience is like a rock-solid alibi: The time when you most need it is the time you're least likely to have it. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Badger Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 Pets and kids are similar. But pets are better behaved and more easily housebroken Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 If you're easily provoked and easily offended, then you're easily manipulated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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