Cancer Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 isopropyl: Wrong alcohol for drinking. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 You can drink isopropyl alcohol. Once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted November 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 The best essential oil for calming down friends and family is chloroform. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pariah Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 On 11/30/2020 at 11:50 AM, Starlord said: The best essential oil for calming down friends and family is chloroform. "Does this rag smell like ether to you?" Cancer and Old Man 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 On 11/30/2020 at 1:50 PM, Starlord said: The best essential oil for calming down friends and family is chloroform. Or just a bonk bonk on the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 You can only do what you can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 In Las Vegad you will find plenty of Elvis impersonators In your local grocery store you will find plenty of Jabba impersonators. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2020 Dance like no one is watching. Honestly, they're probably checking their phones anyway. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 You know those pajamagram commercials. If you are thinking getting that for your wife, dont, it will save your marriage.😉 Ok, I joke about that every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 A happy wife is a happy life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 11, 2020 Report Share Posted December 11, 2020 A happy wife requires a large bank balance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Let's all learn a lesson from Game of Thrones and not name any children 'Grogu' until The Mandalorian is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 The virus doesn't care if you believe in it or not. Tom Cowan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 Does anyone have any leftover conspiracy theories, all mine are coming true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Bazza said: Does anyone have any leftover conspiracy theories, all mine are coming true. 2020: I dont even care anymore. Note: does that help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Bazza said: Does anyone have any leftover conspiracy theories, all mine are coming true. Go get yourself a copy of the original Illuminati game (the one from 1982, ideally with the two expansion packs, not the CCG from a decade or more later) and start dealing hands randomly and see what comes out. For extra potency, chant "Hastur" while you're shuffling and dealing. EDIT: Of course, I have it, and when I need new Ideas I do just what I advise above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 It that by SJG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Cancer said: Go get yourself a copy of the original Illuminati game (the one from 1982, ideally with the two expansion packs, not the CCG from a decade or more later) and start dealing hands randomly and see what comes out. For extra potency, chant "Hastur" while you're shuffling and dealing. EDIT: Of course, I have it, and when I need new Ideas I do just what I advise above. I place all my faith in Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow. It obviously worked because the Orbital Mind-Control Lasers didn't work last November.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 My favorite part about so-called 'conspiracy theories' is the ever mysterious 'they'. As in - 'They' faked all the photos that clearly show the Earth is round. 'They' is apparently a super-secret, all-powerful person or agency that can never be clearly defined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 8 hours ago, Bazza said: It that by SJG? Yes, among their first products. 7 hours ago, archer said: I place all my faith in Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow. My car has an Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow license plate holder. In a HHOS sort of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Please ignore political memes on social media sites. If you believe political memes on Facebook are based on facts, you're probably also the person who believes the stripper really likes you. Tjack and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 ... and the Nigerian prince wants to give you money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Never walk around a nudist after 5hey have dealt with a bout of dysentery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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