Pariah Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 "What do we say to the god of death?" "Not today." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DentArthurDent Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 “Okay, mister Assistant Director of the Obvious.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 "Bring her back in one piece." "Not a scratch." "I'm talking about her. Or don't come back at all." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 "Three on one. Not good." "We're outgunned. Time to run, sir." "I concur. But if we leave the brown dwarf, they will see us. If we go deeper, it could destroy the ship." "Good thinking, Mr. Spock. We need to go deeper into the brown dwarf." "That is not what I suggested." "Ortegas, plot a course. As close as you can get us to the center of mass." "Sure. Didn't our science expert just say that would crush the ship? Just asking, sir." "I did. The pressure against the hull will increase the deeper we go. If we venture too close, the density field will obliterate us." "Whatever happens to us will also happen to the Gorn. I believe in Enterprise. We can outlast them." "Captain, the lower decks will be first to take structural damage." "Immediate evacuation of all decks below 20. I don't like it either, but Enterprise has to dive. Helm, take us down." "Aye aye, Skipper. Dive, dive, dive." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 "Pacifism is not passivity. It is the active protection of all living things in the natural universe." DentArthurDent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 4, 2023 Report Share Posted September 4, 2023 A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell and I'm going home Tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey. Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe All my life men like you have sneered at me. And all my life I have been knocking men like you into the dust If you ever call me sister again, I will have you strangled in your sleep Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail, and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm, or the gods, or love—illusions. Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is. A man with no motive is a man no one suspects. Always keep your foes confused: If they don't know who you are, what you want—they can't know what you plan to do next It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on its head Any man who must say, I am the king, is no true king If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention. You're going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well. Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me. I don't plan on knitting by the fire while men fight for me. I might be small, Lord Glover, and I might be a girl, but I am every bit as much a Northerner as you… and I don't need your permission to defend the North." Sandor, thank you. The lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of the sheep. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 "Yellow alert. Erica, take us closer, please." "How close do you want to get? First date or third date?" "Blind date." "Copy. Proceeding with caution, sir." L. Marcus and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 13, 2023 Report Share Posted September 13, 2023 "See that stagecoach? It's taking a USB Stick with a company's weekly haul of Bitcoin credentials to a bank in San Fransisc-y. Only they ain't never gonna REACH San Fransiscy." "Why not? They using Apple Maps?" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted September 14, 2023 Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 The Mother : Come live with me. My roommate just moved out. Cindy : Are you sure? You just met me. I could be a serial killer. The Mother : I like to believe in people. Plus, what are the chances that we're both serial killers? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 19, 2023 Report Share Posted September 19, 2023 "What's your name?" "Carter, but everyone calls me Chubby." "Don't look chubby to me." "Was when I was a baby, I guess. It's what my dad called me. Sorta just stuck." "Where's your dad now?" "Polluting the dirt they buried him in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted September 20, 2023 Report Share Posted September 20, 2023 Robert Sloan: Martin, is it so bad where you're from? Martin Sloan: I thought so, Pop. I've been living on a dead run, and I was tired. And one day I knew I had to come back here. I had to come back and get on the merry-go-round, and eat cotton candy, and listen to a band concert. I had to stop and breathe, and close my eyes and smell, and listen. Robert Sloan: I guess we all want that. Maybe when you go back, Martin, you'll find that there are merry-go-rounds and band concerts where you are. Maybe you haven't been looking in the right place. You've been looking behind you, Martin. Try looking ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted September 20, 2023 Report Share Posted September 20, 2023 "You grappled with this somewhere between lunch and that inconsiderate bowel movement; it was a momentary curiosity you were happy to relinquish. I grapple with this every day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted September 20, 2023 Report Share Posted September 20, 2023 @Ragitsu please use the forum's default text colors as this is impossible to read. Ragitsu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2023 Report Share Posted September 23, 2023 "I know this is all kind of silly, I mean, we've been together for 5,750 years." "And 8 months." "Okay, nobody's gonna say it? She kinda looked like Mom. You noticed, I noticed, we all noticed. " "Oh. Ohhh! That's why you were acting like such a goon! Ha!" "No, no, that's not it. I'm done thinking about the past. Tonight, I'm all about the future. I'm going to a show. I'm a new Gem who loves socializing with humans." "That's what that was?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2023 Report Share Posted October 1, 2023 "Sometimes you throw a spiral too well and you knock out a dinosaur." "Yeah." "Kind of looked like that asteroid 65 million years ago." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 1, 2023 Report Share Posted October 1, 2023 “You know I’m a feminist. That’s why I let you pay for all my stuff.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 "The good news is we're going to name a disease after you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 (edited) "Daddy is a huge liar. But he's a cool liar!" "Everyone has a side they don’t show anyone else. That is how the world keeps up the appearance of it’s temporary peace." "Marriage? Conventional happiness? I got rid of those aspirations as well as my identity, the day I became a spy" Edited October 12, 2023 by Michael Hopcroft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 "I HAVE CONQUERED SELF DOUBT. AND SEIZED PERSONAL GROWTH! HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted October 13, 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 Shawn: With a little bit of poison, called WD40. Juliet: Compound 1080. Shawn: I've heard it both ways. Gus: No, you haven't. Shawn: You know what's even more tired than me saying "I've heard it both ways"? Gus: Me saying "No, you haven't"? Shawn: That's right. Gus: Agree to disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 17, 2023 Report Share Posted October 17, 2023 "Ah, good, you're still open." "Yes we are, what can I get you?" "Everything in the register." "Oh my god, it's a hipster hold-up!" "Hand it over. I have a gun." "Well I have a death wish, so that's not going to work. Look, pal, we work at this cupcake window from two to four, six nights a week, and that is after eight hours of slinging hash at the diner next door for lousy minimum wage which a bunch of politicians out in ... help me out ... " "Washington." "What she said. ... don't want to raise. Then we walk back to our illegal one bedroom apartment, get three hours of NyQuil-induced sleep before we have to get back up and share a bowl of Spanish-language Cheerios." "It's the same, but the C wears a sombrero." "So no, I am not about to give you our hard-earned money and if you're going to shoot me, better aim good because if you miss, I will climb over this counter, tear off your head, and it'll be our new tip jar." "I just robbed Pizza Pizza. Here's a twenty. Have a good night." "I have a way with people. Hermit and L. Marcus 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2023 Report Share Posted October 19, 2023 "A warning, Captain. The present is a veil between anticipation and horror. You may still choose to walk away from this future. But if you take the crystal, your fate will be sealed forever." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 "I can no longer feed my family." "Same old song." "My wife and her mother, my five children, the baby." "That's seven employees. Eight, if you count the infant." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 "There's a big difference between the banjo and the guitar. The banjo has a round pot, it's called, with a skin head stretched over the top, and it projects the sound outward, and the guitar can get you laid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 I suppose by the transitive property, I too must be as Vulcan as a mother******. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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