Ragitsu Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 "Whose side are you on?" "Why, the same side you are, Commander. My own." Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 "Every guy I ever dated told me I have trust issues, which is something liars say when you're onto them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 26, 2023 Report Share Posted October 26, 2023 "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." "I like your glasses." "Well, I'm afraid they're not for sale." "We don't need no education...." "Yes, you do. You've just used a double negative." "'Subject: Fire. Dear Sir / Madame, I'm writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of....' No, that's too formal. 'Dear Sir / Madame, Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Carenden Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted October 30, 2023 Report Share Posted October 30, 2023 Hawkeye: War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse. Father Mulcahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye? Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell? Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe. Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them — little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander. Pariah, Cancer and L. Marcus 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted October 31, 2023 Report Share Posted October 31, 2023 Watson: Something in the morning newspaper certainly has your attention Holmes: A costermonger was arrested last night carrying a pair of severed legs. Watson: What?! Holmes: Doesn't happen often. Watson: It never happens! Holmes: It happened once, it's in the newspaper. Watson: Oh, good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2023 Report Share Posted October 31, 2023 "Craft. On your world, if we were lovers, would you tell me your name, your true name?" "If we were lovers on my world, you would give me my true name." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 31, 2023 Report Share Posted October 31, 2023 "I saw hope, in the stars. It was stronger than fear. And I went towards it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 "You know how I feel about telepaths." "Do I ever. You threw one out a third-story window on Io." "There was an ample pool below the window!" "I'll assume you knew that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 "You think this is good, wait for dessert." "Now hold on, I didn't authorize dessert." "Well, then, you can't have any." "Now, now, let's not be hasty." "Nope. Too late." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 "With luck, they may never find you, but if they do, you will know pain—" " —and you will know fear—" " —and then you will die. Have a pleasant flight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 "You know, I've been stuck in this tin can for three years. I haven't taken a vacation—okay, okay, it's my fault, I had the leave coming, I just didn't take it—and the pay sucks, I knew that when I signed on, and nobody said I'd survive the job. Now, I give you all that. But where in my contract does it say I have to eat the same food for breakfast...every day...for three years?" "Paragraph 47, subsection 19, clause 9A. You can find it in the index under S.U.A.E.I." "S...U...A.E.I.?" "Shut Up And Eat It." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 12, 2023 Report Share Posted November 12, 2023 "You wanna know the worst thing about living almost forever? It's boredom. And on that ship of yours, there seems to be a shortage of that. I like it. I might even try to stick around, huh?" Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 "They're hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 "Mm, this is good." "You think so? The secret is browning the butter before making the dough. Most people don't do that 'cause it takes up too much time." "Mm, I didn't do that." "You've been making pies?" "One or two." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 8 hours ago, Pariah said: "They're hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!" "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 "Covered my ears every night, but… I couldn't bear to hear those horrible screams. You have no idea what it's like to be a coward… To see these horrors… And do nothing. Marritza's dead. He deserves to be dead." Michael Hopcroft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 "Worst! Rescue! EVER!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 "Where do you think we are?" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2023 Report Share Posted November 29, 2023 "With less than two weeks under your command, the Cabot science vessel saw an onboard experiment go beyond your control. One crew member was tragically lost, and the ship itself suffered a total and complete structural failure. And then of course, a genetically modified species managed to find its way to the surface of Pragine 64, forcing the evacuation of an entire civilization. And we've just gotten word these creatures have made their way into Klingon space, so let's add a diplomatic crisis to all of this. But according to your report, this entire calamity was all caused by one crew member. How do you explain that?" "He was an idiot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2023 Report Share Posted November 29, 2023 "Remember it when you hear a name called, a minority attacked, any blind, unreasoning assault on a people or any human being. He's alive because through these things, we keep him alive." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2023 Report Share Posted November 30, 2023 "You lived your life for the king. You gonna die for some chickens?" "Someone is." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2023 Report Share Posted November 30, 2023 "A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 "Give me the loot!" "Don't you have it?" "Me? You were the last one to—" [car sputters] "I thought I told you to get gas!" "We're broke, remember? What was I supposed to do, fill the tank, shoot the guy, and drive off?" [nods] "Now you tell me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 2, 2023 Report Share Posted December 2, 2023 "One day soon, man is going to be able to harness incredible energies – maybe even the atom; energies that could ultimately hurl us to other worlds in some sort of spaceship. And the men that reach out into space will be able to find ways to feed the hungry millions of the world and to cure their diseases. They will be able to find a way to give each man hope and a common future… and those are the days worth living for." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that. Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Now listen to this carefully, Norman. I am... lying. You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie, but you lie... You tell the truth but you cannot for you lie... illogical ! Illogical ! Please explain ! You are human. Only humans can explain their behaviour ! Please explain ! I am not programmed to respond in that area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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