Ragitsu Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 Healer: There is a truth beyond knowledge, my friend. Only fools deny it.Arturo: Are you calling me a fool, sir?Healer: What would you call a dying man who passes up a chance for life purely out of intellectual vanity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 27, 2022 Report Share Posted August 27, 2022 "It's ready, Captain. If we can force him into the corridor while I'm waiting for him, we can put an end to this. But if he comes through at a time of his own choosing and breaks into this universe to find me...." "I understand. What do you want me to do?" "Find him. Force him through his threshold, while I'm waiting for him, into the corridor, and I'll hold him there." "You can't hold him forever." "Can't I, Captain? You destroy his ship." "If I destroy his ship, won't yours also be destroyed?" "It will." "And your door will be closed." "Yes, and so will his." "You'll be trapped inside that corridor with him forever. At each other's throats throughout time." "Is it such a large price to pay for the safety of two universes?" wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 27, 2022 Report Share Posted August 27, 2022 "That fight was so many years ago, I'm a completely different person now. Literally." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted August 28, 2022 Report Share Posted August 28, 2022 Fire bad. Tree pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 "Do you know why we named you Kamala? Your mother and I tried for years to have a second child. We'd almost given up all hope. And then you came. Beta, you were just so perfect. That's what Kamal means in Arabic, perfect. But in Urdu, it's more like, what's the word? Wonder, marvel. Kamal means marvel." "I share the same name as Carol frickin' Danvers?" "I don't know who that is." wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted September 8, 2022 Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 "Who said anything about naked? You'll still have the loincloth!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted September 15, 2022 Report Share Posted September 15, 2022 'We're playing a game." "What's it called?" 'A guy in a carpet." "Hope you win." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 "You're nothing -- just a punk who think's he's Batman." "I am Batman!" "How fast does this thing go?" "Mach 3" "Is it faster than a speeding bullet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 "One more thing, Gerry." "Yeah?" "And I mean this in the most helpful way. Don't ever assume that you know everything I know about you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 Vila: How can you sleep with all this happening? Avon: With all what happening? Blake is sitting up in a tree, Travis is sitting up in another tree. Unless they're planning to throw nuts at one another, I don't see much of a fight developing before it gets light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 "And now for something completely different ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted October 21, 2022 Report Share Posted October 21, 2022 "So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate? A family that doesn't respect me? A whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you somethin'. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop-Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head! But I'm not a loser. Because despite it all, me and every other guy who will never be what he wanted to be are still out there, being what we don't want to be 40 hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!" tkdguy and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted November 5, 2022 Report Share Posted November 5, 2022 Q from Bond, not Star Trek. I'll go get changed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 21, 2022 Report Share Posted November 21, 2022 Where's me washboard ? How queer ! Oh bugger ! Scorchio. No offence. What did I say, Roy ? Does my bum look big in this ? Brilliant ! Black ! Suits you, sir. I was very, very drunk Stuck in a hole, in the fog, in the middle of the night, with an owl ! I'm playing all the right notes - but not necessarily in the right order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window ? Sydney Opera House perhaps ? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon ? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 On 10/16/2022 at 4:43 AM, L. Marcus said: "And now for something completely different ..." ... A man with a tape recorder up his nose. ... A man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose. And now in stereo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 "I'm crushing your head!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 "The real me is hunting us with a quantum slipstream Dauntless-class starship? Good luck with that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 "Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Pepsi! Pepsi! Pepsi! No Coke! Pepsi!" "Dahling, you look Mahrvelous!" "Toonces -- the Cat who can Drive a Car..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 "You absolute bastard, Alan!" "It's B'Stard, Piers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 "There's more of you in here?" "Oh no, not here. I made sure of that. I am very good at compartmentalizing everything. That's why I get to be surface, and they have to be put away." "Well if one of those Pearls has the phone, can you tell me how to find her?" "Oh, you don't want to go back where they are. It's a mess. Let's just stay here, where everything is alphabetized!" "I know." " I wanted to tell you for so long." Spoiler "Mom was Pink Diamond..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 "We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocations of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 "You never know when something funny is going to happen on this show." "Why, did something funny happen?" "Yeah." "You'd never know it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 "I know the secret knock" <explosion> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 "Wait a minute. Aren't you two wearing the wrong color?" "Don't you know anything about this period in time?" "i'm a doctor, not an historian." "in the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold..." "...and women wore less." "I think I'm going to like history." tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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