Pariah Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 "I was a teenage pop star in Canada." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 "How do you feel?" "Like a million bucks." "Really? You look like ten dollars." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 "If you get hurt and miss work, it won't hurt to miss work. And they give you cash, which is just as good as money!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 23, 2022 Report Share Posted April 23, 2022 "Space -- and Boobs! Woo-ooo." "I found a fairy in a sea shell! Isn't he tiny? Isn't he cute? Let's go and take him to the prostitute!" "The fairy was small, but of course size does not matter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 "I'm in Wales. It's in England." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 "Who the hell are you?" "A man who was born long before the age of chivalry." tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 9, 2022 Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 "Perhaps, somewhere all your ends are written somewhere as indelibly as mine, but I choose to believe that your destinies are still your own. Maybe that’s why I am here. To remind you of the power of possibility. Maybe that’s the good in seeing my future that I might remind you that right up until the very end life is to be worn gloriously because until our last moment, the future is what we make it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 "Let's get it done, people. We've got a planet to save before breakfast. <aside> I love this job." Tjack and wcw43921 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 “I can’t see a thing on the surface of Venus! Why not? Because it’s covered with a dense layer of clouds. Well, what are clouds made of? Water, of course. Therefore, Venus must have an awful lot of water on it. Therefore, the surface must be wet. Well, if the surface is wet, it’s probably a swamp; if there’s a swamp, there’s ferns; if there’s ferns, maybe there’s even dinosaurs. Observation: You couldn’t see a thing. Conclusion: Dinosaurs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 "Oh, I'm not a superhero. That is for billionaires and narcissists ... and adult orphans, for some reason." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 "... happy little trees." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 "I'm not posh; I'm educated. There's a world of difference there." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 "Commander, did you threaten to grab ahold of this man by the collar and throw him out an airlock?" "Yes, I did." "I'm shocked. Shocked and dismayed. I'd remind you that we are short on supplies here. We can't afford to take good clothing and throw it out into space. Always take the jacket off first. I've told you that before. "Sorry, she meant to day 'Stripped naked and thrown out an airlock.' I apologize for any confusion this may have caused." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 "Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny, the last Battlestar -- Galactica -- leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest. A shining planet -- known as Earth!" Pariah and Christougher 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 "I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash-and-carry, carry me back to Old Virginie, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" tkdguy, Hermit and BoloOfEarth 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 "Trouble with your vaporator?" "Yes, I had some parts stolen. I need a new processor board." "You're in luck!" "Teeka, if you're going to steal my parts and then sell than back to me, could you at least clean them first, as a courtesy?" "Cleaning costs extra." wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2022 Report Share Posted June 11, 2022 "Y'see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all "hello" and I was all [deep gasp], remember? Y'see I've never saw you before and if I've never saw you before that means you're new, 'cause I know everypony, and I mean everypony in Ponyville! And if you're new, that meant you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, and if you don't have any friends then you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, then I had an idea, and that's why I went [deep gasp]! I must throw a great big ginormous super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville! See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 11, 2022 Report Share Posted June 11, 2022 "As a senior officer, I don’t get to be part of the crew anymore." "Oh no, that’s not because you’re a senior officer. It’s because you terrify people." { annoyed look } "That’s a compliment." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted June 16, 2022 Report Share Posted June 16, 2022 What does 'firing gently' even mean? wcw43921 and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 "You're not bringing me to him. I'm bringing him to you." wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 "Alpha Braga IV. Works every time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 "What are her ... dopamine levels?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted July 1, 2022 Report Share Posted July 1, 2022 THIS! IS! MUSIC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 2, 2022 Report Share Posted July 2, 2022 "Profanity cheapens the soul and weakens the mind." "If we don't find an antidote, her heart's going to explode like a sausage casing full of weasels." "Do you have any idea how much of the Earth is made up of... earth?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 18, 2022 Report Share Posted July 18, 2022 "Know this, Shol’va, I’ll see to it that you suffer slowly." "And I will see to it that you die quickly." {later} "You are a man of your word.' "Indeed." Ragitsu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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