Iuz the Evil Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 "Alright, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring — except for the four @#×holes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zslane Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Did you mean Nakatomi? Iuz the Evil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bazza Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 T'is okay, MI6 has sent James Bond. Iuz the Evil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Starlord Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Now I have a machine gun. HO HO HO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iuz the Evil Posted December 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Now available in a stylish holiday shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is new shoes and more ammo ... Christopher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Now I want guns in my shoes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 5 hours ago, Iuz the Evil said: Now available in a stylish holiday shirt. Tell them you don't know me, Ellis. Tell them we've never met. They will kill you. Don't you understand? They will kill you. Sure, sure. BLAM CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 ONE ADAM TEN, UNDER AUTOMATIC RIFLE FIRE AT NAKATOMI! REQUESTING IMMEDIATE BACKUP AND SWAT ASSISTANCE NOW!!! NOW GODDAMMIT NOW!!! Welcome to the party, pal. Iuz the Evil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Oh my God, the quarterback is TOAST ! Iuz the Evil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 The following people are to be released from their captors: In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec. In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement. (mouthing silently) Asian Dan ? [covers the radio] I read about them in Time magazine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wcw43921 Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 "Has anyone seen Clark?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iuz the Evil Posted December 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Iuz the Evil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 *forces everyone else to stick their tongue to the flagpole in cold weather* Now, that's done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Now, how would you go about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iuz the Evil Posted December 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Old Man and aylwin13 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Home Alone a festive film? Hardly – it's the Muppets every timehttps://www.theguardian.com/film/commentisfree/2018/dec/22/home-alone-festive-film-hardly-the-muppets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 1 hour ago, L. Marcus said: Now, how would you go about that? Sorry but what does "Row, row rould ru ro arout rat?" mean? Maybe you should dislodge your tongue from the pole first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 46 minutes ago, Badger said: Sorry but what does "Row, row rould ru ro arout rat?" mean? Maybe you should dislodge your tongue from the pole first "Stewardess! I speak jive Scooby!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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death tribble Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Badger said: *forces everyone else to stick their tongue to the flagpole in cold weather* Now, that's done. 1 hour ago, Badger said: Sorry but what does "Row, row rould ru ro arout rat?" mean? Maybe you should dislodge your tongue from the pole first Who's posting to this thread, Stevie Wonder ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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